Chapter 159: Bibi Dong induces Tang San to capture Ren Xue, and Niu Dagang's fart makes Dai Mub

Chapter 159: Bibi Dong induces Tang San to capture Qian Renxue, and Niu Dagang's fart makes Dai Mubai completely scared
"Really? If that's the case, why don't you take Dong'er as your master... and become Dong'er's personal disciple, just like me and the little fox."

Tang San had already vaguely guessed what Gu Yuena was trying to do. He was guiding Gu Yuena. If Gu Yuena could surpass Hu Liena's position in Bibi Dong's heart and replace Hu Liena as the new saint, then she would naturally be the next Pope's successor in the future.

Moreover, no matter in terms of talent or strength, Gu Yuena is superior to the little fox.

Hearing Tang San's words, Gu Yuena pursed her lips lightly and said.

"You know, Tang San, if it weren't for the fact that the hidden injuries in my body had not healed and I couldn't exert my full strength, she wouldn't be qualified to be my teacher."

Tang San nodded and said without comment.

"I know, but your identity cannot be exposed now. If you want to join the Spirit Hall and stay with her, this is the best choice. Don't worry, I will tell Dong'er. It's just a token of my appreciation. I won't let you down too much."

"Well, thank you, Tang San."

After thinking for a moment, Gu Yuena nodded and agreed with Tang San's idea.

She glanced at the young man beside her with complicated eyes. Although she still didn't quite believe what Tang San said about coming from the future, she had to admit that this young man named Tang San was the only person she could trust in the human world.

Then, a sharp light flashed in her clear purple eyes again.

"It seems like a good idea to take her as my master... After all, once the hidden injury inflicted by the Shura Sword heals, I can replace her at any time and become the new master of the Spirit Hall."

At this time, Gu Yuena did not know that there was an Elders Hall in the Spirit Hall that was more powerful than the Pope Hall.

But if the hidden injuries in her body were truly healed and she returned to her peak condition, then even the Elder Hall would not be able to stop her who possessed both the power of the Dragon God and the power of chaos.

At that time, the only one who can stop Gu Yuena may be Tang San, who possesses the power of a Saiyan.

Of course, if Gu Yuena can reach the God Realm in the future, devour the other half of the Golden Dragon King that is sealed in the God Realm, and obtain the complete power of the Dragon God, her strength will be qualitatively improved again.

……

Just like that, after listening to several hours of wailing, the funeral for Acalanatha Zhao Wuji and those old men finally ended.

The person who suffered the most at the funeral was Dai Mubai, because Niu Dagang's fart completely turned him from an evil-eyed white tiger into an evil-eyed black tiger.

After Dai Mubai returned home with a blackened face, he found that he couldn't wash the black face off, and his yellow hair was also messy due to the smoke.

Why is this? It turns out that Niu Dagang’s fart not only released farts, but also countless dirt accumulated on his body from not taking a bath for nearly ten years.

Just a little bit of dirt turned Dai Mubai from an evil-eyed white tiger into an evil-eyed black tiger.

After washing for a whole night, Dai Mubai still couldn't get rid of the black face and could only accept his fate. He decided never to provoke Niu Dagang again, and every time he saw Niu Dagang, he would call him Brother Gang.

Because he can't afford to offend.

Yes, Niu Dagang’s fart was indeed very powerful, and coupled with that handful of shit-yellow blue silver grass entangled in it, Emperor Huang Tian and Luo Feng would probably have to avoid him if they saw him.

Niu Dagang, who hasn't taken a bath for ten years, and above him is Yu Xiaogang, a eunuch who hasn't taken a bath for twenty years. The reputation of this master and disciple pair will surely resound throughout the entire continent in the future.

Tang San and Gu Yuena also stayed in Shrek Academy these days, but they did not live in his previous cabin, but in the house that originally belonged to Acalanatha Zhao Wuji.

Yes, since Zhao Wuji and those old men were all dead, the house they lived in was naturally empty.

The house where Tang San lives is the original home of Zhao Wuji, whose head he smashed with the Clear Sky Hammer. So isn’t he afraid to live there?

Of course not. He is not afraid of the living Zhao Wuji, so how could he be afraid of a dead person?

During the days he stayed at Shrek Academy, Tang San also sent a WeChat message to Bibi Dong, telling her that everything was fine, which was why she didn't come to see him.

