Chapter 6 That night, I dreamed of a drunken general lying on the battlefield

"What...what is this...?!" Wang Yao was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

Perhaps some of you have had this experience: one morning, when you were about to go out, you found that you couldn't find an important thing.

That thing might be a school badge, or maybe just a pen, a hair elastic, or a red scarf. In short, you searched everywhere for it but to no avail. Finally, due to lack of time, you had to go out with a helpless expression. You thought it was because you were in a hurry and didn't look for it carefully.

But the puzzling thing is that since then, the thing has disappeared. You remember what it looked like, but you just can't find it, and you can't remember where you lost it.

This incident has become an unsolved mystery in your ordinary life. Even many years later, when you occasionally think of it, you still can't figure out the mystery behind it.

Wang Yao had such an experience, and the thing he lost was the first mobile phone in his life. Although his father did not blame him for his carelessness afterwards and bought him a new phone, it was the first mobile phone he owned in his life after all.

Even though Wang Yao later changed many mobile phones and the quality was getting better and better, this did not stop it from becoming a thorn in Wang Yao's heart, just like many years later, even though you have started a family, you still miss the girl next door who you first fell in love with.
but--

Who would have thought that the mobile phone that was lost for no reason on Earth two years ago would now inexplicably appear in front of him in this alien world!

What the hell is going on? ! !

This feeling is more shocking than your first love suddenly finding you one day and saying that she doesn’t mind that you have a family and just wants to live a happy and sexual life with you from now on! !

Seeing Wang Yao almost petrified, Hua Mulan couldn't help but come closer and asked, "What makes you so excited? Is this black thing expensive?"

The latter sentence was asked to Liu Bei.

Liu Bei was also a little surprised: "This is a piece of meteorite I picked up in the canyon battlefield two years ago. I think it is a bit special, so I have been wearing it as a jade pendant."

Having said that, Liu Bei couldn't help but feel a little regretful at this moment. Seeing the little brother's exaggerated expression, could this be some rare treasure? If so, it would be a big loss!

Seeing that everyone was looking at him curiously, Wang Yao had to temporarily suppress his surprise and forced himself to calm down and said, "This is a unique product from my hometown. I'm just a little surprised that I can see it here."

At this point, all he can do is deal with it perfunctorily. Wang Yao himself can't figure out the principle behind it, so how can he explain what a "mobile phone" is to a bunch of people from other worlds?

"Oh? I wonder where your hometown is, little brother?" Liu Bei was quite interested in this, because two years ago, this "jade pendant" fell from the sky to the canyon battlefield along with a stream of light.

Before Wang Yao could answer, Hua Mulan on the side said, "Wang Yao lives in a small village called Earth, isolated from the world. Okay, you will have plenty of opportunities to ask about him later. I'm talking to you three!" Hua Mulan suddenly stared at Liu, Guan and Zhang with a serious look, "I'm leaving tomorrow, so why don't you three serve some good wine to show your hospitality?"

Looking at Hua Mulan's cunning smile, Guan Yu couldn't help laughing and said, "I knew the captain wouldn't want to make a wasted trip. It just so happens that I have a lot of treasures stored in my house. I will ask the soldiers to fetch them."

Zhang Fei immediately became excited when he heard about drinking. "Great! It's been a long time since I drank with you, Captain. I wonder if you can still drink after serving in that barren land for two years?"

"Hahaha, we'll know whether it works or not later! Come on, we won't leave until we're drunk tonight!"

The situation took a 180-degree turn. Before Wang Yao recovered from the shock of "losing and regaining", the four people were already enthusiastically preparing to drink. After all, it is impossible to understand the behavior of open-minded and generous people.
Of course, Wang Yao didn't know how to drink, but at Hua Mulan's insistence, Wang Yao went to the kitchen to prepare a few side dishes. As expected, the dishes received high praise from everyone, and then, Wang Yao naturally became the one to pour wine for the four drunken people.

