Chapter 7 A Morning Full of Surprises and Shocks
The next day, the sky was clear and a few sparrows landed on the windowsill, chirping noisily.
In the warm room, Wang Yao was woken up by the chirping of sparrows. He took out his mobile phone out of habit and glanced at the interface with sleepy eyes. The time showed that the current time was 06:18.
Forgive him, it's so early.
Wang Yao threw his phone away in pain, turned over lazily, put his arms around the quilt behind him, changed into a comfortable position, and dozed off again.
This is a very ordinary daily life for a person who stays in bed.
If traveling through time for no reason and not having a bunch of buffs on the protagonist is a huge tragedy, then perhaps the only thing to be thankful for is that the bed in the other world is very comfortable to sleep in. Wang Yao is a person who is very particular about his bed and cannot sleep well anywhere except at home.
But let’s be honest, the bed in the other world felt really good to lie on. At least he slept very soundly that night. The bedding was especially soft and warm, and there was a relaxing fragrance.
But I seemed to have a strange dream last night. What was it? I was thinking vaguely.
"..call."
A slight breeze suddenly blew on his face.
"???"
Wang Yao was startled, but he continued to sleep. The window was not closed. It might be the wind.
But as his senses gradually recovered, Wang Yao slowly began to wake up. Wait a minute—the window seemed to be behind him, right? How did the wind blow from the front?
Moreover, why is the "quilt" in my arms rising and falling in a very regular pattern? !
"Um?!"
Wang Yao's heart suddenly tightened. He opened his eyes and saw a delicate sleeping face.
It was a very peaceful sleeping face, which should be enough to make a man fly with happiness, but at this moment Wang Yao just couldn't feel happy at all.
"Luluna?!"
This was an unusual morning for an ordinary man.
"quack"
You can completely understand that this is the guttural sound that Wang Yao wanted to shout but was forcibly suppressing.
Do you know what is the happiest moment for a man? That's right, it is when you wake up and find a beautiful girl lying next to you. Her elegant body fragrance makes you intoxicated.
But do you know why the man was horrified? Because he couldn't understand why he slept alone and found a slim girl in his arms the next morning. How would he explain this to others?
God bless you, he didn't do anything!
The so-called "man's happiness and fear moment" came and went quickly. After being shocked for a moment, Wang Yao quickly calmed down. Now was not the time to be surprised or frightened. He had to destroy the body before anyone saw it. However, fleeing the scene to show that he had nothing to do with the ambiguous scene was the most urgent task! !
Gently, Wang Yao slowly raised his left hand (because his right hand was used as a pillow by Luna), and slowly stretched it to the back of Luna's white neck. Just as he was about to lift it up and move the little white head off his right arm, he didn't expect that Luna, who was sleeping soundly, would suddenly frown like a kitten disturbed by its owner, and she would hug him back in a daze, rubbing against him vigorously, and finally found a comfortable position and continued to fall asleep.
"I" Wang Yao didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
At this time, Wang Yao was leaning against the back of the bed, while Luna was sleeping comfortably with her arms around his waist and her little face resting on his belly. This was an ambiguous posture exactly the same as the one she had used to hug someone else. Anyone who saw it would be so embarrassed that they would want to jump into the Yellow River to wash it off.
But soon, Luna also felt something was wrong. Her reaction was exactly the same as Wang Yao's just now. First, her body trembled, then she fell asleep again. Finally, she seemed to realize something, suddenly opened her eyes, and slowly raised her little face.
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The two sides stared at each other for three seconds in an eerily quiet atmosphere.
Wang Yao had the most awkward expression in history and said in a hoarse voice: "Good morning, if you are willing to believe it, there must be some misunderstanding."
"You! You. Me! This.?!" Luna's expression was extremely rich at this moment, and with every word she spoke, she stepped back a little.
Wang Yao, who finally regained his freedom, awkwardly moved his sore right arm. He turned his head and looked at the equipment scattered on the ground, including the swallowtail cape, shoulder armor, knee pads, and boots.
Why does it look so much like drunken sex? But he didn't drink at all last night!
"What the hell, what is going on... Wow! What are you trying to do?!" Wang Yao was about to ask Luna if she knew anything, but when he turned around, he was shocked to see Luna holding her mercury scimitar with an angry look on her face as if she was going to castrate him!
"Don't get excited! There must be some misunderstanding here! And I haven't done anything to you at all. What's more, this is my room. That's right! This is obviously my room, so why am I the victim?!"
It's so unfair, this is even more unfair than Dou E's story!!
"What is your room?! I've lived here for a year. You, you, you really are that thing, right?! You really did something to me, right?!"
"I really am not that! I have never done anything to you! And I want to know why more than you do! Bah! What the hell is going on?!"
Seeing the strange man in front of her talking nonsense like a rap, Luna was almost crying. It would be fine if you just admitted your mistake, but now you are just perfunctory. Thinking of the family's prohibition of "unmarried women in the family are strictly prohibited from having relations with men", her beautiful eyes began to mist up. "I, I, I will kill you!!"
"Calm down, calm down! If you kill a good person by mistake, you will go to hell! If you kill someone, you will have to pay with your life!!"
