Chapter 214 213. Battle of Revenge
Luo Shaoan bypassed the army of cats and entered the woods from the side, making him hard to find.

How can you find a cat in the woods with just two eyes and a camera?

unless……

Chirp, chirp, chirp~~
Just above Luo Shaoan's head, a series of screams came out. The noise was so intense that it was scary to hear.

Luo Shaoan raised his head and said, "Oh my god, what are you doing?"

He quickly raised his cell phone and aimed it at a tree hole about five or six meters above his head.

[So it’s so close]

[I didn’t see it above my head]

[Xiao Xiaoman, Xiao Xiaoman! What are you doing?]

Isn't it right on the top of the head? Xiao Xiaoman had three paws clinging to the tree trunk, one of its front paws stretched into the tree hole, and its shoulders were moving as if it was digging inside.

There is something in the tree hole, and the chirping sound comes from inside.

After a while, Xiao Xiaoman put his head and half of his body in.

Ga~, the calling sound stopped, and Xiao Xiaoman also pulled his head back from the tree hole.

In its mouth, it held a gray squirrel with stiff limbs and a long tail drooping and dangling back and forth.

[Ah! Is the squirrel dead?], [Xiao Xiaoman bit the squirrel to death]

There was a burst of exclamation in the live broadcast room.

Although this is a matter between animals, it must be uncomfortable to see a little squirrel being bitten to death right in front of your eyes.

Luo Shaoan also took a breath of cold air. This was a live broadcast at the moment, and it would be very troublesome if the rhythm was disrupted.

He quickly squinted his eyes, took a closer look, breathed a sigh of relief, and said happily: "The squirrel is pretending to be dead. There is no blood on its body. And look, the squirrel's four paws are not moving at all. How can it be so stiff if it has just died? This little squirrel is really good at pretending to be dead."

【is that true?】

"It must be true. We have seen it a lot since we were young."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Xiaoman shook his head and threw the squirrel onto a thick branch nearby.

If the squirrel was dead, it would definitely fall down.

However, when the squirrel approached the branch, it flipped in the air, stretched its limbs tightly, and curled up its big tail to hook onto the branch.

After the four claws landed on the branch, they jumped from the branch to the trunk, whizzed around the trunk several times and ran to the top of the tall tree.

I was so excited that I was jumping and chattering below.

Seeing this scene, the comments went crazy with joy.

[Hahahaha, you are pretending to be dead]

[This little thing is quite cunning]

[Kicked out of home]

[Is the little squirrel cursing? The cursing is so ugly, with dirty words, dirty words, so dirty, hahahahahaha]

Luo Shaoan also laughed and chatted with the comments, "I said, he was just pretending to be dead. My Xiao Xiaoman doesn't know how to catch other animals. Ding Xiaoman doesn't know how to catch other animals either."

[Right, right, right, Ding Xiaoman can't catch animals, he can only beat them], [A big pouch in each hand], [If he's defeated, he'll just follow him, no need to catch him]

Then the problem is coming.

[What is Xiao Xiaoman doing digging out the squirrel's nest? ]

A barrage like this floated across the live broadcast room.

As if they had telepathic connection, Xiao Xiaoman was still lying on the tree trunk, with his claws put into the tree hole, the little squirrel's home.

Crash, crash.

A lot of small grains were scraped out.

They fell down one after another and hit Luo Shaoan on the head.

And also on the mobile phone that is broadcasting live.

[Ah, it fell on my head]

[Falling into my eyes]

[I’m blinded, ahhhhh]

They were pretty into the show.

"Bah bah bah."

It was just an act inside the live broadcast room, but Luo Shaoan outside the room was really covered in dirt, and some crumbs even fell into his mouth.

If it's disgusting, just spit it out and get away from it.

Look at the ground again to see what has been done.

There was also a cell phone that was pointed over for everyone to see.

[Ahhh, beans, my beans] This was someone who bought a trial pack and got angry on the spot.

[There are also millet, rice, pine nuts, walnuts, melon seeds, and some I don’t recognize]

Luo Shaoan squatted down, looking at the things that Xiao Xiaoman kept taking out, and the small grains scattered all over the ground, and said in surprise, "How come my Xiao Mi was also taken away by it..."