After three rounds of drinking, it was already nightfall. At the banquet, Hua Mulan drunkenly put her arm around Liu Bei's shoulder and said, "Xiao Liu, to be honest, although I am a little nervous and clumsy sometimes, I actually like him quite a lot."

Wang Yao, who was pouring wine, heard this and his hands shook violently, almost spilling the wine all over Guan Yu who was standing next to him.

What do you mean? Sister, you like the dull type?
Hua Mulan continued, "I'm telling you, Xiao Liu, you can't protect Wang Yao just because he's my younger brother. If Wei and Wu invade, you can't leave him behind in Jingzhou. You must take him with you to fight the enemy. As the saying goes, jade cannot be made into anything without being polished. I don't want him to become a stupid guard dog."

Guan Yu, who was already drunk, immediately said with a smile: "Captain! You are blaming me for something else!"

Hua Mulan was stunned for a moment, then laughed heartily and in an indecent way: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I have to drink!"

As she spoke, Hua Mulan picked up the wine bowl on the table and gulped down another bowl of strong liquor. This was already the 39th bowl. Hua Mulan's pretty face was flushed, seven parts drunk and three parts sober, but she still grabbed Liu Bei's shoulder and asked, "What do you say?"

With Hua Mulan as his opponent, Liu Bei naturally couldn't stop drinking. He was full of strong liquor. At this time, he had completely lost his former gentleness and said like a drunkard, "Captain, please rest assured! I will definitely not favor you. Tomorrow, I will call Mr. Zhuge and include him in the ranks of the regular army! Whenever there is a battle, he must accompany the army."

Join the army? Fight?!

After listening for a long time, Wang Yao was shocked to find that Hua Mulan was actually asking Liu Bei to let her join the army to fight!
"The wine is full, the wine is full! I've never seen anyone as stupid as you. You can't even pour a glass of wine!" Zhang Fei suddenly shouted. Wang Yao was startled and realized that a lot of wine had overflowed from the wine bowl. He stopped immediately and asked Hua Mulan in surprise, "Captain, the tempering you mentioned before means that I should go to war?!"

"Otherwise. What do you think?" Hua Mulan asked drunkenly.

"I thought I was just running errands for Generals Liu, Guan, and Zhang, and being their follower to see the world! I can't even lift your sword, so wouldn't I just be used by enemy heroes to practice their skills on the battlefield?!"

"Even if you go to the battlefield, you may not encounter hostile heroes. When you do, you will be strong enough. You will be fine."

"How can it be okay?!"

Seeing Wang Yao's obvious timid expression, Hua Mulan, who was originally in high spirits, frowned slightly: "I went to the battlefield when I was 14 years old. I was not much better than you are now, but I am still alive and well now. Okay, you go, I will make the arrangements."

As if sensing some established and terrible facts, Wang Yao couldn't help but lose control of his emotions: "How dare you take over my business without permission!"

What a joke! He is a Chinese citizen living in the 21st century, enjoying freedom and peace. How can he possibly go to the battlefield and fight with others with a cold knife? Think about the defeated army we saw at the North Gate this afternoon. Were there not many missing limbs?
"Anyway, if you want me to kill someone or watch someone hack me to death, I can't do it! I'm just an ordinary person. If someone hacks me with a knife, it will hurt and I will die!"

"Little brother!"

With a loud bang, Hua Mulan slammed the table and glared at him: "How can a man of the Tang Dynasty be so greedy for life and afraid of death? A man of seven feet tall is not as good as a woman like me? It's annoying to see your cowardly look, go back upstairs and reflect on yourself!"

Wang Yao was stunned on the spot by the sudden angry Hua Mulan's scolding. Although it might be just the alcohol that caused his emotions to fluctuate greatly, how could he accept this tyranny that did not allow others to refuse?

