Chapter 213 212. The Cat King's Legion
Two days of the weekend.
I ordered heating on Saturday morning and learned to drive in the afternoon.
I also learn to drive on Sunday.
The three Ronaldins had a hopeful weekend.
After going to work, I burst into great enthusiasm.
Luo Shaoan started the live broadcast early and planned to broadcast it for a whole day.
Then, Ding Xiaoman gave him a big job.
[Poor guy, poor guy, what is your chairman trying to do? ]
"I do not know either."
After Luo Shaoan started the live broadcast today, he has been looking for the cat everywhere according to the instructions of the audience in the barrage.
It is also preheating.
He is now very good at this little trick.
After searching for a long time, I finally saw Ding Xiaoman on the main road that runs through the entire village.
And the army of cats behind it.
Ding Xiaoman led the way, with his head held high and his tail cocked high, walking in the middle of the road with a cat-like gait like a flagpole.
Behind it, there were more than ten wild cats.
A big white cat was one body length behind Ding Xiaoman on the left, also following closely with its head held high and its tail raised.
One body length behind Ding Xiaoman on the right is a fat and strong black and white cow cat.
With these two big cats as the center, there are more than a dozen cats of various colors, including tiger-striped tabby cats, leopard-print tabby cats, fat orange cats, calico cats, pure black cats...
Anyway, they are all powerful characters among cats.
According to size, the big cats were in front and the small cats were behind, forming a line like a goose wings, blocking the entire road.
Wow, these cats, no matter big or small, no matter what color, no matter whether they have long hair or short hair, all of them have their tails raised, and their muscles appear and disappear as they walk.
They look like cats that can be beaten and killed, but they don't look like good cats.
They came towards us in formation, giving the feeling of an army of thousands, very majestic and awe-inspiring.
Frightened Luo Shaoan quickly crossed the ditch and ran to the ridge of the field, leaving the road clear for the cat army.
Saw this scene.
The comments in the barrage went crazy.
A group of people were completely fascinated by Ding Xiaoman and expressed their love to her directly from a distance.
【Ahhhhhh, I'm dead! 】
【Ahhh, Cat King is so manly! 】
[Cat Overlord is so manly, I want to give birth to a baby for you!!!]
...Not really, not really. This involves three species.
Then there was that old fan who recognized several cats from the group.
[That white cat was beaten by our cat king. That time when he beat eight people at once, there was this white cat.]
[The third raccoon on the left, the fourth fat orange, and the fifth three-flowered cat were also beaten by the Cat King]
[The first cow on the right is very fierce, with scars on its face. It is obvious that it is not easy to mess with. It has also been beaten by the cat king]
[Have all these cats been beaten by the Cat King? ]
[You are so obedient, following me obediently, I guess you must have been defeated]
When Luo Shaoan saw these comments, he also thought it should be so.
He has watched all the videos on this account, and most of them show Ding Xiaoman either fighting or on the way to fight.
Speed racing, fighting, and the good times are the main themes of the videos on the account "Ding Xiaoman is a Cat".
"My chairman is invincible in the world!" Luo Shaoan couldn't help but add a sentence. He was quite honorable.
But, there are still those who are blind.
A comment floated in the barrage: [Wow, kittens, so many kittens, little darlings, let your aunt hold you, or your aunt will kiss you bald]
"...Sister, are you serious? Every one of these cats will be chained up in our village."
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What is Ding Xiaoman trying to do by gathering such a large group of tough guys?
Amid the constant urging from the barrage, Luo Shaoan held up the gimbal, mounted his phone, and followed the cats.
Ever since the live broadcast room set up by Luo Shaoan failed, he switched to outdoor live broadcast.
Luo Yihang gave the gimbal he bought to Luo Shaoan.
With automatic stabilization and mechanical image stabilization, Luo Shaoan can run around the mountain with the phone in his hand.
The group of cats walked up the road, and Luo Shaoan followed behind without paying any attention.
But you can't get close.
Once, at the request of the audience in the live broadcast room, Luo Shaoan raised his mobile phone and wanted to get closer to take a close-up of each cat one by one.
Just a little closer,
The two cats at the back turned their heads at the same time, grinning and showing their teeth, looking very ferocious.
Luo Shaoan was so scared that he almost dropped his phone and stepped back several steps.
Seeing that Luo Shaoan was far away, the two cats turned around and trotted to catch up with the main group.
[You unlucky guy, why are you so cowardly?], [You unlucky guy are too timid, there is nothing to be afraid of about cats], [That’s right, you unlucky guy, you are just a coward, just fight it]
"What are you doing? I just told you that these cats must be chained. I'm telling you, none of the cats chained are innocent."
"I can walk normally now and take pictures for you. I'm very brave, okay? Actually, I was so scared that my hands were shaking."
Luo Shaoan's words really came from his heart.
