Chapter 378: Post-374.00s Rectify the Workplace
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Countless netizens flocked to the official account of Mao Mao Tou.
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"Good news, good news. Xiaomei gave birth to her second child. She laid two eggs. Yuchi Yaojin is still a single child~~"
The comment section was instantly flooded.
Originally, people were saying, Xiao Mei is so pretty, Xiao Mei is great, Xiao Mei is going to be a mother again, Yuchi Yaojin hahaha and so on.
Now it has become [Wai wai wai, are you really the cat head? ], [Cat head, how did you do that? You made a big one without making any noise], [Pass it on, cat head made a big one]...
The cat looked up and realized that this wouldn't work.
Quickly made a new post.
Good news, good news. Under the wise leadership and kind care of the chairman, the breeding stage of the new variety of peas, edible peas "Xiaoman No. 1", bred by our company's Wen Ying Shijuan team, has been successfully completed and entered the field planting stage.
The first batch of experimental field crops has been harvested and passed the review of the food department and is allowed to be put on the market.
Wenying and Shijuan said that the main credit for the smooth breeding of the new variety should go to the company's chairman Ding Xiaoman, who is really a good cat.
ps: Our chairman is on a diet and does not eat vegetarian food. He only provides emotional value during the entire breeding process and never touches the experimental subjects. He is very well-behaved.
In order to thank the chairman for his support for breeding work, our company specially named the new variety of edible peas "Xiaoman No. 1".
Clap your hands together!
PS: The right to name a new variety belongs to the breeder.
PS: Wenying and Shijuan are both very typical scientific researchers. They are indifferent to fame and only care about money. Their attitude towards our boss is always funding, funding, funding, and quickly approve the funding. Don't worry about the rest, you don't understand anyway.
Four ps: When naming the variety, Wenying and Shijuan were polite to each other, and both thought the other had made great contributions. Our boss was very happy, and he wanted to name it again, but was unanimously rejected by all employees of the company. Our boss is bad at naming. According to his way of thinking, this variety has a stain, and he will be laughed to death.
Five ps: Come and enjoy the beautiful photos of our chairman~~
(Photo) x9
To avoid being a nitpicker, take precautions first.
After this post is sent out.
There is finally an outlet for expressing my feelings about Pea.
Netizens immediately turned to the battle.
[Wenying and Shijuan, I feel so cute, I want to smack them. P.S.: Judging from their names, they are both female.]
???
This time it was Chu Jie who attracted the traffic, it was Chu Jie who posted the message, and it was still Chu Jie who watched the replies.
How come the first comment I saw, he was cheated on...
Quickly reply: [Both of them are women, and they are pure colleagues. Also, Shi Juan and her boyfriend are very affectionate, have met each other's parents, and are preparing to walk into the marriage hall together. So, please don't knock everything, okay. ]
Then I was scolded, [I eat everything to make my nutrition balanced~~heart]
Then the post below turned into a female power team building, which was really exciting.
Chu Jie retreated.
Switch to other comments.
【Editor, are you worried about something? 】
[You dare to say this about the chairman, dare to make up stories about the boss, editor, do you want to quit your job? 】
[Look at me, look at me, I have ten years of operation experience, I can shoot, write, edit and talk nonsense, I want less money, do more work and can work overtime, I am very suitable for the position of Mao Mao Tou editor. ps: There is a product evaluation session in the company, Mao Mao Tou can eat whatever he wants, right? 】
[Abacus beads are falling on my face]
[You only said you wanted less money, but you didn’t mention your appetite]
My goodness, not only is my girlfriend in danger, but someone is also eyeing my work.
In this situation, it is extremely rare to have a normal speech occasionally.
[Translation: In MaoMaoTou, researchers are united and friendly, the boss only pays and does not cause trouble, and there are cute cats to pet after work. ps: This post costs 11.59 yuan. ]
It would be better if there wasn't the last joke.
It's a bad market, isn't it? It's not that expensive to post a comment, and there are zeros and integers...
Seeing these interactions, Chu Jie couldn't help but begin to reflect on himself.
Isn't the character setting of the account a bit weird? Logically, it should be a girl's anime, a food anime, or even a fresh and simple one, so how did it become a comedy anime?
Next, the Sichuan and Chongqing/Mao Maotou Pink double buff netizens finally arrived.
[I was wondering why the smell was so familiar. Cat head, it's you! Heart]
[Purchase restrictions, eh? Buying in a rush, eh? There’s a shortage of goods, eh? You’re squeezing the toothpaste bit by bit, eh? Are you tired of it again and again? I love you]
[Hey, isn't this Cat Head? How come you've changed your personality? Why are you selling Pea Head so cheap? Your habit of hiding things hasn't changed at all. Heart, Dog Head]
What is this called? This is called backlash.
Maomaotou always opens an account to make sarcastic remarks to others.
Fans of Mao Mao Tou are very good at being sarcastic now, but fortunately, starting from the first one, the fans who followed suit all know that what Wandou Dian is doing is a good thing and they feel proud of it.
It’s just a joke, it would be bad if it was taken seriously, in the end we all just made a heart shape with our hands.
But this is indeed a problem.
Chu Jie posted another article to explain.
We solemnly declare that the new variety of pea "Xiaoman No. 1" cultivated by our company is still in the trial planting stage, and the first batch only has 200 acres of test fields.
Because the planting method is still under experimentation, the 200-acre test field is divided into multiple plots and different planting methods are being tried, and the yield is very unstable.
The highest yield per mu in each crop is 360 kilograms, and the lowest is only 200 kilograms.
A total of more than 50 tons for two hundred acres.
Only these fifty tons are available on the market now.
I believe that with further experiments, increased production capacity and more test fields, more products will be available.
Strangely enough, the comments under this post are much more normal.
[Just came from CCTV Agriculture, it turns out that the new variety of peas was really developed by you guys, awesome! ]
[Your products are so expensive, so you want to make money for scientific research and support agricultural researchers. No problem, I will stock up and buy everything you can buy now.]
[I don't have much skills, please give me some money and I'll buy some. ]
It's not just one person who said this.
And they really did it, and quite a few of them.
Chu Jie looked at the backend of the online store and saw that the sales volume had exploded today, more than three times the usual volume.
There are also many notes and messages, many of which say, "Mao Maotou is awesome. You guys are doing the work, so I'll give you some money."
Today's netizens.
It's sincere, beautiful and touching.
Chu Jie thought about it and decided that he should do something, such as writing a thank-you letter.
Just about to start writing.
The phone rang, it was Xiao Zhao calling.
He started off by giving me a scolding.
"Boss, you are the one on the official account, look at what you posted, if you don't know how to play, just don't mess around, okay?"
Chu Jie was happy today and didn't argue with her. He said, "What did I do wrong? This is good."
"Everything is wrong. If you do this, all the traffic will go away. Didn't you see the promotional plan that the boss sent to the group? The purpose is clearly written in the inner column. What you posted doesn't match our tone, and no one likes to read it. You are out of date and there is a generation gap with the young people nowadays. You don't understand what they like to watch. Be good and give me the account."
Chu Jie was speechless.
I've clearly imitated Xiao Zhao's writing style, so why is it not working?
Who is the leader after all!
What happened today? Everything goes wrong.
Is it because God can’t bear to see me showing off so he sends me suffering?
My girlfriend was targeted for a couple relationship and almost got cheated on.
My job was also targeted and I almost lost my job.
Now... the post-00s are rectifying the workplace?
(End of this chapter)