Chapter 959 Impersonation
After hearing Lin Hao's question, Long Wenjian immediately said with a look of reminiscence:
"The airport was captured by Xiao Rizi. Yu Xiaoqing bravely led his team to stop Xiao Rizi, but died in the airport!"
"I am the deputy commander of the Sichuan Army Corps. Before he died, Yu Xiaoqing handed over the position of commander to me."
Long Wenjian really lies without blinking. If Lin Hao hadn't known what kind of person Long Wenjian was, he might have been fooled by him.
"Yu Xiaoqing is dead?" Lin Hao asked, raising his eyebrows.
"Of course it's true. I won't lie to you. I really am your regiment commander. Look at my rank, Lieutenant Colonel. There's nothing wrong with that, right?"
As Long Wenjian spoke, he pulled his collar to show everyone, and then praised everyone:
"You are all great, all of you!"
"I ran all the way here from the airport. The British were running, the Americans were running, they were scared when they heard about the little life, they didn't have the will to fight at all!"
"You are the only soldiers I have seen who dare to fight against Xiao Ri. Great! I, Long Wenjian, need soldiers like you. Hahahaha!"
"I need to find my disbanded Sichuan Army. You guys are great. From now on, you will be my temporary headquarters!"
"When I broke out of the airport surrounded by the Little Days Brigade, the messenger who was in charge of driving was shot and died. I couldn't drive, so I had to walk."
“As soon as I got close to the place, I ran into four little guys. I fought them, and luckily, I wiped them out!”
After listening to the story made up by Long Wenjian, Lin Hao sneered in his heart. This guy is really good at making up stories.
Regardless of whether what he said before was true or false, judging from the bodies they found, they had been dead for at least a few hours. How could they not have moved during these hours?
Is Xiaozi a good person? He doesn't even send anyone to look for or hunt down the dead?
Just now, Long Wenjian was shooting inside and acting in front of them. It was obvious that this guy had planned this in advance.
What's more, Lin Hao already knew his background and naturally would not be deceived by him.
While Long Wenjian was speaking, he noticed that everyone was following Lin Hao's lead. Seeing that Lin Hao didn't seem to believe it, he spoke first:
"Since you have come forward, it means you must be their superior. From now on, you are dismissed from your post and your rank is demoted to corporal. From now on, you will be my messenger!"
Long Wenjian was talking to himself, and everyone looked at him as if he was a fool.
"Are you sure you want me to be your messenger?" Lin Hao looked at him with a smile.
Finally, Long Wenjian discovered something was wrong. These people looked at him unmoved, as if they were looking at him with the eyes of a fool.
"Aren't you from the Sichuan Army?" Long Wenjian asked cautiously.
"Of course we are the Sichuan Army!" Without waiting for Long Wenjian to speak, Lin Hao continued:
"But you said you were from the Sichuan Army, do you have any evidence? Show us your officer ID?"
When Long Wenjian heard this, his face suddenly changed. If it was fake, it was fake. He had picked up this officer's uniform. Where could he find his officer's certificate?
"You said your name is Long Wenjian, and you are the commander of our Sichuan Army Corps, but I have never heard of a commander with the last name Long, let alone a deputy commander!"
"I heard from a friend in the Gui army that there is a lieutenant named Long in the 714th Garrison Regiment. What a coincidence, this lieutenant is also called Long Wenjian. I wonder what your relationship is?"
When Long Wenjian heard about the 714th Garrison Regiment and even revealed his own position, his face completely changed color. He stared at Lin Hao and asked, "Who are you? Why do you know..."
"Long Wenjian went to school in 24, joined the Guangxi Army in 26, and became a member of the Guangxi 714th Garrison Regiment. Later, he stole a box of opium to bribe his superiors, attended the officer training class, was awarded the rank of lieutenant, and finally became a janitor of military supplies."
When he heard that all his past experiences were exposed, Long Wenjian was completely panicked.
"who are you?"