"This is a grass seed, this is the fruit of beech, this is birch, and this is a wild jujube..." Luo Shaoan recognized a few of them, but he didn't recognize the rest.

[It seems that this is the squirrel's winter food]

"I think so too."

While discussing this, Bang, “Ouch.”

Something hit Luo Shaoan on the head. He stood up, covered his head, and looked at the ground. It was an apple core.

"That's amazing! Where did you get these apples? No one in our village grows apples."

Luo Shaoan was talking to the audience in the live broadcast room.

I heard another "meow", right above my head.

When he looked up, he found that nothing had floated out of the tree hole since he had not noticed. Xiao Xiaoman had climbed down the tree trunk with his head down, and was just over a meter above Luo Shaoan's head, staring at him with sharp eyes.

Luo Shaoan stood up straight, raised his head, and was about to speak, "Little..."

Xiao Xiaoman kicked his hind legs and jumped onto Luo Shaoan, knocking him off balance.

The words were blocked.

Luo Shaoan subconsciously turned the platform towards himself.

This shows the advantage of the advanced gimbal, as it can turn around on its own in the second half of the circle.

Opening crit.

Xiao Xiaoman lay obediently on Luo Shaoan's chest.

then.

Luo Shaoan stretched out his hands to hug her, but his hands were not yet closed.

But Xiao Xiaoman was seen climbing Luo Shaoan as if he were a tree. He climbed onto his shoulders in a few steps, then kicked off with his hind legs, jumped down, and ran out of the woods.

Luo Shaoan was dumbfounded, it was all thanks to the automatic following of the gimbal.

And in the live broadcast room, the barrage of [throw yourself into someone's arms] had just been posted.

Soon it becomes

[Hahaha, what a miserable unlucky guy]

[The unlucky guy is worthy of being an unlucky guy]

[I thought it was a throw-in, but it turned out to be a human-shaped cat climbing frame]

[The word "root" is well used, hahahaha]

[Why doesn't Xiao Xiaoman just come down?]

Seeing the comments, Luo Shaoan smiled bitterly and said, "I just like to be clean."

Then he pointed the phone at the ground again.

Under the tree, there was a large area of ​​food spread out, all of which were winter supplies taken out from the squirrels' nests.

"Xiao Xiaoman doesn't want to step on dirty things"

[The little squirrel leaves the live broadcast room cursing]

[What do you mean by dirty things? Those are all the food I saved with great difficulty.]

[Is there any justice in the world? There was a thief at home, he stole my steamed buns, but he didn’t even eat them, he just kicked them for fun]

Don’t mention it, this is what Xiao Xiaoman does.

It just came here to cause trouble for other people's little squirrels.

Not only does it cause trouble to itself, it also calls out to others.

Not long after Xiao Xiaoman ran out of the woods, a large group of cats came running in, led by Ding Xiaoman.

The little squirrel that was cursing on the tree was scared and suddenly stopped chirping with a squeak.

After the group of cats came over, they did not climb up the tree. Instead, they sniffed around the "squirrel food" on the ground under the tree.

【What is this for? 】

Someone asked in the live broadcast room.

"What is this for?" Luo Shaoan scratched his head, he didn't know either.

To be honest, today's live broadcast was really worth watching. It was all new and exciting things that I had never seen before.

The cats sniffed for a while.

He raised his head and looked at Ding Xiaoman.

Ding Xiaoman raised his paw and waved it forward, "Meow~"

Hula~~
The group of cats, including Xiao Xiaoman, acted as if they had received an order.

They meowed and rushed into the woods, some climbing trees and some digging out tree roots.

Two more chose the same tree and started fighting under the tree to compete for position.

When the two of them started fighting, Ding Xiaoman also moved.

He ran over without a word, got in a big shove, and started to physically stop the fight.

One of the cats occupied the tree and climbed up.

The other cat meowed twice, turned and ran to another tree.

Luo Shaoan held the gimbal in one hand and searched quickly with his mobile phone in the other, and exclaimed, "Haha, I found it. Cats' sense of smell is more sensitive than dogs, and they have 0.2 million more olfactory cells than dogs..." Unfortunately, no one wanted to listen to him at this time.

