Chapter 249: It's just a beast

Chapter 249: It's just a beast
"You are being very rude! What do you mean by taking advantage of someone? This is my number. The names of our demon species have always been simple and crude, unlike you humans who have so many unnecessary details."

Looking down at Wang Yao who was petrified beside his claws, Tyrant 520's two huge nostrils suddenly blew out two streams of burning air, seeming very dissatisfied: "Also, is it strange that I can speak? Why don't you say that it's even stranger that you humans walk on two legs? After all, I am also a super-high-level demon species with spiritual intelligence. What's wrong with me learning some of your human language when I'm bored?"

Looking up at the opening and closing of the huge mouth, the Tyrant 520 spoke in a clear and melodious voice, and even had a tone with a hint of a willful girl. Although Wang Yao's three views were not completely destroyed at this time, at least his worldview collapsed at this moment.

Well, the Tyrant is a woman. Or should I say, a female? No wonder the summoners in the Rift often go to her nest to play with her endlessly. They are simply beasts!

But the most important thing is that it can speak human language.
Oh my god! If this were on Earth, it would definitely be an unprecedented new species of primates! No, I'm afraid in this alien world, this can also be regarded as an unprecedented new discovery. Have you seen a demon species that actively learns human language? Have you seen it? Didn't you see that Lao Zhao was still petrified from the beginning to now? This means that even he has seen this kind of "self-taught" demon species that can speak human language for the first time!

Of course, after a brief shock, Wang Yao quickly returned to normal. After all, the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. You see, the master will occasionally say "get out of my forbidden area", right?

and--

Looking up at Tyrant 520 who was sitting in front of him, Wang Yao suddenly had an idea; at this rate, it would be impossible to fight, but that didn't mean there was no hope!

“Well.” Thinking of this, Wang Yao scratched the back of his head, and then smiled like a sunflower towards the sky: “The mighty and majestic Tyrant Lord of the River.”

Boom!
Before he could finish his words, Tyrant 520 rudely slammed Wang Yao into the river with one claw like a torpedo missile: "She is just a beautiful young girl, what's so majestic about her!"

咕噜 咕噜
After Wang Yao emerged from the water with a trail of bubbles, he did not say anything. Instead, he quickly cast a healing spell on himself. After his health bar returned to a healthy level, he looked up at Tyrant 520's ferocious expression, which could not be described as "tsundere", and said angrily, "I say, can we discuss this? Next time before you move your claws, it's fine if you don't warn me, but can you be gentler?"

Stop it, that fly swatter you just used instantly reduced his health!

Tyrant 520 looked up and snorted, "If you weren't one of the prettier humans and the type I like, I would have slapped you out of the canyon with that claw just now!"

Wang Yao suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

How can your sister be called a virgin? She is simply a virgin in menopause! Well, you are awesome, we can't afford to offend you, so we'll just take your word for it.

Putting on a smile again, Wang Yao learned his lesson this time and cautiously asked, "Dignified, virtuous, gentle and beautiful river queen?"

Seeing Tyrant 520 immediately open his eyes and nod his chin, like a little girl who was praised by her idol and was about to let herself go, Wang Yao breathed a sigh of relief and continued, "My name is Wang Yao. First of all, I sincerely apologize for trespassing into your territory without permission. I hope that the magnanimous, noble and beautiful Queen of the River can forgive the disrespectful behavior of ordinary people like us."

"Aha, it's okay, it's okay. I just like people like you who speak the truth!" Tyrant 520 kept laughing, with an embarrassed but pleased expression on his face, and his tail swept the valley left and right, causing debris to fly everywhere.

Seeing Tyrant 520's satisfied look, Wang Yao smiled even more: "In fact, the reason why I accidentally entered your territory this time was mainly because I happened to hear someone say that there were some gold coins hidden in a cave in this dragon pit. I wonder if you know about this?"

"Of course I know!" Tyrant 520 nodded desperately.

"That's great!" Wang Yao's eyes lit up, and then he asked devoutly, "Then I wonder if the wealthy Queen of the River will allow me to go into the cave and take a look?"

In Wang Yao's expectant eyes, Tyrant 520 simply replied with two words: "No."

Wang Yao: “.”

cut.
This verbal attack was in vain.

"Did you just cut it with disdain?" The tyrant leaned forward, staring at the tiny Wang Yao with his huge eyes questioningly.

Σ(°△°|||)
Under the invisible pressure, Wang Yao sweated profusely, and felt as if a dark cloud was pressing down on his head. He shook his head repeatedly and said, "No, no, you heard it wrong! But I don't understand, the most generous and generous Queen of the River, why don't you let me into the cave? I just want to take a look, I won't do anything rash. Besides, those evil secular currencies should be of no use to you, right?"

"I know it's useless to me." Tyrant 520 scratched his face with his front paws and said, "But those golden things are not mine, they belong to Dark Tyrant 9527."

