Chapter 158 Tang San plays the suona on Zhao Wuji's grave, and Niu Dagang farts and kills Dai Mubai (Subscribe)

Hearing Niu Dagang's words, the old bachelor Flanders glared at him fiercely with his old eyes.

"Tang San, Gu Yuena, what's wrong with you? Is it you, is it you who broke Xiaogang's Dan...Dan by kicking it? Tell the truth..."

Originally, the old bachelor Flanders was a little wary of Tang San and Gu Yuena's background and identity, but now that several old brothers who had been with him all the way have died tragically for no reason, he no longer cares and immediately begins to question the two.

"Don't worry, Dean."

Tang San behaved very calmly. He looked at the trembling legs of the loser Yu Xiaogang with pretended confusion and continued speaking.

"Gu Yuena and I did come to the academy a few days ago. We smelled the master's scent, and Na'er did beat him up. At that time, he chased me and called me daddy, saying that he was the good dog Yu Xiaogang..."

"Tang San, you are too presumptuous..."

Tang San's words made the old bachelor Flanders so angry that he blew his beard and glared, and his reading glasses almost fell off.

If he hadn't thought that Haotian Douluo was behind this young man, he would have been unable to hold back and taken action.

But even so, the old bachelor Flanders still spoke arrogantly at this time.

"Tang San, if this matter is really related to you, even if you are that man's son, I, Flanders, must seek an explanation from you."

Oh, I thought you were going to cut me into pieces, but it turns out you only dare to ask for an explanation.

Tang San has already begun to laugh at this old bachelor Flanders in his heart. He now guessed that his father, Haotian Douluo, should have looked for these two guys in the past. No wonder they are so cowardly.

"I know. Please listen to me first, Dean..."

Tang San still remained calm, because with his current strength, even if the old bachelor Flanders went crazy and wanted to kill him, it would not be an easy task.

If all else fails, you can easily escape by hiding in a Rolls-Royce. The reinforced explosion-proof Rolls-Royce Cullinan has a body hard enough to withstand a full-strength attack from a Soul Saint.

"Although the master said he was a good dog and chased me and called me daddy, Na'er and I didn't kick his two pills. Na'er was behind me and I was in the woods. Suddenly, a mysterious woman appeared from nowhere and kicked the master hard in the crotch. Seeing that the woman was so powerful, we didn't dare to provoke her and had to leave quickly..."

Tang San was not affected by Flanders and still finished what he wanted to say.

Seeing that the young man in front of him was not affected by him at all, the old bachelor Flanders became a little unsure. To be honest, he really didn't want Tang San to have anything to do with that woman, because if that happened, he would be in a difficult position.

On one side are the brothers who died tragically, and on the other side is that man.

Touching his reading glasses, Flanders thought again.

"It couldn't have been Tang San. If he and His Majesty Haotian had hostility towards Shrek Academy, my brother Wuji and I wouldn't have been able to leave alive that day. And Xiaogang also said that it was another woman who kicked him, and it was a masked man who injured Mu Bai."

After thinking for a moment, Flanders quickly held the arm of the useless Yu Xiaogang and asked in a low voice.

"Xiao Gang, what Tang San said is all true."

Yu Xiaogang raised his old face, looked at Tang San in agony, then looked at Gu Yuena, nodded and said.

"I guess so... It wasn't those two who kicked me, it was another woman. But I don't know why that girl named Gu Yuena hit me for no reason? She even asked me to kneel down and call Tang San daddy."

For Yu Xiaogang, whose elixir had already been shattered, there was really no point in framing Tang San and Gu Yuena. Moreover, until now, he still had a little thought about Tang San, hoping that Tang San would worship him as his master again.

Looking at Yu Xiaogang's old face that was filled with unbearable pain, Tang San suppressed the urge to laugh, pretended to look seriously at Gu Yuena beside him, and said.

"Na'er, this is where you're wrong... Even though the master stinks, you can't treat him like a dog..."

After saying that, Tang San pretended to look at Yu Xiaogang sincerely and said.

"Master, I apologize to you on behalf of Gu Yuena. Actually, we didn't mean to do that. After we went back that day, we felt full of guilt. So today, I came here to prepare gifts for you and all the teachers. These wreaths are for you."

After saying that, Tang San took out the white wreaths from his Three Lives Three Worlds Moonlit Night and placed them in front of Flender and the cowardly Yu Xiaogang. There were six wreaths in total.

Then, Tang San took another look at the coffins and said in fake shock.

"There are several teachers in there... What happened to them?"

Looking at the several wreaths in front of him, although Flanders had never seen such things before, he felt that they looked like flowers after all. Since flowers were sent, they should be an apology.