The atmosphere became cold for a while, but Guan Yu on the side quickly tried to smooth things over, "Captain, don't be angry. It's obvious that my little brother is not a warlike person. It's understandable that he can't accept it for a while. Give him some time, and he will be fine. Come on, big brother, third brother, let's toast the captain with another bowl of wine!"

Seeing the four people begin to drink enthusiastically again, Wang Yao felt aggrieved and felt as if he was discriminated against and isolated. However, considering that Hua Mulan might be very angry at this time, saying more would only add fuel to the fire, so he could only go upstairs embarrassedly.

After a while, when Wang Yao returned downstairs, the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang were already drunk and had left with the help of their soldiers.

In the huge reception room, Hua Mulan was the only one lying drunk on the wine table.

Looking at Hua Mulan, whose face was flushed, and the cherry-haired woman who was sleeping with her eyes closed, Wang Yao sighed. After all, she drank so hard, in part, so that Liu, Guan and Zhang could take better care of her in the future, right? How was this different from the so-called drinking culture in modern society?

Thinking of this, Wang Yao walked over and gently helped Hua Mulan up, intending to send her to the master bedroom to rest first. I don't know if it was because of the wine, Hua Mulan's whole body was warm, and leaning on him, it felt very soft. But before taking two steps, Hua Mulan seemed to have a little consciousness, but she silently pushed Wang Yao away and walked back to the second floor alone, holding the stairs and staggering.

Wang Yao suddenly felt a little disappointed. He knew that his performance must have disappointed the very strong-willed Hua Mulan.
Returning to his room, Wang Yao lay powerlessly on the soft bed, took out the mobile phone he got from Liu Bei, and silently pressed the power button. Five seconds later, a short and pleasant ringtone sounded, and the bright screen displayed the operation interface.

The battery icon in the upper right corner: 98%.

Although he was curious about why there was still 98% power, Wang Yao was no longer interested in studying it. He stared blankly at the ceiling, thinking about all the abnormalities, thinking about Hua Mulan's disappointed expression, thinking about the blood and corpses that he might see in the near future, and the hideous and powerful enemy that would pounce on him like a hungry wolf and drown everything.
Slowly, Wang Yao fell into a deep sleep.
That night, he dreamed of a drunken general lying on the battlefield.
——Clang!
A training ground with low visibility under the moonlight.

With the clanging sound of steel colliding, the two white lights that had been intertwined for a long time suddenly separated. One of them fell to the ground safely, while the other fell to the ground with a thud.

"Military Advisor, I... I really can't take it anymore." The girl with shining silver hair sat on the ground, breathing in the air in big gulps like a person who had been diving for a long time and just surfaced, her smooth forehead covered with sweat.

"We'll continue tomorrow." The voice of the white shadow was as faint as ever, and when he finished saying this, his figure mysteriously disappeared out of thin air, as if he had never appeared.

Looking at the training ground that suddenly became silent, the girl sighed silently. She had just tried her best to fight, but the man's breath had never been disordered.

In other words, he was completely at ease from beginning to end.

Although the military advisor did not make any comments on her performance, from those four short words, the girl knew that she had disappointed the military advisor again tonight.

Sighing silently, the girl picked up the crescent scimitar that had fallen on the ground, turned around and walked out of the training ground. Sometimes, she couldn't help but doubt, was she really an unlimited hero as the military advisor said?
She walked skillfully along the street back home. After training all night, the girl was very tired and felt a little cold, but what was even colder was her clothes and armor that were frozen by the night wind.

The girl returned to her bedroom in a daze, took off her cold armor and boots, untied the white swallowtail cape around her waist, and got into bed impatiently. She didn't want to take a shower, she was so tired that she just wanted to have a good sleep in the warm bed.
　Yesterday was the Double Ninth Festival. For various reasons, I didn’t get home until ten o’clock this morning. Looking at the sudden increase in collections and recommendations, I was too embarrassed to make up for the sleep, so I’ll just update one chapter first. If you like it, please give me more collections and recommendations!

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