Chapter 1 Whose god is a baby?
City A.

Tianxin Temple.

Zhang Tian looked at the statue worth a million that his father had purchased.

I was stunned on the spot.

Just because it is offered on the incense table.

idol.

Incredibly small.

It's not that the style is small.

But it looks small!
This is clearly a young god.

It is even possible that he is a newly born god.

Zhang Tian looked at his father in bewilderment, his mouth trembling, "Dad, are you okay? Are you okay? You spent one million just to hire a young god?"

"With this million, wouldn't it be nice for me to marry a wife?"

"It's ok to find me a sexy stepmother!"

The daughter-in-law can quench your thirst.

The sexy stepmother can’t quench your thirst, but she looks delicious.

It’s better than inviting a young god.

Zhang Tian's father's face was full of helplessness. "Alas, there is nothing we can do. Our temple is small, we have no money and no incense. There are so many gods in the temple. I have prayed to the gods nine times, and only this young god responded to me."

"You know the rules, too."

"The young god has responded. I can only ask him to return to the Taoist temple!"

One million, one million!

How many millions can you have in your lifetime?

This one million.

But he and his father had worked hard for many years to save up the money for his wife.

When I thought about the 8,000 yuan I earned after working hard for two months delivering takeout, I realized that it was all wasted.

Zhang Tian screamed.

He wanted to fall asleep immediately, "Dad, Dad, your Zhang family is going to be extinct, extinct!"

"I'll tell you."

"I have no money, and I will never be able to find a wife. My young heart is hurt. I need to buy a paper wife to comfort my broken heart!"

"Wow, wow, wow, eight thousand yuan, eight thousand yuan, how many paper wives can I buy with that, how many times can I wash my feet with that... ah?"

Zhang Tian, ​​who was crying miserably, shut his mouth instantly. He suddenly realized that he seemed to have let something slip, and sure enough, he turned his head.

I saw that my father had a dark face and seemed to be turning his head to look for something.

Zhang Tian used his hands and feet and ran very fast.

The old man was left there cursing, "You little bastard, you are so young and you don't learn well. You actually went to wash feet. Damn it, I, your father, have worked hard for so many years, and I haven't had a chance to enjoy myself... Damn it!"

The two chased each other.

Zhang Tian was indeed a skilled foot-washer, with his agility he soon left his father behind.

He returned to the Taoist temple.

Looking at the baby-like statue placed on the incense table.

The whole person couldn't help but sigh.

There are many gods in this world, there are more than a hundred famous ones, and at least thousands of unknown ones.

And these gods all have magical powers.

In charge of this side's affairs.

Such as harvest, marriage, wealth, and career.

And these gods.

As long as you offer enough incense, you will be rewarded. It is very effective and very accurate.

So this world.

Temples and Taoist temples are the most popular.

So Zhang Tian discussed it with his father and spent one million to invite a god from the temple dedicated to other gods, instead of those great gods with strong incense.

Even if you pray to a small god.

Attract some tourists to come and worship.

The incense money.

It is enough for them and their son to have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of their lives!

What Zhang Tian never expected was that his father really did invite a god. It was really a small god, but it was a little too small...

A baby god.

What ability do you have to fulfill your wishes?

I’m afraid you can’t even understand what the wisher said!

Zhang Tian had a bitter face.

He opened the summoning book beside him, which recorded the detailed information of the baby god in front of him.

"The god of the Chu family, born on December 16, 2023, named Xuan, with unknown abilities..."

The baby's name is Chu Xuan.

Only three months?

Unknown ability yet?
Zhang Tian really wanted to fall asleep.

He had lost all desire to live at this point.

The lifespan of gods is much longer than that of normal people. Some gods who are very popular have even lived for thousands of years.

The growth of gods requires even more time!

Zhang Tian calculated that he would have to worship the baby statue in front of him for at least fifty years before he could communicate with it and know its abilities.

And also guarantee it.

During these fifty years.

The incense must be kept burning and the other party must not be left hungry.

And a stick of incense.

It’s one thousand yuan!

Zhang Tian’s heart was bleeding. What does one thousand yuan a day mean?
He went to wash his feet.

Get a full massage.

It’s only eight hundred.

The young lady's fingers were very soft and she spoke very nicely.

Looking at the baby god on the incense table, Zhang Tian suddenly thought in his heart, has he encountered a new era loan?

Abbreviated as Shendai!
Even mortgages and car loans are not that exaggerated!
He wondered whether he should marry a wife, have a son, and then transfer the divine loan to his son.

Three generations of grandparents.

Work hard.

Work hard to repay God’s loan.

What an inspiring and touching story!
Zhang Tian was in tears.

Take out a long purple incense stick from the incense stand beside you.

This was purchased from the temple.

Specially offer incense to gods.

One thousand dollars each!

He lit the incense and inserted it into the incense burner with a tragic look on his face. From then on, he began his nearly fifty-year journey of repaying his debt to God.

"Great God Chu Xuan!"

"You old man..."

"Bah!"

"You little family, please enjoy this incense!"

"Wow, it would be great if you could give me a wife. Wow, I can never wash your feet again. Wow..."

As the incense slowly rose.

In the baby statue.

A baby actually floated out.

The baby's eyes rolled around as he inhaled the incense floating in the air into his stomach, with satisfaction written all over his face.

He actually spoke.

"Finally found the scapegoat!"

"I'm almost starving to death!"

If other people saw it.

They will definitely shout "Impossible, absolutely impossible".

After all, it’s the growth of gods.

It is extremely slow.

Many years slower than humans.

Let alone God, even a human baby cannot have intelligence or be able to speak unless it is one or two years old.

That's right.

This baby god.

In fact, he is a time traveler.

He traveled through time and space and became a newborn god.

I originally thought it was a good start.

But he found out that he was just a baby, and it would take at least fifty years for him to grow up. The worst thing was that the gods could not practice themselves and could only rely on incense.

And he is a baby god.

What great enemy would be willing to invite him back to serve as a sacrifice?
What kind of innocent person is willing to spend money to burn incense for him?
Chu Xuan originally thought he would have to endure for fifty years.

The result was completely unexpected.

I actually waited for a big injustice!

We can’t let the other party run away!
【Ding! 】

【It is detected that you have received incense. 】

[The incense-making god system is officially launched. 】

[You received a stick of incense, worth one thousand incense points. The person who burns the incense hopes to get a wife. You have three choices.]

[Option 100: Give the other person a pillow. It is soft, obedient and very fragrant. You can have sex wherever you want. It consumes incense points.

Option 500: Let the other party get the contact information of a pretty school girl, thus ending your single days, and consuming incense points.

Option 1000: Fortune falls from the sky, you get a chance to be a hero and save a beautiful girl, you get the favor of a rich girl, and from then on you will reach the peak of your life, consuming incense points. 】

Chu Xuan narrowed his eyes.

Then I chose option one.

Sorry, I'm a baby!
I don't understand what you want.

"I have read the random reply!"

(End of this chapter)