And thinking that there was that person behind Tang San, as long as he was sure that Tang San was not a suspect, he hurriedly went downhill, patted the cowardly Yu Xiaogang on the shoulder, and said.

"Tang San is a thoughtful kid. It seems that this incident really has nothing to do with these two kids. They may have just thought that the smell on you was a bit unpleasant. That woman and the other masked man were the ones who actually attacked you."

Facing Tang San's seemingly surprised look, Flanders took the initiative to stand up, grabbed a wreath with both hands, and said with emotion on his old face.

"Tang San, we accept the wreaths you gave me and Master. Thank you, kid. I, Flanders, have founded Shrek Academy for 20 years, and I have never received such a unique gift from a student. Although it is a little strange, it also proves your heart... It's a pity that the other three teachers and Brother Wuji can't personally accept the gifts you sent, but I believe that their spirits in heaven will definitely feel comforted."

"What? Teacher Zhao and those three teachers are all dead..."

Tang San's eyes widened, and he walked to the four coffins. When he saw that the coffin in the middle was Zhao Wuji's coffin, he immediately lay down on the coffin and shouted with a sad face.

"Teacher Zhao, you died so tragically... Xiao San bought you a wreath, but before I had the chance to honor you, you were gone... God was so unfair to you..."

"Tang San, you are too good at pretending..."

Gu Yuena, who was standing by, couldn't bear it anymore when she saw how sad Tang San was. She quickly lowered her head and smiled secretly with her hands covering her mouth.

But except for Gu Yuena, no one else knew the truth. They thought Tang San was really sad. Xiao Wu hurriedly ran up, hugged Tang San from behind, and whispered.

"Third brother, third brother, I'm glad you're okay... What happened at the academy that day, Xiao Wu was really worried about you."

Feeling Xiao Wu's soft body, Tang San turned around, but he didn't expect Xiao Wu to hug him tightly and said seriously.

"Third brother, I miss you so much...please don't leave Xiaowu, okay?"

"I miss you too, sister... Don't worry, this time I'm giving you a good thing. With it, no matter where I am, we can talk together..."

Looking at Xiao Wu's cute pink face, Tang San comforted her in a low voice.

"Really? What a good thing it is... Third brother, did you bring it from your hometown again?"

Xiao Wu suddenly became happy and looked at Tang San with her big eyes blinking. During this period, Tang San often gave her good things and she was no longer surprised.

Especially, give her delicious snacks frequently so that she will want to eat them.

"This... you will know when the time comes. First, tell me, what happened that day?"

Tang San pretended to know nothing.

Xiao Wu bit her lip and said.

"That night, a mysterious woman and a masked man attacked the academy. Teacher Zhao and three other teachers were killed. We were also attacked, but fortunately Rongrong and I were fine."

"So that's how it is. Oh, what a pity..."

Tang San pretended to be serious and nodded, then looked at the cowardly Yu Xiaogang and said, "Master, don't worry... We will definitely find out the identity of the mysterious woman who kicked your pill and will avenge you. After all, you are a famous master in the soul master world... If you don't have a successor, it will be a great loss to the soul master world."

Hearing Tang San's words, the old bachelor Flanders also felt the same way. He patted Yu Xiaogang's shoulder, nodded with a heavy face, and said.

"Don't worry, I will definitely find a way to cure Xiao Gang... By the way, you three old students should also learn from Tang San and shout in front of the four teachers to comfort their souls in heaven."

"What...this..."

Ma Hongjun, Oscar and Dai Mubai looked at each other for a while, knowing that they could not escape, Ma Hongjun ran over first, threw his head on Zhao Wuji's coffin, howling loudly.

"Wow... Teacher Zhao, you died so tragically... My Teacher Zhao, please don't leave. I want to be your godson."

Seeing that Ma Hongjun had taken the lead, Oscar and Dai Mubai had no choice but to lie on the other coffins and start crying.

"Teacher Jinsong... please don't die. Didn't you say you really like eating my sausages? I'll make a few more and put them in front of your grave. I'll take pity on you, old man."

"Teacher Zhao, Teacher Zhao, when I, Dai Mubai, get back everything that belongs to me, I will definitely build a big tombstone for you..."

Looking at these three guys crying, Tang San still felt that Ma Hongjun cried the best and most realistically.

Then, he took out the suona from Three Lives Three Worlds: Moonlit Night, glanced at the loser Yu Xiaogang and Flanders and said.

"In this situation, please allow me, Tang San, to use my hometown's unique suona to pay tribute to the teachers, so that they can leave with peace of mind."

"Okay... okay... thank you for your hard work, Tang San."