"You are so bold. You are just a lieutenant nursing officer. You picked up your superior's military uniform and dared to pretend to be the regiment commander? And you could pretend to be the commander of the Sichuan Army Corps, but why did you pretend to be the commander of the Sichuan Army Corps? If you are the commander of the Sichuan Army Corps, then who am I?" As he said that, Lin Hao took out the military rank from his pocket and put it on again.
"Let me introduce myself. I'm Lin Hao, Lieutenant Colonel, Commander of the 88th Regiment, 21st Division, 186th Army of the Sichuan Army!"
"Ah?" When he saw Lin Hao's military rank clearly and the self-righteous expressions of the others, Long Wenjian knew that he was completely screwed.
This is Li Gui meeting Li Kui, the fake regiment commander, and Lin Hao, the real Sichuan Army commander.
"Tie him up." Lin Hao didn't give him a chance to speak and called someone to say.
Hearing the sound of bullets being loaded, Long Wenjian, who was originally prepared to resist, completely chickened out and surrendered obediently.
"Sir, how do you know my identity?" Long Wenjian asked with confusion in his eyes. He had been cheating for so long and had never failed, but he didn't expect to fail this time.
"Don't let others know, unless you don't do it yourself." Lin Hao did not explain, but asked: "Why did you pretend to be the head of the Sichuan Army?"
"Ah, except for impersonating the regiment commander, everything else is true. The airport was really lost, the British are on the run, the Americans are on the run, and the Sichuan Army Corps that was responsible for blocking the attack are also on the run." Long Wenjian sighed and said, since all his secrets had been exposed, he had no choice but to confess honestly, otherwise he would be shot.
"Commander, are you also from the Sichuan Army Corps? Why are there two Sichuan Army Corps?" Long Wenjian asked the question in his mind.
"What the hell are these two Sichuan Corps? Does the so-called Sichuan Corps you mentioned have the combat sequence of the National Army? What is its affiliation? What is its regular number? Since it is called the Sichuan Corps, are there any Sichuan people in it?" Lin Hao asked back angrily.
"Uh~, this~, number~?" Long Wenjian hesitated for a long time, and finally thought for a while and said: "I only heard them call him Captain Yu, as for the number or something, it seems to be called Sichuan Army~?"
"I don't know where this ragtag army came from, without even a number. If he says it's the Sichuan Army, then it's the Sichuan Army! Are you stupid?"
"Oh, this!" Long Wenjian knew why he was in trouble. A fake Sichuan Army Corps member pretended to be the commander of a fake Sichuan Army Corps, but ended up meeting the real Sichuan Army Corps member. How could he not be in trouble?
"Do you know what crime it is to impersonate a superior, spread rumors, and spread false information?" Lin Hao asked, staring at Long Wenjian with a smile.
"Shoot me!" Long Wenjian answered honestly, "But you have no right to punish me!"
"Well, you are right. I have no right to punish you, but in this desolate mountain and wilderness, no one will care about one more dead body, right?" After Lin Hao said this, Long Wenjian looked at others for help.
As a result, Meng Fanle and others whistled and looked at the sky, pretending not to hear it.
"Alright, I admit defeat!" Long Wenjian sighed and said, "You haven't killed me yet, you must think I'm useful, otherwise I'll just follow you."
Long Wenjian was born in the year of the dog. He changes his mind faster than turning the pages of a book. He knows that he is still useful, so he just climbs up the pole.
"Well, that's good. I'm short of a messenger. From now on you are no longer a signalman. You have to do your job as a guard platoon leader." Lin Hao glanced at Long Wenjian and yelled to Meng Fanle on the side.
"If this guy dares to falsely convey my orders, just shoot him!"
Long Wenjian was indeed a talented fighter, and more importantly, that sentence was still fresh in his memory.
If we don't poop, we will suffocate to death.
He could live seven or eight days without food.
Live five or six days without water.
Live four or five days without sleep.
Trivial matters feed us, but they also take our lives!
We have lived for six or seven years while our country and family have been lost!
I want things to be the way they are supposed to be!
Just for this sentence, Lin Hao decided to keep him. This guy was born to be a special forces soldier.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, after eight hours of continuous travel, the hungry Sichuan Army finally walked out of the endless primeval forest and saw the final destination of this journey.
Nowitzki Military Airport!
