Chapter 907 Class Meeting
Without Zhong Bai, Lu Qiachuan felt like a waste!
Not long after Lin Hao settled down in the dormitory, he saw Lu Qiachuan and Ren Yifan walk in, but Ren Yifan was in the next dormitory.
Then everyone introduced themselves again, but Xiao Haiyang's tone towards Lu Qiachuan was a little unpleasant, probably because of Zhong Bai!
After all, Zhong Bai likes Lu Qiachuan, and Xiao Haiyang likes Zhong Bai. Even if in Xiao Haiyang's eyes, Zhong Bai is just a substitute for Zhao Xixi, he doesn't want Zhong Bai to fall in love with another man.
Lu Qiachuan, this fool, really believed what Ye Jiping said. After arriving at the dormitory, he didn't even care about making his bed. He just stared at the back of everyone's heads. It was his good friend Ren Yifan who helped him make the bed.
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After a while, everyone came to the classroom because a class meeting was about to begin.
But after arriving at the classroom, Lin Hao looked at the slap marks on Lu Qiachuan's face, which also had three scratches, and couldn't help laughing.
"It seems like it's the same as in the drama, I got beaten up by Zhong Bai!" Lin Hao laughed secretly in his heart.
Then the students in the class came in one after another. Those who knew each other greeted each other. When Xiao Haiyang saw Zhong Bai, he subconsciously went up to him and greeted him.
After Lin Luoxue entered the classroom, she saw Lin Hao at a glance, and then sat next to Lin Hao, looking at him with a smile.
"Classmate Lin Hao, we meet again!"
Lin Hao smiled and said: "Fortunately, I am also very happy!"
The two of them had not been chatting for a while when the head teacher Ye Jiping walked in.
He knocked on the podium first, and before everyone was quiet, he said:
"I'm your class teacher, my name is Ye Jiping!"
As Ye Jiping was talking, he saw Lu Qiachuan and winked at him. If someone didn't know, they might think that there was something ambiguous between them.
"Of course, this homeroom teacher is different from your high school homeroom teacher. I don't come here very often unless you cause trouble. If you have any problems in your life, you can consult me or find your dean!"
"However, he is quite strict, so you should just ask me. Of course, I can't solve everything!"
"This is my first year as a class teacher at the school. Now let me talk about our teaching system!"
"You will have sixteen exams each semester and earn thirty-two credits. If you don't get twenty-six credits, you will be forced to repeat the year!"
"Although the probability is not very high, there are still four or five cases in our department every year. I heard that there is a student who has been held back for two consecutive years. At the same time, the school has regulations!"
Ye Jiping wanted to continue speaking, but was interrupted by Xiao Haiyang.
Xiao Haiyang raised his right hand and shouted, "It's me!"
This really confused Ye Jiping. He looked at Xiao Haiyang curiously and asked:
"what are you?"
"I'm the one who failed two grades in a row!" Xiao Haiyang seemed quite proud.
Hearing this, Ye Jiping continued with some embarrassment:
"Well, well, the school has a rule that students who repeat a grade for two consecutive years...!"
Ye Jiping reminded him kindly, but just to save face for Xiao Haiyang, he didn't say the rest.
But Xiao Haiyang didn't care. He just continued, "If you don't get 26 credits in the third year, you will be expelled. You can tell me. What's wrong with that?"
After hearing what Xiao Haiyang said, Ye Jiping thought about not discussing this topic anymore, so he changed the subject and said:
"I'd better talk about some other rules and regulations, ah, ha!"
Ye Jiping bent down and thought about opening the computer to check the information of other systems, but for some reason, the computer could not be opened, so he looked at the students below and asked:
“Are there any students in our class who know computers?”
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhong Bai actively raised his hand, then walked over, saying as he walked:
"My computer is always like this~!"
So the famous scene happened. Zhong Bai walked to the podium and started taking pictures of the computer.
"Pah~pah~pah!"
Unfortunately, the computer did not respond at all. Seeing this, Zhong Bai muttered to himself in confusion:
"There's no reason!"
Ye Jiping felt distressed when he saw his computer being destroyed by others. He quickly stopped Zhong Baidao and said:
"Classmate, go down and take a rest first! It's ok, ah!"