Especially sincere.
In return, a comment was posted: "My hands are shaking, but your gimbal is pretty stable, what brand is it?"
"..." Luo Shaoan turned the phone around and pointed it at his own sad face, "Brother, is this the time to care about Yuntai?"
[Quick, quick, turn back and look at the cat]
Luo Shaoan is so sad.
Fortunately, there is still true love in the world.
The next wave of comments were all comforting him.
[Poor guy, pat your head, don't cry], [Poor guy, don't cry, stand up], [Don't worry, poor guy, be brave, I'll cheer you up]
"Just refueling?"
【What else do you want?】
"Hehe, hehe." Luo Shaoan laughed cunningly.
A few seconds later, a reminder popped up on the phone screen that a whole set of hot sauce was sold.
Luo Shaoan immediately became alert and shouted, "Thank you for the order, big brother. As long as they don't bother me, I will follow them to the end today!"
[Poor bastard, you are so vulgar], [Poor bastard, you have changed], [Poor bastard, you...you...you did the right thing! ]
There were strings of complaints in the barrage, and orders were placed one after another.
Luo Shaoan learned another trick. It turns out that this is also possible. It's like he wants to give a reward...
understood! understood!
Luo Shaoan held up his mobile phone and followed the cat army, laughing and interacting with the barrage, guessing what Ding Xiaoman was going to do by calling these cats. He didn't feel bored along the way.
Fortunately, there are few people in Ping'angou, otherwise there would be a large group of cats, all of which look like they are not easy to deal with and are occupying the main road, which would definitely scare people.
Um, Uncle Luo’s big yellow dog was frightened.
He was lying in the sun at the door, wagging his tail happily.
When I looked up, I saw Ding Xiaoman and the army of cats behind him.
It was so scared that it jumped up from its prone position. Its four legs seemed not to belong to it, and it was tossing around all over the place with its own thoughts. It jumped up and landed on the ground, then turned over and quickly crawled up again. Its two hind legs were still stiff, but its front legs were already paddling. It rolled and crawled, dragging its hind legs, and then it ran back home with its tail between its legs.
Bang.
It will also close.
The big yellow dog saw it, jumped up, kicked its four legs around in fear, and ran back home.
Throughout the whole process, Ding Xiaoman and his army of cats didn't even look at the big yellow dog, didn't stop, and didn't disrupt their formation.
The pace did not change, and we continued moving forward along the road at the same rhythm as before.
The audience in the live broadcast room were so excited to see this scene.
The comments were posted rapidly.
[See? What is deterrence? This is deterrence.]
[As expected of a village tyrant, he is awesome]
[The Cat King is the Cat King!] [So fierce! So majestic! I love him so much!]
[Ahhhh, Cat Overlord, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! ! ! ]
"...Sister, it's not appropriate. It's really not appropriate."
[What do you care! You unlucky guy, don’t say anything]
[That’s right, you unlucky guy, go to the front. I don’t want to see chrysanthemums. I want to see the stunning beauty of Cat King.]
What's wrong with people nowadays? Why do they like to be aggressive?
Is it true that one’s worldview is influenced by one’s five senses?
Cats count, too.
"I don't, I'm afraid..." Luo Shaoan tried to be stubborn, but before he could finish his words, ding, ding, two orders popped up.
"I'll go!"
Luo Shaoan decisively followed his heart, ran to the side of the road holding his cell phone, stepped over the canal and jogged around to the front. He still didn't dare to go straight ahead, so he walked backwards along the ridge from the side.
Just as he was about to turn the phone around and point it at Ding Xiaoman.
But the barrage was refilling the screen again, [Quick, quick, turn back, there is something on the wall]
"What is it?"
Luo Shaoan didn't pay attention just now and turned around half a circle with his phone in hand.
I saw that we had reached the top of the village, and the boss’s house was at the top.
And on the wall of the boss's house, a big-eyed kitten with golden hair, black stripes on its body and two white lines on its cheeks behind its eyelids was climbing up.
"Xiao Xiao Man!"
Luo Shaoan recognized it at a glance.
Isn't that Xiao Xiaoman? After it climbed up the wall, it immediately turned its head down, stretched out its front legs, and ran down the wall, clinging to it. When it was about to reach the ground, it kicked with its hind legs.
He changed from vertically downward to horizontally, landed lightly on the ground, and whooshed towards the army of cats.
Luo Shaoan was shocked, "When did this little cat learn this trick?"
Compared to when he first came and looked like a kitten, Xiao Xiaoman has grown a lot and has matured.
It is about two-thirds longer than Ding Xiaoman and half as wide.
It eats a lot every day but doesn't get fat. It has slender and agile features.
The whole set of movements for climbing over the wall just now was smooth, light, and agile, it was simply beautiful.
But still well-behaved and cute, with a small face and big eyes, it's super adorable.
