Chapter 316 312. The Monkey Has a Name
After listening to Luo Shaoan’s explanation.

The audience in the live broadcast room expressed their views.

[Unlucky guy, you're dead], [Unlucky guy will be fired tomorrow because of his left foot entering the company], [Unlucky guy's bonus will be deducted until the middle of the next century], [Unlucky guy, see, this is your year-end bonus, snap, fly]

The ridicule belongs to the ridicule.

But I also concluded that using solar terms is obviously unreliable.

"So, let's first think about what the monkey's last name should be."

[Of course the monkey’s surname is Sun]

【The monkey's surname should be Hou】

[Surname Li], [Surname Zhang], [Surname Wang], [Surname Zhao]

Anyway, at the beginning everyone wanted the monkey to have their own surname.

Then it was a mess, [surname Murong], [surname Duanmu], [surname my grandson], [surname Nicolas Cage]

……

Speaking of Nicolas Cage, which part of these words is his last name?

Until the end, a netizen posted a message [Ma, of course the last name is Ma]

It seems that this is a friend from Guangdong.

If there was only this one comment, it would definitely be drowned out by the numerous comments and no one would pay attention to it.

But he added, [The horse expert's surname is also Ma. He stole so much food to feed the monkeys. The monkeys should give him the same surname as a token of their gratitude.]

That’s true.

The monkey was extremely hungry on the first day he arrived, but he was saved by a few small loaves of bread from the horse expert.

"It's settled. Monkey's last name is Ma. Do you agree?"

A lot of approval, agreement and recognition floated by.

The monkey’s surname is Ma, so the matter is settled.

"From now on you will be a member of the Ma family." Luo Shaoan leaned over and rubbed the monkey's head.

The monkey glanced into Luo Shaoan's pocket in a daze.

It definitely doesn't know what a surname is.

"Okay, your last name is Ma, so what's your name?"

What you call someone is more important than what you call your surname. Monkeys are usually called by their names, so who would call them by their surnames?

As soon as these words were spoken, the noise in the barrage became even louder.

The text scrolled wildly and I couldn't see anything.

Off-field intervention is necessary.

Luo Shaoan held the headphones and listened for a while.

Suddenly he said: "Our technicians have prepared the voting function. One minute later, when I say stop, take a screenshot. The names on the barrage at that time will enter the voting pool and everyone will vote to decide."

"Start brushing the bullet screen!"

What a cunning thing. After one minute, he takes another minute to interact crazily.

The barrage started, and Luo Shaoan also counted down "30 seconds", "15 seconds", "5 seconds", "last second"

"stop!"

Wow, there are so many names on this screenshot.

The technical guy in the background was busy for seven or eight minutes.

The voting list was just released.

A total of forty-seven names.

"Let's set the voting time at five minutes. We'll see the results in five minutes."

Needless to say, the voting interface has been scoring like crazy, and the bar chart is fluctuating violently.

The one who is far ahead is...

"Whoever wrote Ma Jingtao, get him out!"

【Don’t play if you can’t afford it】

"My monkey is not the Roaring Leader. He won't even bark. He's so well behaved."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped in the face.

The monkey moved a few steps closer, humming and making a few sounds.

There was a burst of laughter in the barrage.

Luo Shaoan shamelessly pretended not to see it.

After turning his head, he saw the monkey sitting obediently next to him.

He kept looking into his pocket and at the bag next to him.

My saliva is dripping. I'm not just expressing it in an expression, I'm really drooling.

But he was still well-behaved and didn't try to snatch anything.

The pitiful little appearance...

Luo Shaoan moved the camera of his mobile phone over.

This caused the cousin in Mount Emei to be cyberbullied...
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"Oh, I forgot. I was going to give it to you, right?"

Seeing the monkey looking at his pocket eagerly, Luo Shaoan could not help but understand that the little creature must have discovered something.

He muttered something, took something out of his pocket, and placed his fist in front of the monkey.

The monkey moved its nostrils and sniffed, then stretched its head forward with its neck extended.

It chirped softly, just short of dancing.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." Luo Shaoan muttered and opened his hands.

There is a bright red little tomato lying in the palm of my hand.

The monkey grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth.

Crunched it twice.

It stood up happily and jumped around the tree several times.

Haha, this time I really started dancing.

The monkey jumped around and ran back.

Watching eagerly.

Luo Shaoan took out another one, put it in the palm of his hand and handed it to it.

This time, netizens also noticed the difference.

The speaker asked.

[Unlucky guy, why are your tomatoes so red?][Unlucky guy, your tomatoes look so weird, are they wearing a red dress with a waistline?]

"Wow, a red dress with a waistline, that's a great description. I'll write it down." Luo Shaoan gave her special face and explained, "This is called Peanut Cherry Tomato. Does it look like a peanut? It's a new variety we introduced. It's rarely seen on the market. I just picked it from the greenhouse before sowing."

As he said that, Luo Shaoan fed it another peanut and cherry tomato.

After the monkey finished eating, Luo Shaoan stopped eating.

He took the bag from Ma Zhitao, rummaged through it, and picked out a bag of beef jerky.