People in the barrage were shouting, [Keep your eyes on the big white cat], [Face the cow, shoot the cow], [Sanhua, look at Sanhua], [Big Orange, I want to see if Big Orange can climb a tree]

Luo Shaoan only had a mobile phone and one hand, and the cats scattered and ran away again.

He was directed by the audience in the live broadcast room and ran around.

Didn't stare at any one.

No one was satisfied.

The little mouth kept attacking [Unlucky Guy] madly, and the hatred was drawn steadily.

Luo Shaoan was sweating all over after running around, but he was still treated like this.

I feel sad and wronged.

So, no one listened.

Holding up his phone, he stared at the leopard cat closest to him, and at most took a look at a few others nearby.

He won't run away.

After I calmed down, I realized that these cats were not running around aimlessly, but had a purpose.

The leopard-print cat he was staring at climbed up the tree to a height of seven or eight meters, then lay prone on a thick branch with its body bent low and its butt raised.

He carefully extended a claw and penetrated the tree trunk.

"Huh! The ability to walk through walls???" Luo Shaoan was shocked.

He quickly stepped back a few steps and changed direction, "Tsk!"

I was shocked for a second, then I was disappointed.

How could it be a wall-walking technique? There was a hole hidden on the side of the branch. Leopard Pear Blossom did the same as Xiao Xiaoman just now. She put her claws in and pulled out the fruits, which turned out to be beans, millet, pine nuts and the like.

He took out another squirrel's food.

I turned around and looked at the tree next to it. On the tree was a fat orange dog, so fat that it could crush the kang.

It was lying on a thin branch, with fat squeezed out on both sides of its belly, wrapping the branch, and trembling so much that people were worried that it would break the branch and fall down.

But, he was lying very steadily.

Still want to fight.

Who was he fighting? Naturally, the squirrel. The fat orange guy, with his belly propped up on the branch and his upper body raised, started a confrontation with an equally fat and strong gray squirrel in the tree hole.

They're both heavyweights.

No matter how heavyweight the gray squirrel is, it can't handle the fat orange one.

At first, it could still struggle a bit, stretching out its claws, showing its fur and teeth, and jumping and chirping to threaten the fat orange boy.

The fat orange one was afraid of it. It raised its two paws and waved them, leaving afterimages, and started to whip them with a crackling sound.

The heavyweight gray squirrel screamed in pain and escaped from its nest.

Fat Orange didn't chase after it. Instead, he slapped his upper body down, causing the thin branches to shake.

It also staggered, stretched its two claws into the squirrel's nest, and dug something out with a rustling sound.

Look at other cats, they are almost all doing the same thing.

Not to mention the food stored in the squirrel nest in the tree was stolen.

There are also a few cats that specifically watch the area under the trees and dig up the food that the squirrels hide in the soil.

It’s so lively in the woods.

Groups of little squirrels ran out and fled to the tops of tall trees, chirping and jumping around.

It could also be a loud curse.

It makes me sad to listen to it and makes me cry to watch it.

[What are the cats doing? Why are they bullying the little squirrel? ]

"Why?" Luo Shaoan had already figured it out, "Ding Xiaoman has a grudge against these squirrels."

The beans all over the ground are proof of this.

After Luo Shaoan's reminder, some people in the live broadcast room had watched Luo Yihang's live broadcast in the summer and even bought beans.

You and I started to educate the newcomers, one by one.

Eight out of ten sentences talk about how delicious these beans are.

The two sentences tell the love-hate relationship between a squirrel thief and a watchcat.

Finally, I came to the conclusion that [Ding Xiaoman really holds a grudge. It’s been several months, and he still remembers it]

Why take revenge now?

"Because it's October now, it's autumn, and the squirrels are storing food..."

How does it know?

"It's been watching all the time. This kitten comes out to play every day, like a wild cat. It must have found the woods where the squirrels are hiding long ago. It just stares and says nothing. It only comes to take away the food when the squirrels have stored enough food for the winter." Luo Shaoan deduced Ding Xiaoman's plan step by step.

The audience in the live broadcast room expressed their disbelief.

[This is too exaggerated]

[It can also observe the living habits of squirrels]

[Ding Xiaoman is a cat, and a very powerful cat. How could he endure for so long against a few squirrels?]