It captured the hearts of the audience in the live broadcast room.
There was another round of ghostly howling.
[Ahhhh, Xiao Xiaoman]
[Xiao Xiaoman is so cute, Xiao Xiaoman, come to your auntie, let your auntie hold you]
【Cat thieves gather, 1/100】
Soon there were dozens of people in the queue.
However, these people are not excited enough yet.
But Xiao Xiaoman trotted all the way to Ding Xiaoman.
Ding Xiaoman stopped. The cat army was just like an army, they stopped when they were told to.
Then Xiao Xiaoman raised one of his front paws.
Stupid!
It showed its claws and pointed to the extremely ferocious cow cat with a scar on its face on the right.
Not only did it flash its claws, it also turned its head, its fur stood up, and opened its mouth, saying "Ha!" to the cow cat.
[Xiao Xiaoman, run quickly], [Don't yelp at me], [That cat is fierce, run quickly]
Those people in the live broadcast room who had just shouted that Keai wanted to steal the cat became anxious when they saw this scene.
Pa-pa-pa typing, and urging Luo Shaoan, [Poor guy, go help! ]
Not needed at all.
Xiao Xiaoman showed his paw and snorted, and the cow cat actually got scared. Was it scared?
He took a step back and made room for Xiao Xiaoman.
This cow cat has a scar on its face and looks ferocious. It is muscular, fat and strong. It is bigger than Ding Xiaoman, who looks only half as big as Ding Xiaoman.
I'm so cowardly...
Xiao Xiaoman moved his paws, retracted them, and stood beside Ding Xiaoman with his head held high.
The little one is so proud.
The group of aunts in the live broadcast room... had mixed feelings.
[Wow, my eyes widened instantly! ]
[Xiao Xiaoman, who did you learn this from? Why have you become so fierce?]
[Who else could it be? Our cat king]
[Give me back the cute little Xiaoman]
[Xiao Xiaoman is so awesome. I declare that we have two Overlords in our family]
[I don’t want it, I don’t want it, Xiao Xiaoman, we are gentle girls, we sleep in a princess bed, we don’t want to fight]
[In front, judging from the unlucky guy's accent, this should be Sichuan Province. Have you heard of Sichuan-Yu Tyrannosaurus? Have you heard of Shudao Mountain, a 5A-level scenic spot? ]
Speaking of this, Luo Shaoan was not happy. He wanted to clear the name of Miss Tianhan: "We are still a long way from Sichuan and Chongqing. Our accents are a bit similar, but our personalities are totally different. We are not fierce at all, and there is no Shudao Mountain!"
[What are the girls like over there? ]
"This..." Luo Shaoan paused. He was also the same age as the young Mu Ai, and couldn't help but think of the female classmates he had met in school. What were they like?
After thinking for a while, he blurted out: "Silly..."
[It's over, you unlucky guy, you're done, you no longer have the right to choose your spouse! ]
Luo Shaoan quickly tried to make up for it, "It's cute, silly, cute, very adorable."
[I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it, it’s too late, it’s too late, it’s over, you’re finished~~]
There were a lot of jokes in the barrage.
It was useless for Luo Shaoan to say anything else.
It's lively here, but it doesn't affect the army of cats at all.
After Xiao Xiaoman returned to his position, Ding Xiaoman continued to move forward with his army.
Walk a little further along the road and turn left into the meadow.
After entering, he hid his body with the help of the green grass, started to speed up and ran.
Luo Shaoan also hurried, stopped chatting with the audience in the live broadcast room, and ran with his mobile phone in hand, following closely.
If you don't follow closely, you will get lost.
Led by Ding Xiaoman, the group of cats cut in from the meadow, ran all the way to the wild forest, and stopped in the grass beside the forest.
After running for a while, the formation of the Cat Army had become messy. They all gathered in a circle, half surrounding Ding Xiaoman and Xiao Xiaoman.
Luo Shaoan even wanted to complain.
Since we are going to gather here, why did we form a formation from such a distance?
Do not understand.
I have absolutely no idea what a cat is thinking.
A group of cats gathered here, without making any sound.
Showing the instincts of a top predator.
Everyone was staring at Ding Xiaoman in the middle.
After Ding Xiaoman stood still, he raised his head and looked into the woods.
Its two big ears stood up and twitched a few times, then it turned on the spot, and its little nose twitched a few times as it faced the wind.
He gently raised his paw and waved it in a direction of the woods.
Whoosh!
Xiao Xiaoman seemed to have received the signal.
It turned into a golden shadow and rushed towards the direction where Ding Xiaoman was waving his claws.
It was so fast that Luo Shaoan’s phone almost couldn’t keep up.
There's no point in catching up.
Xiao Xiaoman went into the woods, circled around a tree, and disappeared...
(End of this chapter)