At this time, everyone in the Sichuan Army, from Lin Hao to the defeated soldiers who had just been recruited, was hungry and tired.
Especially Lin Hao, he swore that once he settled down, he would get a batch of cars suitable for the jungle and never ride a motorcycle again, as he was almost sick of riding it.
At this time, the Sichuan Army, together with the defeated soldiers gathered on the road, had nearly 1,200 people. These newly recruited defeated soldiers were all incorporated into various companies.
Of course, troops like artillery, communications, and motor vehicle soldiers were separately organized into the teaching team. These special forces were Lin Hao's treasures.
The moment the airport appeared in their eyes, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. They could finally rest.
Under such strong stimulation, the Sichuan Army, which had just been on the verge of death, became extremely energetic as if they had been injected with chicken blood.
Thousands of people rushed out of the woods and came to the road leading to the airport entrance, shouting excitedly.
At this time, the sky had darkened, with only a little bit of dim light left.
The British soldiers guarding the main entrance of the airport road did not see the Sichuan Army several hundred meters away, but the howling sounds of ghosts and wolves were clearly heard.
The sound of thousands of people shouting at the same time is so loud that you have to be deaf not to hear it.
"Little Day is calling?"
"It seems so?" "What should I do?"
"Run quickly."
The British soldiers at the entrance did not understand Chinese or Japanese, let alone who was coming.
They instinctively thought that Xiao Ri was attacking them again.
"Little days are coming~!"
Out of fear of Xiao Ri's invincibility, a sentry couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise.
This shout was like a virus, spreading throughout the airport in an instant. All the guards on the main road turned around and ran away in fear.
In the blink of an eye, the dozen or so British soldiers in the fortifications all ran away without even thinking of defending.
As for the heavy machine guns and heavy weapons such as infantry guns in the fortifications, they were all lost, and some people even lost their guns.
Word spread quickly, and soon everyone in the airport knew about it.
When the news reached the ears of Colonel Rogers, the highest commander of the airport, it became that if they did not surrender, they would all be killed.
Colonel Rogers came here from afar not to lead the soldiers to fight bravely, but to make money and gild his reputation, so he had no determination to fight to the end.
So when Colonel Rogers heard that there were thousands of people outside the airport and that it was surrounded, he had only one thought in his mind: how could he survive and keep so much wealth.
The enemy had already surrounded the airport, and it was clearly too late to retreat.
How about leading the troops to break out?
no!no!
Colonel Rogers refused any battle because there would inevitably be casualties and he himself might die, which was too risky.
How to do?
What else can I do?
Does he have a choice?
No, he had no choice!
His only way out now is to surrender immediately to the attacking Xiao Rizi, and believe that Xiao Rizi will abide by the Geneva Convention, give him corresponding treatment, and retain his private property.
But he overlooked one point, that is, Xiao Ri had not signed the Geneva Convention, so his little plan was doomed to fail.
Thinking that he could keep his treasure by surrendering, Colonel Rogers became more determined to surrender. The war was fought for the country and personal property was his own. He could not sacrifice his property for the country.
After figuring out how to save his life, Colonel Rogers had a clear idea of how to surrender.
Colonel Rogers, who had been frightened before, became completely calm now that he had nothing to worry about.
Without hesitation, he picked up the phone on the desk and issued the first order before surrender.
Ordered all British troops stationed at the airport not to launch a counterattack against the attacking Xiao Rizi, and not to break out and retreat without permission, so as not to cause misunderstanding from Xiao Rizi.
The only thing the British troops needed to do was to abandon their weapons and assemble on the parade ground.
After Colonel Rogers completed the surrender negotiations, everyone surrendered to Xiao Rizi in a decent manner.
After giving orders to the soldiers, Colonel Rogers immediately asked the guards outside the door to notify Major Noway in logistics as quickly as possible.
He wanted to take out the list of airport supplies and give it to Xiao Rizi as a gift of surrender.
The last order was to ask the guards to find a few soldiers who knew how to play musical instruments to form a military band and have them gather outside the camp.
No matter what, surrender must be dignified and ceremonial.