Just as Luna raised the scimitar in her hand and was about to kill the thing in front of her and then commit suicide to prove her innocence, in a flash of lightning and fire, the door of the room was suddenly knocked open by an invisible hurricane -
Bang!
A short sword was raised in time to protect Wang Yao's head, blocking Luna's angry attack. Sparks flew with a clanging sound.
Hua Mulan, holding the dagger in one hand and with her long, messy hair that had not been combed, came to the rescue of the hero in time.
Wang Yao was stunned, or should I say, frightened. It was not that Wang Yao was cowardly, because Luna really wanted to kill him just now!
Ignoring the frightened Wang Yao, Hua Mulan stared at Luna, and raised a domineering sneer at the corner of her red lips: "Oh, you even dare to hit my little brother, who are you, little girl? As the saying goes, you have to look at the owner before beating the dog. What you are doing in my territory is very irrational."
"Captain, although I am very grateful to you for saving me, can you remove the adjective at the end?" Wang Yao looked up at Hua Mulan with a blushing face.
"Oh, I'm sorry, but I haven't read much, so this is the only adjective I can think of. Just bear with it." Hua Mulan patted Wang Yao's head, then raised the dagger in her hand and pointed it at Luna: "Tell me, how did my little brother offend you that made you want to draw your sword against me with such murderous intent?"
"Are you the captain of this group?" Luna asked angrily.
Mulan nodded.
"Then why don't you ask him what he did?!" It seemed that Hua Mulan should be a sensible person. At that moment, Luna was like a bullied civilian meeting an official. She wiped her tears and began to accuse Wang Yao with dissatisfaction.
"Little brother, did you bully others?" Seeing Luna's red eyes, as if she was quite wronged, Hua Mulan couldn't help but lower her head to question Wang Yao.
"I'm innocent, Captain." Wang Yao panicked. If the misunderstanding could not be resolved, with Hua Mulan's violent temper, she might turn against him! Wang Yao got up and explained, "This is what happened. When I woke up this morning."
In fact, this explanation is just nonsense. If it weren't for his own experience, Wang Yao probably wouldn't believe it. How could there be a girl in the bed for no reason? According to normal logic, it must be the man's doing that, right?
But just when Wang Yao felt powerless about his explanation, Hua Mulan, after hearing the whole story, patted Wang Yao on the shoulder and said, "You are awesome, little brother! You have just arrived in Jingzhou for one day and you have already caught up with such a beautiful girl?!"
After a moment's pause, he saw that Luna and Wang Yao were both dumbfounded, so he quickly changed his words: "Uh, no, no! How could there be such a lame plot?"
"So I said there must be a misunderstanding here!" Although I don't know how Hua Mulan came to the conclusion that "he is awesome", as long as the misunderstanding can be resolved, anything is fine.
Hua Mulan "pondered" for a while, and finally said to Luna: "Although the process is a bit unbelievable, what my little brother said is very true. This is his room. Why is he the victim when something like this happens?"
Looking at Wang Yao's innocent expression and Hua Mulan who was obviously wearing the same pants as Wang Yao, Luna was so angry that she was shaking all over, her face flushed red: "This is simply unreasonable! This is clearly my home, and you are still trying to make it up and say it's yours?"
Hua Mulan was very upset that her own nest was said to be hers by others: "Little girl, do you know who I am? Forget it, considering your ignorance, get out now and you can still live."
"You are so unreasonable! Do you think I am afraid of you?"
"Look at the sword in my hand. Do you still think I'm kidding?"
Seeing the two women were on the verge of a fight to the death, Wang Yao quickly grabbed Hua Mulan and whispered, "Captain, I've already told you there might be a misunderstanding, don't get excited!"
Hua Mulan angrily said, "What misunderstanding?! How dare this little girl say that my house is hers? Isn't this looking for trouble? Even if I am a crab (tyrannical), it doesn't mean that others can just fry me and eat me!"
Wang Yao was embarrassed again: "It's not the crab's problem. Do you remember what I told you when you asked me to help you wash clothes yesterday?"
Hua Mulan's tone relaxed: "What do you mean? You just washed my clothes. Why are you still brooding over it? At most I can wash them for you once to even things out."
Wang Yao almost wanted to bang his head against the wall. "What does this have to do with laundry?! I asked you at the time whether anyone had ever lived in this house. Did you forget? In fact, I was just wondering, could it be that the house had been vacant for too long, so Liu Bei let this girl live in it? Otherwise, how can such a large building be spotless? Did Liu Bei really hire servants to clean it every day? And seeing how confident she was, she didn't seem to be lying. Maybe she really lived here too?"
A series of rhetorical questions slowly calmed Hua Mulan down. She glanced at Luna, who looked aggrieved, and finally said, "Okay, I'll go find Liu Bei and ask him about this. You—" Pointing at Luna, "Just wait. If I find out that you are fooling me, hum—"
After saying that, Hua Mulan hurriedly put on her clothes and went straight to Liu Bei's mansion.
"Eh?! Captain, wait a minute!" Wang Yao came to his senses and just ran out of the room, Hua Mulan had already disappeared. At this speed, she even used the second stage of displacement, right? !
How about you, at least help him take Luna's weapon before leaving? You're so eager to find the truth, but you don't even think about the silver-haired girl in this room who is about to attack him! !
(End of this chapter)