"You have to eat it with some food so that it's nutritionally balanced. The ingredients list only contains beef and salt, so you should be able to eat it."

He opened the package, tore off a piece and spread it in his hand.

When the monkey saw that it was not a small tomato, he chirped twice to express his dissatisfaction.

He stretched out his paw and grabbed the beef jerky. He put it under his nose and smelled it. It didn't work. Then his eyes lit up, and he jumped up and down, humming like he was singing love, and stuffed the jerky into his mouth.

Golden monkeys are omnivorous animals and can eat meat. They also like to eat meat.

It's just hard to eat.

Then I saw the monkey chewing with a crunching sound in his mouth, saliva flowing out of his chewing, and he kept chewing.

A string of hahahahahahahahahahaha, it's so funny.

But there is a sentence in the middle: [Tomatoes and beef cannot be eaten together]

Luo Shaoan was stunned for a moment and asked curiously, "Tomato stewed beef brisket is what our cafeteria always makes. Why can't we eat it together?"

[Because tomatoes are red, the cow will hit you in the stomach, and the monkey is so small that it can't stand it]

He said it quite seriously, as if it were true, but it turned out to be a joke.

Then another one followed him, "So you should give it to me. I'm already grown up, so I'm not afraid."

【…】

【Big Greedy Girl】

[Oops, where did the abacus beads come from? They hit me in the face]

There was another commotion in the live broadcast room.

Netizens nowadays are so great, they all know how to have fun on their own.

The monkey had also finished the beef jerky at this time, swallowing it very hard, choking and rolling his eyes.

After swallowing it, she looked at Luo Shaoan with tears in her eyes, looking aggrieved.

Luo Shaoan was soft-hearted and tried to comfort her, "Don't cry, don't cry. The beef jerky I gave you just now was too big, right? Let's just eat tomatoes."

After saying that, he took out a handful and handed it to the monkey with both hands.

The monkey's eyes suddenly widened.

It chirped happily, took one in each paw and stuffed them into its mouth, one on the left and one on the right. When its mouth was full, it jumped up and down and ran out.

He ran around several big trees, back and forth, dancing.

The long tail was curled up and curved into a hook.

But he never called out once.

There's something in my mouth.

After running around, not only did the little tomato in its mouth disappear, but it also rubbed its head against Luo Shaoan's palm to act coquettishly.

It learned this move on its own; no one taught it.

[Hahahaha, the monkey is so happy, he got to eat something delicious]

[Wait, it's delicious. I was so busy looking at the weird appearance that I forgot what it tasted like. You poor idiot, why don't you sell your new stuff?]

"Ah, oh, this." Luo Shaoan said nothing vaguely.

In the barrage, some knowledgeable netizens have already given an explanation.

[Sisters, have you watched the video of Shudong? Their dishes are not sold outside, they are only supplied locally, and all that is sold outside are leftovers]

[Who is Shudong? I don’t know, I got it from a short video]

[Oh, you are new here. Shudong is an internet celebrity. He made a video about this restaurant last year, last summer. It is best to watch it while eating. It goes well with rice. Don’t watch it before going to bed, or you will drool like a crayfish.]

The two just had a brief conversation.

Others saw this and said, "It's irresponsible to sell the leftovers."

[Yes, yes, the hot sauce is just a leftover. Do you want to eat it or not? Oh, by the way, you can’t eat it because it’s gone.]

[Foot bath medicine bags are also leftovers. Do you want to buy some? Oh, by the way, they are sold out.]

[The stewed meat package is also a waste product]

[Konjac is also a waste product]

[Wow, the leftovers are so delicious, how delicious must the real dishes be]

[I really want to go back to senior year of high school and get into Tianhan Middle School. I would be willing to take the college entrance exam again.]

[Sisters, you have paid too much. In fact, it’s okay to have a car accident in Tianhan. It’s easier than taking the college entrance examination, and age is not a factor.]

【…】

The more I talk about it, the more boundless it becomes.

Luo Shaoan was frightened and quickly explained, "Everyone, don't be like this, the peanuts and cherry tomatoes have all been ordered. They were not given to the Third Middle School in the city, nor to the Municipal Hospital. They don't have any there. I can't tell you who ordered them."

It's a bit sensitive, so just keep your money a secret, there's no need to make it public.

I saw that there were still people asking questions in the comments.

Luo Shaoan quickly changed the subject.

"It's voting time. Let's see which name is the most popular."

“Ding ding ding ding, the result is announced - Ma Xiaoguai, congratulations, Xiaoguai!”

"You have a name."

Rub the monkey's head.

As for Ma Jingtao who is far ahead, just ignore him.

【If you can’t afford it, don’t play】

Continue to ignore, ignore.

"Let's congratulate Ma Xiaoguai. He has a name. To celebrate, let's have some of the new konjac."

[Is there any need for you to say that? It’s long gone!]

[It was sold out as soon as it was aired. It was out of stock when I was feeding Ma Xiaoguai tomatoes.]

[After a whole Spring Festival, we only managed to produce more than 4,000 boxes. Can you guys do it?]

[The goods are out of stock, don’t play if you can’t afford it]

Well, Luo Shaoan once again fell into endless condemnation...

(End of this chapter)