[That’s right, you’ve cut off the firewood and the food supply. You cat, do you know military tactics? ]

"If you don't believe it, then don't believe it. It's just my guess." Luo Shaoan said he didn't care, but he still tried to make up for it, "But who has ever heard of a cat commanding other cats, and they are all so obedient. And, not only can he command cats, our servant Xiaoman can also command birds. The humble crested ibis on the stage, Xiaoshuai, Xiaomei, and Yuchi Yaojin, all listen to him."

【this……】

【that's true……】

[Could it be that cats really know the art of war…]

[No, no, my head itches, I feel like I’m going to grow a brain…]

In one sentence, the audience in the live broadcast room was confused. Who is this? This is Ding Xiaoman, the Cat Overlord. It seems that after so many days, can we treat it as an ordinary cat?
She is smart, beautiful, fierce, and domineering. She is so complicated.

Immediately, Ding Xiaoman showed them another complicated one.

Ding Xiaoman’s cat army is made up of wild cats.

The wild cat is not as well-behaved and sensible as Xiao Xiaoman.

Not all squirrels in the forest are agile or have excellent acting skills.

That big white cat, the big white cat that Ding Xiaoman used to fight eight people alone.

Climbing up the tree, he quickly caught a squirrel.

The squirrel pretended to be dead on the spot and did not move. The big white cat pulled it, but it did not move.

Generally speaking, cats don't eat dead prey, so mice often pretend to be dead to deceive cats.

But the big white cat showed its claws.

The squirrel might have had limited psychological endurance, as its fur stood up and it turned over and tried to run away.

How can you run away then?

Suddenly, he was pinned down by the big white cat.

He opened his big, cruel mouth, as if he was going to eat it.

Luo Shaoan was quick to move the phone away.

then.

There was a gust of wind beside him, and a shadow jumped out.

The speed is called fast.

In just a few seconds, he climbed up the big tree and arrived at the location of the big white cat.

Luo Shaoan quickly moved the phone back.

Together with the audience in the live broadcast room, they watched Ding Xiaoman climb up the tree, then stand up on his two hind legs. He raised his right paw high above his head, then lunged forward, using his waist strength and arms to swing them towards the big white cat's head.

Snapped!
This is a cruel one.

The big white cat screamed "Meow~Ah——" and its whole body tilted sideways. It lost its grip and fell off the branch.

Only its two front paws were hooked on the branch, its body was stretched out, and its two hind legs were struggling hard. It finally reached the tree trunk, then shrank its body down and clung to the trunk, not daring to move.

Looking at Ding Xiaoman again, he stretched out his claws to pull the little squirrel that was pretending to be dead again, pushed it out of the tree hole, and slapped it.

The little squirrel suddenly opened his eyes.

Its head was facing down, with half of its body hanging outside the tree hole.

The big white cat was clinging to the tree trunk, with its head raised, looking at the tree hole.

When the little squirrel opened his eyes, he saw the big white cat, right in front of him.

The little squirrel was so frightened that it panicked and kicked its four legs wildly, and actually ran away from the big white cat.

The big white cat didn't move at all and let it run away.

[What the hell is going on? My CPU is smoking. Why is Ding Xiaoman still protecting the squirrel?]

[Ding Xiaoman doesn't catch small animals, and he doesn't let other cats catch them either]

[It seems that this is the first squirrel to be caught. The other squirrels all ran away. It can’t be such a coincidence.]

[These are all wild cats...]

"It's possible..." Luo Shaoan was also confused, "Could it be that Ding Xiaoman thinks that the squirrels in this forest may have grudges, but they are also their own cats, and other cats cannot touch them?"

He is not an animal expert, so he doesn't know.

As I said, who can guess what a cat is thinking, let alone Ding Xiaoman.

Even animal experts are confused.

Anyway.

Today I saw Ding Xiaoman leading a group of cats to retaliate against the "evil forces" of gray squirrels. It was so exciting.

Ding Xiaoman felt relieved. After destroying all the food stored by the squirrels, the cat army disbanded and everyone was free to do whatever they wanted.

But what about the squirrels?

(End of this chapter)