In the past few days, the old bachelor Flanders stayed in the academy almost every night, not daring to leave for a moment, for fear that the academy would be attacked again.

After the third day, the old bachelor Flanders and the eunuch Yu Xiaogang proposed that everyone set off for the Soto City Arena to begin the second phase of special training.

In fact, the master's first phase of special training had not yet ended at this time. The reason why he started the second phase of special training in advance and went to the Soto City Fighting Soul Arena was to be able to live in the Fighting Soul Arena, which would be safer.

At this time, Tang San and Gu Yuena naturally would not join in the fun anymore. With their current strength, going to the Great Soul Fighting Arena to participate in the soul fighting is simply bullying a child.

"Dean, Gu Yuena and I will not be attending the special training. We were not formal students of the academy. We have received a letter from our teacher and will be leaving for Tiandou City."

"Tiandou City? It seems that Tang San's teacher might really be one of those Soul Douluos..."

The old bachelor Flanders guessed in his heart, then nodded and said.

"Okay, Tang San, you are very thoughtful to come back at this time to attend the funerals of several teachers. The second stage of the master's special training should last for a full six months. When you come back from Tiandou City, you can continue to participate in the special training."

Tang San nodded, and just as he turned around, he saw Xiao Wu had come to his side at some point. She looked at him pitifully with her beautiful eyes and whispered.

"Are you leaving again? Third brother..."

"Of course... I shouldn't go see my teacher after not seeing him for so long."

Tang San smiled and touched Xiao Wu's pink face, then pulled her to the corner next to him.

"Xiao Wu, I told you a few days ago that I wanted to give you something good. It's this. You must always carry it with you and don't lose it."

As he spoke, Tang San had already taken out the latest Huawei P80 phone from Three Lives Three Worlds: Moonlit Night and handed it to Xiao Wu.

"What is this... Third Brother?"

Xiao Wu was playing with the thing in her hand, her face full of confusion.

"This is a soul guide, also known as a mobile phone... Come on, I'll teach you, Xiao Wu."

At this time, the other members of the Shrek team had not set out yet, so Tang San began to teach Xiao Wu how to use WeChat, take photos, record short videos, and video chat, just like he taught Bibi Dong, Gu Yuena, and the little fox.

Xiao Wu learned relatively quickly. In less than half an hour, she had taken several cute selfies and said happily.

"Wow, Brother San, this is so much fun, thank you so much..."

Xiao Wu said this and gave Tang San another hug. She kissed Tang San's face hard with her little mouth, making a sweet bobbing sound.

Feeling the moist sweetness on his face, Tang San couldn't help but gently pinch Xiao Wu's delicate and soft body and smiled.

"Sister Xiaowu, after I leave, you must eat well and eat more carrots and papayas, so that you can grow faster."

"Oh... Third brother, why did you become a bad person?"

Xiao Wu's face turned red, and she quickly took away Tang San's hand, standing shyly in front of Tang San. Then she gently twisted her hips and spoke in a low voice.

"Don't worry, Third Brother, you know that rabbits grow very fast..."

Tang San smiled and nodded, then took out his cell phone and said to Xiao Wu.

"I've already taught you this. When you want to talk to me, just click here. This is me... Look, isn't this profile picture of Third Brother handsome?"

"Yes, yes..." Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's WeChat avatar and nodded repeatedly.

"Third brother, this photo is really domineering. When you come back, let Rongrong take a photo for us. When I am free, I will also take a photo with Rongrong and send it to you..."

After saying that, Xiao Wu held the phone in her hand very seriously and said to Tang San.

"Third brother, don't worry. I will always protect this thing. It is more important than my life. I want to keep in touch with you forever."

"Okay, then I'm leaving. Xiao Wu, by the way, please set one of the photos you just took as your profile picture. This way, I can look at you when I talk to you."

Seeing Gu Yuena already waiting for him not far away, Tang San smiled faintly and waved to Xiao Wu.

"I know. I will... I will choose the best one so that Third Brother can see me every day."

Xiao Wu picked up the Huawei P80 phone in her hand and shook it gently, saying goodbye to Tang San.

At this time, Tang San suddenly remembered something, so he came to Xiao Wu again and whispered.

"By the way, the coward master has now become a eunuch. When you are in the special training, you can kick his dan if you have nothing to do. Anyway, his dan is broken..."

"Okay, okay..."