The old bachelor Flanders nodded repeatedly, looking at Tang San with satisfaction on his face.

Then Tang San picked up the suona, put it to his mouth and started playing.

"Suona starts playing, black people carry the coffin..."

“Beep, beep, beep…beep…beep…”

Tang San was playing the song of the black man carrying the coffin, an exciting song. Combined with the mourning voices of Ma Hongjun and Oscar, the scene was absolutely amazing.

The hearts of everyone present were moved. Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing looked at Tang San in shock and admiration.

After Tang San finished blowing, the smelly Niu Dagang couldn't help it and shouted loudly.

"I will use my self-created soul skill, Niu Dagang's fart, to pay tribute to all the teachers and seniors. Here I come, let's..."

As he spoke, Niu Dagang rushed towards the four coffins regardless of everything.

Oscar, who was crying in front of the coffin, reacted immediately. When he saw Niu Dagang about to fart on the coffin, his little eyes suddenly widened.

"Don't come over..."

It's a pity it's too late.

I saw Niu Dagang's fat body jumped up, and then he lay down on the coffin in the middle, with his butt facing Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun and Oscar.

"Boom..."

Niu Dagang farted, and the wailing in the audience stopped abruptly. Ma Hongjun, Oscar, and Dai Mubai were knocked to the ground and screamed in pain.

Especially Dai Mubai, he was facing Niu Dagang's butt just now, and his whole face turned black.

"me……"

What no one expected was that Niu Dagang's fart was indeed very powerful. Dai Mubai, whose yellow hair was disheveled and whose face was blackened, actually rolled his eyes and fainted after being hit by the fart.

"This... Mu Bai..."

Seeing that Dai Mubai had fainted, the old bachelor Flanders hurriedly spoke.

"Oscar, wake Mu Bai up quickly and give him a sausage. You will have to carry the coffins and bury the four teachers."

Just like that, the extremely miserable Dai Mubai fainted and was woken up again.

Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun each carried a coffin and walked slowly towards the back mountain of Shrek Academy.

Seeing that there was still Zhao Wuji's coffin left in the middle, Tang San volunteered and directly carried the coffin and said.

"Let me carry Teacher Zhao's coffin..."

After saying this, he carried the coffin with one hand, turned around and looked at the four girls, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Gu Yuena, and said.

"It won't look good for you four girls to go to the grave without taking anything. Take the four wreaths on the ground, one each, and place them in front of the four teachers' graves later."

Hearing Tang San's words, Xiao Wu immediately clapped her hands happily.

"What Third Brother said makes sense. Hehe, if this is the case, the teachers will definitely be very happy. Rongrong, let's get it quickly."

After saying that, Xiao Wu picked up one of the wreaths and held it in her hand, then skipped and caught up with the coffin-carrying team composed of Tang San, Oscar and others.

Seeing that Xiao Wu had already walked in front, Ning Rongrong picked up a wreath and followed without hesitation.

Although Zhu Zhuqing and Gu Yuena were reluctant, but seeing that everyone else had taken one, they had no choice but to pick up a wreath each and follow behind.

In Tang San's opinion, this was definitely the most awesome funeral procession, with four big red coffins in the front and four girls in the back each holding a wreath.

After carrying the coffin to the back mountain of the academy, Tang San discovered that a pit had already been dug. He placed the coffin into the first pit, and Ma Hongjun, Dai Mubai, and Oscar were responsible for filling the pit with soil.

After the graves were erected, seeing a wreath on each of the four graves, the old bachelor Flanders could not help but kneel on the ground and burst into tears.

“Brother Wuji, Brother Jinsong, Senior Black Bear… Have a safe journey. Don’t worry, no matter how difficult it is, I, Flanders, will continue to run the academy…”

Seeing Flanders kneeling on the ground and crying, the cowardly Xiaogang covered his eyes with one hand and wiped away his tears with the other hand, because Jinsong and Black Bear, among them, had followed the Golden Triangle all the way here and had a deep friendship with him.

It was because of his status as a master that the stinky Niu Dagang was allowed in.

Seeing that the master and the old bachelor Flanders were crying bitterly, the three old students Oscar, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun could only kneel down again and start crying again.

Looking at this comfortable scene, Tang San quietly looked at Gu Yuena beside him and whispered.

"How is it? Na'er, have fun attending the funeral of four old men today."

"Happy, you big-headed ghost... I've been listening to this howling sound for a whole day. I feel sick. When it's over, let's leave quickly. I want to go with that Pope Bibi Dong to where she wants to go."

Gu Yuena glared at Tang San fiercely with her clear purple eyes. Her ambition now was to focus on the Spirit Hall and she no longer had any interest in Shrek Academy.

(End of this chapter)