When everything was ready, Colonel Rogers took out an item from the drawer.
That is the white flag that has been prepared and placed in the desk cabinet.
This white flag, which was considered a disgrace by the soldiers, became a life-saving straw in the eyes of Colonel Rogers.
Lin Hao, who was familiar with the plot, knew what would happen next, and he had already made all preparations.
"What kind of ceremony do you think the British army will use to welcome us next?" Lin Hao asked with a smile as he looked at Long Wenjian and others.
Long Wenjian was the first to flatter him and said, "Commander, they must be dressed up to welcome us. We saved them."
"Maybe they are lining up to welcome us right now!" Meng Fanle also said with a smile.
Only Lin Hao shook his head and said, "We will definitely line up to welcome them, but I think they will definitely come towards us with a white flag, gongs and drums, and then bend down in surrender."
"What?" Long Wenjian was petrified.
Meng Fanle was also confused, and Lin Yi looked at Lin Hao in disbelief.
"Surrender? How is that possible? There are at least several hundred people at this airport, and with the fortifications, it is no problem to stop a battalion of Japanese soldiers!" Long Wenjian felt unconvinced.
"How about making a bet?" Lin Hao said with a smile, looking at the disbelieving expressions of the crowd.
"What are you betting on?" Long Wenjian responded immediately.
"If you lose, you will be my messenger for the rest of your life." Lin Hao laughed.
"What if we win?" Long Wenjian said unconvinced.
"No, you can't win. No one knows the Daying army better than me." Lin Hao shook his head and laughed wantonly.
Everyone arrived at the airport gate in disbelief and found everything very strange.
Suddenly, music composed of Western instruments such as trumpets and drums sounded in the airport. As the music got closer, a group of people soon appeared in their sight.
Under the light from the gate, a group of British troops came over, holding a white flag and beating drums and gongs.
Obviously, this was a hilarious surrender that looked very ceremonial but was actually ridiculous.
The leader of the queue, Colonel Rogers, was petrified the moment he saw the incoming army.
Sh**, I surrendered to the wrong person, so sh** embarrassing.
If he was in China, someone would have told him a word called social death, and he would probably have wanted to shoot himself. However, if he had the courage to commit suicide, he would not have surrendered immediately without even being able to distinguish the enemy.
"Surrender to us?" Lin Hao laughed and said, "Very good!"
Long Wenjian, Meng Fanle, Milong, Ayi and others were completely dumbfounded when they saw this, and didn't know how to react for a moment.
"Really surrendered?" Long Wenjian murmured, "Isn't this too ridiculous?"
"You bastard, we are friendly forces? You are ready to surrender before you even see the enemy?"
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Little red man~!"
Both sides looked at each other, glaring at each other, and for a moment they didn't know how the situation would end.
It was clearly a meeting between the allied forces, but it ended up being ruined because of the loud soldier at the gate who lied about military intelligence.
In the end, by accident, it turned into a surrender scene. Now one of the parties is very embarrassed, while the other is confused by the magical operation.
"Commander, what should we do now?" Meng Fan looked at Lin Hao subconsciously, wanting to ask what to do.
"What should we do? Of course we should accept the surrender. This will be our base from now on!" Lin Hao said with a smile.
Hearing this, Long Wenjian quickly pulled Lin Hao and said:
"Commander, these are friendly troops, and they are British. Isn't our mission to help them get rid of the trouble? If we accept their surrender now, it will cause trouble!"
"In your impression, what does this white-skinned pig, oh, the British guy, look like?" Lin Hao asked instead of answering.
Hearing this, Long Wenjian recalled for a moment and then said:
"Arrogant, gentleman, can't fight. They obviously have more advanced weapons than Xiao Ri, but they were defeated all the way. I don't know why they are running. If I had such advanced weapons, I would have beaten Xiao Ri to tears!"
Hearing this, Lin Hao shook his head first, then nodded and said:
"Remember, they are just a bunch of animals in human skins. Deep down, they despise us. I have no interest in helping them fight."
"But~!" Long Wenjian wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say.
"We accept your surrender and will guarantee your personal safety!" Lin Hao stepped forward and said in fluent English.