Chapter 250 The Horror Story Contest
Sexual indifference
Wang Yao almost hurt himself trying to hold back his laughter as he watched Zhao Yun, who looked hopeless. However, on the surface, he pretended to be sincere and serious and said to Tyrant 520, "My noble and wise Queen of the River, you can't judge a person by his appearance. Although he looks asexual, he is not only the best in our army, but also has a good reputation. If you can be with him, I believe your married life will be very happy. Besides, in this day and age, good looks are not as good as good figures, don't you agree?"
"Oh oh oh! This is really amazing." Tyrant 520 suddenly glanced at Zhao Yun meaningfully. No idea what this 'young girl' was thinking. Anyway, her whole head suddenly started to emit white smoke like a boiling kettle, with a lot of mysterious blush in the middle.
"Well! What you said makes sense, let's decide it this way!" Tyrant 520 drooled and nodded frantically to indicate that the deal was concluded.
But Zhao Yun refused to do it. Seeing Tyrant 520 smoking like a steam locomotive, he was almost scared to death.
"Damn you Wang Yao! You can't cheat me like this!" Zhao Yun was really about to cry. She held on to Wang Yao's hand and refused to let go, looking like an innocent girl who was about to be sold by human traffickers.
"Idiot." Wang Yao looked at Tyrant 520 with a harmless smile without turning his head. He moved his lips slightly and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Can you have some faith in me? Normally, the bigger the body, the smaller the brain. What horror stories do you think she can tell? Moreover, from her performance until now, it is clear that she is just a little girl whose mind is not yet mature. Uh, a big girl, at most she is a little thirsty because she has not been nourished by love for a long time. Don't be afraid, you can't scare me."
"Really?" Zhao Yun stared at Wang Yao with doubt, but he felt that the smile on Wang Yao's face made him feel a little creepy.
"Of course. You've been with me for so long. Have you ever seen me really cheat you?" After comforting Zhao Yun, Wang Yao raised his head and shouted to Tyrant 520: "Then let's get started!"
So, a man and a demon, sat cross-legged facing each other in the huge dragon pit. It looked like one was as big as a mountain and the other was tiny, which was a unique contrast.
Looking up at the rather humane Tyrant 520, Wang Yao could not help but begin to think that this Tyrant was actually quite interesting, like an innocent little girl. Apart from being a bit arrogant and violent, she could actually be considered "cute" in other aspects, if she didn't look too scary.
But maybe it's just because of the different species that lead to different aesthetics? Maybe 520 is really a "beauty" among the demon species, who knows -
"Well, ladies first, beautiful and dignified Queen of the River, please go first." Wang Yao politely made a "please" gesture. Although he didn't know whether 520 could learn human etiquette in addition to human language, he still had to have the necessary manners, no matter whether the other person was human or not.
The horror game has officially begun!
The air slowly turned cold.
The strange lavender mist surrounding the dragon pit, no one knew when it began to linger like a ghost, making people feel as if they were in a terrifying castle on a rainy night, and goose bumps appeared inexplicably -
“Actually.” Tyrant 520 looked down at Wang Yao with a gloomy face, and suddenly sneered, “I love eating human flesh the most.”
"?!!" Wang Yao, who was originally full of confidence, was stunned for a full five seconds, and then suddenly turned pale! It was as if he suddenly realized that the big dog he had been playing with for a long time was not a husky, but a wolf that would eat people without leaving any bones!
Shit. I thought your character was cute one second ago, and the next second you told me that what you like to eat the most is human flesh?! How can you do such an inhumane thing? Give me back my feelings! !
Seeing Wang Yao's face turn pale instantly, the gloomy atmosphere in the dragon pit immediately returned to normal, and Tyrant 520 proudly bared his fangs and said with a 'laugh': "How is it? Very scary, right? Very pornographic and violent, right? It makes people think deeply, right? Scared, right?"
"Yeah! It's too scary, so please don't continue!" Wang Yao nodded desperately. How could he not be afraid of a tyrant who likes to eat human flesh? ! By the way, could this guy actually be a 'scheming bitch' among the demons, pretending to be stupid and cute first so that he can relax his guard and eat him in the end? I really can't imagine what will happen next!
Just as I was daydreaming, 520's voice came over again: "Okay, it's your turn. Remember, if it's not strong enough and makes people think about it, I'll take Soldier No. 2 over there."
Soldier No. 2 → Zhao Yun.
"Hey"
Facing Zhao Yun's pitiful gaze with an overwhelming desire to survive, Wang Yao sighed softly, then moved his butt, sat with his back to Tyrant 520, and lit a candle with a click.
Huh? Where did the candle come from?
Uh. Never mind that. Anyway, Wang Yao, silently holding the candle with flickering faint flames, with a shadowy face, slowly turned around and slowly raised his head to look at Tyrant 520.
Goulon!
520 nervously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, making a sound like muffled thunder, just like a little girl watching a horror movie, looking at Wang Yao with a gloomy face with both expectation and fear.
Wang Yao, who was standing next to the claws, slowly opened his mouth and revealed a smile that was both evil and spooky, just like the ghost-faced pumpkin with candles on Halloween.
"Actually, like you, I also like to eat human flesh."
"Wow! Don't go on!" As soon as he finished speaking, the tyrant screamed, "This is horrible. I can't imagine what will happen next! How can you do such an inhumane thing?!"
"Aha! You are scared!" Wang Yao suddenly stood up and pointed at Tyrant 520 and laughed.
"Roar! Okay, I lose! This is really a horror story that makes people think about it carefully!" Tyrant 520 covered his head with one of his front paws and trembled, as if he was still immersed in the aftermath of this bloody and terrifying story.