"Okay!" Zhong Bai left reluctantly, but before leaving, she slapped the keyboard twice, knocking off several keys.
Ye Jiping was so scared that he held the computer tightly in his arms, fearing that she would continue to destroy his computer.
Next, Ye Jiping started calling the maintenance personnel, and taking this opportunity, Ye Jiping asked everyone to introduce themselves.
Zhong Bai, who had just taken two steps, immediately returned to the podium, scaring Ye Jiping so much that he protected the computer again.
Seeing this, Zhong Bai rolled his eyes at him and then began to introduce himself:
"My name is Zhong Bai, pure white, introverted, and good at repairing electronic products!"
As Zhong Bai spoke, he looked at the computer in Ye Jiping's hand.
Ye Jiping was frightened and quickly drove the people away, saying:
"Okay, time is running out, next one, Qiaochuan, Lu Qiaochuan, you come~!"
"Hello everyone, my name is Lu Qiaochuan, Qiao means "bridge" and Chuan means "qiaochuan". I am very happy to meet all the new classmates!"
"My name is Gu Yixin, which means wholehearted. I know the environment around the school. If you want to buy anything, you can come to me directly!"
"Xiao Haiyang, the one who failed the exams for two years, sincerely hopes that everyone will not follow in my footsteps!"
"Li Shuci, a special book, a word of words!"
"Hello everyone, I'm Yu Hao, from Chaoshan, but I can also speak Northeastern Chinese. Recently I'm watching the fifth season of Country Love. Although I don't understand anything, it's really good!"
"Hello everyone, my name is Lin Luoxue. Well, there seem to be only four girls in our class, so I'll have to trouble all the gentlemen to protect us in the future!"
Lin Luoxue is indeed a high-level player known as the "Queen of the Sea". Her teasing words immediately aroused the desire to protect her among the boys in the class.
"Hello everyone, my name is Lin Hao, Lin for hand in hand, Hao for God Haotian!"
"Male, likes women, socially anxious, no girlfriend!"
“Puchi, hahaha!” As soon as Lin Hao finished his introduction, the audience started to boo:
"Fuck, you can introduce yourself like this, awesome!"
"Is this what is called social phobia? I'm afraid he is a social terrorist!"
"No, this is a marriage advertisement!"
Following Lin Hao's casual self-introduction, the style of the following self-introductions suddenly changed.
"Hello everyone, I'm Wang Hao. Wang means handsome Wang, and Hao means handsome guy!"
"Hello everyone, I'm Li Ming. Li means handsome Li, and Ming means mountains, rivers, sun and moon!"
After the last student was introduced, a young man in a red work suit walked in.
The person who came was Bi Shisan.
"Excuse me, is this the photography class meeting?" Bi Shisan asked. Seeing Bi Shisan wearing a red work suit, Ye Jiping thought he was a computer repairman, so he said enthusiastically:
"Yes, Master, this is the one that won't turn on!"
As the head teacher Ye Jiping said this, he invited Bi Shisan to come in and sit on the podium.
Although Ye Jiping recognized the wrong person, it was normal for him to be mistaken for the wrong person given Bi Shisan's attire.
Bi Shisan did not explain, thinking that the head teacher knew his talent, so he took out a small screwdriver from his pocket and walked to the laptop.
Then he operated the laptop for a few seconds, and after that, the sound of the laptop starting up was heard.
He fixed the computer just like that. The magnitude of the repair was not as big as Zhong Bai's, but it was very effective.
"Okay!" Bi Shisan said to Ye Jiping.
"Thank you!" Ye Jiping felt relieved when he saw that his laptop could finally be turned on.
"But your keyboard is broken. Do you need to repair it?" Bi Shisan asked subconsciously.
"Let's talk about it later! We are having a class meeting!"
Below, Zhong Bai took the opportunity to mutter, "It was bad to begin with!"
After saying that he would not repair the keyboard, Ye Jiping was stunned, because he saw the boy in the red work clothes walked straight to the seats of the students below.
"Master, we are having a class meeting! Please take a look~!" Ye Jiping said doubtfully, and pointed to the door, indicating that he could go out.
It’s just that Bi Shisan is the type who doesn’t like to talk much. After sitting down, he naturally took his bag from behind and put it under the table, and then put his hands on the table, just like a student coming to class.