"99527?!" Wang Yao's eyes widened.

"Yes." Tyrant 520 said, "It is one rank higher than me, so it can be considered my predecessor. It is a well-known evil species in our tribe. It hates you humans, but it loves the gold coins you humans make. It often sticks out its tongue to lick those things. It's so disgusting."

Wang Yao was stunned: "You mean, this is the territory of the Dark Tyrant?" "Yes, in your human terms, his distant cousin's third cousin's seventh concubine's fourth uncle's sixth uncle's husband's second grandmother's godfather took Tyrant 250, who is a little bit uglier than me, as a concubine, so 9527 went to congratulate him. He hasn't been at home these days. I'm just here to stand guard for him temporarily and help him look after those gold coins. Ever since a human hid these gold coins in this cave a long time ago, 9527 has taken these gold coins for himself and loves them so much!" Tyrant 520 was unexpectedly honest and talked incessantly.

"Is that so?" Wang Yao suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Although a gentleman loves money, he must get it in a proper way. Regardless of whether the target is a human or not, he thinks this is a matter of principle. Besides, the "big girl" in front of him is also entrusted by "someone". If he forces it, what if 520 is harassed by his own people afterwards?
Looking down at Wang Yao's somewhat lost expression, Tyrant 520 suddenly winked at Wang Yao meaningfully and said, "But, in fact, I can also turn a blind eye."

"Really?!" Wang Yao certainly understood what Tyrant 520 meant, and hope suddenly revived.

"Yeah, anyway, you can't take much with you with your small body, 9527 shouldn't be able to see it." Tyrant 520 said generously.

Wang Yao was overjoyed: "You are indeed the kindest, richest and most generous river queen. Thank you so much. In that case, I will go in!"

After saying this excitedly, Wang Yao walked towards the bottom of the valley with shining eyes. However, after just a few steps, Tyrant 520 slapped him to the bottom of the river with another claw.

Gulu gulu——

Climbing out of the river with blood spitting out of his mouth, Wang Yao looked up at Tyrant 520 at a -degree angle, wanting to cry but unable to do so: "Dear Queen of the River, I am a soldier, not a fly! Can you please stop abusing me like this?"

"Who told you to be so impatient? I haven't even finished my words yet!" Under Wang Yao's tearful gaze, Tyrant 520 said slowly, "It's not impossible for me to let you go in and get some gold coins, but I have a condition."

"what do you want?"

"Actually, I really like to listen to horror stories, especially those that are very pornographic, violent, full of heavy taste, horror elements, mind-twisting, and bloody horror stories that make people terrified when they think about it carefully!"

Wang Yao swallowed hard. I didn't expect this 'young lady' to have such a strong taste.
But Tyrant 520 suggested excitedly: "So, since I'm bored now, why don't we hold a horror story competition to see who can tell the scariest story. If you win, I'll let you in, but if you lose..."

At this point, Tyrant 520 actually turned his huge body away shyly, like a shy young wife. After a while, he turned around shyly and gave Wang Yao a terrifying smile: "If you lose, you will have to be my husband."

"Puff!" Wang Yao was nearly choked to death by the spit. He stared at Tyrant 520's mouthful of sharp teeth and his unsatisfied saliva. His hair stood on end.

Well, I treated you like a queen, but I didn't expect you to want to have sex with me?! Although Wang Yao had heard of human-ghost romance, he should forget about such a heavy thing as human-animal romance?! These are two completely different species, okay!
but--

520 has explained the "hidden rules" so thoroughly, are you just going to give up? Next time, you may not encounter such a golden opportunity again.

Standing on the river, Wang Yao held his chin and pondered for a while before he raised his head and proposed a bad idea: "How about this, if you lose, you let me go into the cave, and if I lose, I will give you Zhao Si, the number one commander in our army. How about it?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Yun, who had been standing at a distance and acting harmless, fell into the river with a splash. After a while, he climbed out and cursed: "Wang Yao, you are cheating me, right?! Do you mean that if you lose, I have to marry this dinosaur girl?!"

I finally see your true face. It turns out you are the real beast!

result--

Tyrant 520 turned around and glanced at Zhao Yun. Seeing the latter's horrified expression, he shook his head and said, "I don't want him. Although he looks pretty, he looks asexual. I don't like him. I prefer people like you who seem smart and funny."

Zhao Yun, who was still protesting, suddenly felt as if a huge rock had hit his head. Then, he was so shocked that he walked to the side and drew circles alone on the river.

The most painful thing in life is being rejected by a girl, but what is even more painful is that the other party is actually a demon! !

At this moment, Zhao Yun's heart, which was immune to all poisons and invulnerable to swords and spears, shattered into pieces along the entire river, and finally sank to the bottom of the river and became food for the fish.

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