Hearing that she could kick the cowardly Yu Xiaogang, Xiao Wu jumped up happily, and after Tang San left, she even shouted something specially.

"Wait until I kick the master's Dan... I'll send you a WeChat message, Third Brother."

Tang San was naturally very happy to say goodbye to Xiao Wu this time, but when he and Gu Yuena walked out of the academy gate together, Gu Yuena suddenly said.

"Your little dancing sister... isn't she human?"

Hearing Gu Yuena's words, Tang San was stunned at first, then he nodded naturally and said.

"Yeah, isn't it the same for you?"

"Well, I thought you didn't notice..."

Gu Yuena gave Tang San a helpless look, but after looking away, she felt that she was finding it increasingly difficult to understand this mysterious boy.

Then she whispered again.

"Then you must protect this rabbit well. She is not like me. She has not yet reached adulthood and still has the aura of a soul beast. The spiritual power above Soul Douluo can detect this aura."

"I know, it's okay... There are basically no Contra in this small Barak Kingdom. Thank you, Na'er."

Tang San patted Gu Yuena's shoulders, and the two returned to the hotel where Bibi Dong was staying.

"came back!"

Seeing Tang San and Gu Yuena coming back, the tall and sexy Bibi Dong walked out of the pool wrapped in a bath towel again.

It looks like Bibi Dong has just finished taking a shower. She really loves taking showers.

Bibi Dong quickly wrapped her enchanting figure with the purple hip skirt, looked at Tang San and Gu Yuena with her beautiful eyes, and said.

"Now that we're back, let's set off for Tiandou City... I don't have much time left to stay here. I want to bring you to her as soon as possible."

"She...who is she?"

Even though Tang San knew it, he still asked deliberately.

Bibi Dong glanced out the window, and seemed to be missing her daughter as well. She said with a complicated look in her eyes.

"She is... the eldest prince of the Tiandou Empire, Xue Qinghe. However, that is not her true identity. You will understand after you meet her."

Bibi Dong was not worried that Tang San and Gu Yuena knew the secret, because in her opinion, it was impossible for Tang San and Gu Yuena to escape from her mental control in the next few days and inform the Tiandou Empire military.

After meeting Qian Renxue, Bibi Dong believed that with Qian Renxue's caution, she would definitely test Tang San and Gu Yuena with more cruel means.

After Tang San and Gu Yuena passed the test and gained her trust, they were basically in the same boat with her.

Bibi Dong certainly understood her daughter Qian Renxue, and this was Qian Renxue's usual tactic.

If Qian Renxue did not have enough scheming and brains, she would not have been able to hide in the palace for so many years without leaving any evidence.

"If the Great Prince of the Dou Empire today is not his true identity, then who is her true identity?"

Tang San asked pretending not to understand.

At this time, Bibi Dong no longer hid her feelings. She pursed her noble red lips and said with a complicated look in her eyes.

"Her true identity is my sister... Qian Renxue."

Yes, Bibi Dong’s original plan was to let Tang San see the real Qian Renxue. Otherwise, how could Tang San help her capture Qian Renxue and destroy the bloodline inheritance of the angel clan?

Now that Gu Yuena is here, Bibi Dong doesn't care. She believes that if Tang San and Gu Yuena fall into Qian Renxue's hands, they will have no chance of escape unless they gain Qian Renxue's complete trust.

In some ways, Qian Renxue is actually more ruthless and more cautious than her.

"What, Dong'er's sister Qian Renxue?"

Tang San scratched his head and said in surprise.

"Sister Dong'er, didn't you say you would introduce your daughter to me as my mother? How come she has become your sister?"

"This……"

Hearing this, Bibi Dong's noble and beautiful face couldn't help but turn red. Then she glared at Tang San fiercely and said impatiently.

"Shut up... You little brat, you shouldn't ask... Don't ask too many questions."

"Okay, okay...I won't say anything..."

Seeing that Bibi Dong was angry, Tang San quickly pretended to be afraid and stepped back, but then he whispered something.

"Anyway... no matter if she's Dong'er's daughter or sister, I'd be happy with it..."

"What……"

Bibi Dong's beautiful eyes glared at Tang San again, but looking at Tang San's handsome and pure face, and thinking of what Tang San had just said, she smiled brightly and said.

"Okay...but even if you are willing, my sister may not be willing. Whether you can get into her bed depends on how you do it..."

(End of this chapter)