Zhao Yun: “.”
Looking at the two people, one human and one demon, who were inexplicably playing together, Zhao Yun felt as if there were a thousand horses running back and forth in his heart!
What's so scary about this?! Where's the promise of pornography and violence?! Are you guys playing tricks or did you never listen to your grandma telling you ghost stories when you were a kid?! !
Zhao Yun's calmness and contempt soon attracted the attention of Wang Yao and 520.
"Hey? Hey, young man, after hearing such a horrifying thing, why can you remain so calm? Do you have a more terrifying story?" Tyrant 520 opened her big eyes and looked curiously at Soldier No. 2, who was supposed to be her 'husband'.
Under the gaze of the man and the demon, Zhao Yun, who had seen through everything, rolled his eyes and said indifferently: "Don't you know the consequences of just filling up the word count?" "Wow! Don't go on." Wang Yao and Tyrant 520 screamed in unison, "It's terrible, we really can't imagine what will happen next! How can you say such an inhumane thing?!"
Thus, this horror story competition that was not scary at all came to an end, and the MVP was Zhao Yun, the flying dragon of the sky, who was still ashamed.
"Okay, you win. As agreed, I will take you to the cave!" Tyrant 520 is a good girl who keeps her promise. After being satisfied, she turned around and walked towards the bottom of the dragon pit with a cheerful pace.
Following behind 520, Zhao Yun couldn't help but poke Wang Yao's arm and whispered, "You two are really here to add insult to injury, right?"
"No! How could I do such a shameless thing?" Wang Yao said innocently, "I was originally planning to tell another horror story, but I was afraid that this little girl wouldn't be able to understand it, so I didn't tell her."
"So what were you going to say?" Zhao Yun asked.
"It's a story about three people who got trapped while climbing a snowy mountain." Wang Yao said as he walked without looking back.
Girl: “Let’s break up.”
Man: “This is the last one.”
Girl: “Thank you for giving me so much!”
A few days later, the newspaper published a news report that the couple was trapped on the snowy mountain for a month but miraculously survived.
"That's the story." After telling it, Wang Yao did not look back and followed the 520 claw step. Zhao Yun was left alone with a pale face, thinking about it terribly.
Arriving at the bottom of the dragon pit, Wang Yao looked up at the stone wall that was at least ten stories high, and soon found a cave on it: "It seems... quite high?"
"Is it high? Not really!" Tyrant 520 raised his head and looked at the cave that was horizontal with its mouth, then lowered his head and said to Wang Yao: "How about I take you in?"
"That's so embarrassing."
"It's okay, it's just a piece of cake."
"Raise your paw?" Wang Yao was stunned, not quite understanding what 520 meant. Because in his mind, he should step on 520's straight nose and then go straight to the cave entrance like taking an elevator.
But he soon understood, because in the next second, Tyrant 520 kicked Wang Yao on the butt and "shot" Wang Yao directly into the cave entrance which was meters high.
"Is it okay for you to kick him like this?" Zhao Yun looked at Wang Yao who was accurately shot into the cave like a ball, but turned around and gave Tyrant 520 a thumbs up without any conscience, as if he was gloating over his misfortune.
"As a real man, how can you not have some hardness?" Tyrant 520 laughed.
Turning around and looking at 520's hearty thunderous laughter, Zhao Yun inexplicably began to feel that this tyrant who always claimed that he loved horror stories but was actually so timid that he was frightened by a single word about cannibalism was actually much cuter than he had imagined.
Then he smiled and asked, "What do you like about him?"
"Are you talking about this Wang Yao?" Tyrant 520 raised his chin and thought for a moment, then said, "Well, how should I put it? Don't you humans have a saying that lovers have eye boogers in their eyes?"
"Hehe, it's the lover's eyes that see beauty in others. Your linguistics needs to be improved," Zhao Yun corrected.
"Uh, yes!" Tyrant 520 didn't care about such details, and said to himself: "How should I put it? Anyway, from the moment you walked into this dragon pit, I couldn't help but be attracted to him because he was so fair-skinned. Maybe he may not be the best among you humans, but as you said, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I just like him, so much so that even the scar on his eye seems sexy to me, understand?"
Zhao Yun stopped talking. I don't know if he was sighing that Wang Yao was really a killer regardless of race or young or old, or if he was upset that 520 was a demon species, but was so weird that he would cross species and like a human.
And the other side.
After being kicked into the cave by Tyrant 520, Wang Yao smashed a bunch of stone pillars and finally stopped when only a trace of blood was left.
"Fuck you." Enduring the unbearable burning pain all over his body, Wang Yao struggled to get up from the ground, cursing.
But in the blink of an eye, he suddenly stopped talking -
Because he was shocked to find that he was actually in a sea of countless gold coins!
Gold coins, countless golden coins.
Unimaginable amount of gold coins!
Densely packed and piled like mountains, the gold coins covered the entire cave in front of them, which was much larger than Zhuge Liang's Wolonggang Cave. They rose and fell like mountains, shining brightly and golden!
Wang Yao's eyes slowly turned red.
He had never seen so many gold coins in his entire life. This shocking sight that could instantly overwhelm one's heart was beyond description in words. No one in the world could stand in front of this horrifying scene that covered all angles of view and not feel shocked and crazy from the bottom of their heart!
Just like that, Wang Yao stood blankly in this ocean of gold coins. After a long, long time, he suddenly took out the mobile phone in his arms.
In the upper left corner of the equipment purchasing interface, he saw that the number of gold coins in the cave had been accurately counted, and a specific amount was given; 1000000086!
——There are 10 billion gold coins hidden in this cave!!
(End of this chapter)