Chapter 2 Do you want a wife?
Just after Chu Xuan made his choice.
The baby statue placed on the incense table.
There was a flash of purple light.
This made Zhang Tian, who was burning incense, look surprised.
He often watches Douyin, and has heard his father say that if you make a wish to the statue of God, the statue will shine when the wish comes true.
And the wish.
It will happen in one day!
Zhang Tian rubbed his eyes in disbelief, finding it hard to believe.
The baby statue in front of me.
Can you actually understand what he says?
And can his wish come true?
He slapped his thigh hard.
"Dad! Dad, come quickly! Something big has happened!"
Zhang Tian considers himself a half-baked person.
So he chose to ask a professional.
Call your dad.
As a result, when the father came, he was also confused. After all, it was a well-known fact that the statue of God would glow after the wish made to the God was fulfilled.
But a young god...
Why did it come true?
The old man frowned and immediately realized that things were not simple. He secretly stepped back and stood behind Zhang Tian.
Zhang Tian rolled his eyes and said, "Dad, have you been watching too much of the anime "A Mortal's Journey to Immortality" recently?"
Practicing in a Taoist temple.
There is still a lot of free time.
They are not serious Taoists.
There is more time for leisure.
So when I have nothing to do on weekdays and can’t go to brothels to listen to music, I can only surf the Internet and watch dramas to pass the time.
And the recently popular anime "A Mortal's Journey to Immortality".
His dad is a loyal fan!
Even a little obsessed.
Faced with his son's complaints, the father finally came to his senses, smiled embarrassedly, and then took out a professional book from his pocket.
"3,600 taboos and detailed explanations for worshipping gods."
"Hey, Dad, aren't you a professional? Why are you reading the manual?"
"Your grandfather is a professional."
Dad didn't dare to say more.
Although this Taoist temple belongs to their family.
But the real amazing person is his dad.
There was once a powerful god enshrined here.
He has quite a reputation around here.
As a result, when his father died, the god also reached the end of his life, so he left and returned to the temple.
This Taoist temple fell into decline.
Having failed in his attempt to support his parents, he had no choice but to come back and take over the Taoist temple. He also tried to find a way to bring his son back to train a new young god.
Complete yourself.
I hope my son will become a successful person.
Then nibble on smaller targets.
The old man was flipping through a book with a frown on his face, while his son Zhang Tian was rolling his eyes, too weak to say anything.
He walked straight to the other side.
Then he opened his own live broadcast room.
In Hangzhou.
The most employed people.
It’s online shopping, internet celebrities and anchors.
Almost every young person wants to work in this industry that makes money very quickly and fulfill his or her dream of becoming famous overnight and soaring to the sky.
Zhang Tian is no exception, although his live broadcast room only has hundreds of netizens at most, making him not even a small anchor.
But he enjoys it.
After all, those hundreds of people are his dearest family!
If it were these family members.
Vote for him and give him a reward.
That's even better!!
Zhang Tian told the story of how he and his father spent one million to invite a young god from the temple.
This immediately made many netizens burst out laughing. "Your brain is so good, right? When people open a temple, they first attract tourists and then go to invite the gods. How can you first invite the gods and then attract tourists?"
"Yes, yes, isn't this just like the Cainiao Express? If you open an express station, express deliveries will be delivered directly to you."
"Tsk tsk tsk, and he's a young god. It would take at least several decades to train a young god. The host is really a rich man!"
"Grandson: Don't bother, I'm a new account, I just want the inheritance, I don't want a loan."
"Compared to the success of netizens, seeing the anchor's failure, my originally sad heart suddenly felt better."
"Ha ha ha ha."
……
One barrage after another.
Zhang Tian took a look.
I felt more and more annoyed at myself for not stopping my father.
Now such a big mess has been caused.
It's simply a scam!
This is a divine scam!
Zhang Tian felt sick all over. He sighed, "What can I do? I'm unlucky to have invited a young god. I can only choose to raise him. I think it will bring some blessings to my descendants."
"Oh, it seems I need to discuss with my dad about selling one of the five houses in Hangzhou, otherwise, we will be so poor that we will have to eat air!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all stunned.
"What the hell, five houses?"
"Meow, didn't we agree that things change over time, that youth will be poor and middle-aged will be poor?"
“That’s really too much!”
"Brothers, report to the anchor!"
"Anchor, anchor, don't forget your original intention. Remember to treat us to a foot wash after you sell the house."
"I originally thought that the anchor was going to be in trouble and had to work in a factory, but I didn't expect that my fate would be changed. Wow, I'm so angry!"
Please invite a young god.
It is destined to take a long time to cultivate.
For ordinary people.
It's definitely a huge burden.
But it was different for Zhang Tian.
Is that a burden?
That is the guardian angel of his descendants!
The future Optimus Prime of the entire family!
It is difficult to cultivate a god, but once he grows up, he can at least protect the prosperity of a family for two hundred years.
The most terrifying family.
Guarded by gods for thousands of years!
What is a house in Hangzhou?
Ten sets are not enough!
If it weren't for the fact that raising a god requires the approval of the god.
The whole world.
There are so many people who raise gods!
Zhang Tian instantly became the object of envy of many netizens.
He also chuckled.
Sharing the strange thing that just happened.
The young god seemed to have answered his wish.
But almost all netizens mocked him.
"Inviting a young god is already a great honor to our ancestors, but you also want to invite a young god who can make wishes?"
"You must have washed your feet too much, you are too weak and your eyes are blurry!"
"Just dream on. You only bought a thousand-yuan incense and you still want to marry a wife? Did you see those two words floating in the sky? Haha!"
Although people can make wishes to gods.
But God is not omnipotent.
It's more like an equivalent substitution.
When you want more, you give more.
The gods in charge of marriage receive tens of thousands of wishes every year for people to curse their ex-boyfriends to death.
Could He agree to it casually?
The god in charge of wealth receives tens of millions of wishes every year from people hoping to get rich overnight.
Then can He agree?
So a stick of incense is only one thousand yuan. Do you want to marry a wife?
It’s just haha!
Zhang Tian was not angry, and laughed along with netizens, thinking that maybe he was dazzled when he was burning incense.
And just then.
His phone rang.
It's an unknown number.
The other party spoke directly.
"Hey, your wife is here. Where is she? Do you want me to take her there?"
Zhang Tian: ???
Netizen:? ? ?
(End of this chapter)