"Teacher~!" Ye Jiping was about to speak again when the door of the classroom opened and a man in a blue work suit walked in.
This man in work clothes is different from Bi Shisan in terms of the color of his uniform and he is also carrying a toolbox.
The man in the blue work clothes walked in and stood next to the head teacher Ye Jiping, then pointed at the laptop on the podium and said in confusion:
"What's wrong? Can't this be turned on?"
"Him~!" Ye Jiping first pointed at Bi Shisan, then finally realized that this was a misunderstanding, so he said to the man in blue overalls:
"I'm sorry, the computer was fixed by a classmate who was late in our class, but thank you anyway!"
"But your keyboard is broken, don't you want to fix it?" The man in blue work clothes did not leave directly, but pointed at the keyboard and asked.
Upon hearing this, Ye Jiping immediately said, "Ah~ It's okay! Let's talk about it after the class meeting!"
Hearing this, the maintenance worker in blue overalls left.
Offstage, Zhong Bai looked at Lu Qiaochuan and said, "That's right~!"
But this time, before she could finish, Lu Qiachuan's voice came over:
"It was bad, I know it!"
After the maintenance master left, Ye Jiping pointed at Bi Shisan and said, "Come on, introduce yourself!"
Next, Bi Shisan walked to the podium and began to introduce himself. His self-introduction was also very special and very easy to do!
"My name is Bi Shisan, the thirteenth of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve!"
Lin Luoxue, who had just introduced herself, breathed a sigh of relief and a bright smile appeared on her face after hearing Bi Shisan's introduction.
"What's wrong? Your secret crush is here. Are you happy?" Lin Hao put his head close to Lin Luoxue's ear and said.
Hearing this, Lin Luoxue rolled her eyes at Lin Hao and said, "Guess?"
"Guess whether I want to guess or not?" Lin Hao went back directly.
"Hmm~!"
"Let me tell you, Bi Shisan lives in the dormitory next to ours. If you try to please your brother Hao, I will help you deliver a love letter!" Lin Hao said temptingly.
Lin Luoxue rolled her eyes at Lin Hao and said, "If I really want to send a love letter, I can just look for the people in their dormitory. Why would I look for you who lives in the next dormitory?"
"That makes sense. I'm just being sentimental!" Lin Hao shook his head and said, "But we're in the same dormitory together. How embarrassing!"
".!" Lin Luoxue gave Lin Hao a cold look and ignored him.
Next, Ye Jiping talked about some rules and regulations on the podium, and then let everyone move freely in the class.
And the silly Lu Qiachuan also took the opportunity to go over and get the answer to the question about "three ears".
"Senior brother!" Lu Qiachuan walked to Ye Jiping and said something, then stood there quietly without moving.
Ye Jiping smiled, then nodded and said, "Yes, I am indeed your senior brother!"
"I've been observing all day today, and even touched the long hair of those who had it, but I didn't find anyone with three ears?" Lu Qiachuan had a face full of question marks.
"Ahem!" Ye Jiping felt a little embarrassed. He didn't expect Lu Qiachuan to be so stubborn. He didn't know how to explain it for a moment.
So Ye Jiping looked at Lu Qiachuan meaningfully, and said in an unfathomable way:
"Do you really want to know?"
After listening to Ye Jiping's words, Lu Qiachuan pointed at the slap marks and scratches on his face and said:
"I've paid a heavy price, so I have to know it no matter what!"
"Alas!" Ye Jiping sighed first, then said to Lu Qiachuan: "Then let me tell you a story first!"
"Once upon a time, there was a young man from a poor family who lived with his mother. The young man ran away from home, and his mother gave him a golden sachet and warned him not to open it unless it was absolutely necessary!"
"Many years later, the boy experienced business failure, his wife and children left him, and his friends betrayed him. He reached the end of his life. The night before he committed suicide, he remembered his mother's treasure bag and opened it with trembling hands!"
"What did you write?" Lu Qiachuan became interested, and when he saw that Ye Jiping stopped talking, he quickly asked.
Ye Jiping said sarcastically: "It says that a day is a day whether you are happy or unhappy, so why not live every day happily!"
"What I want to say is that there is no third ear in this world. The so-called third ear is actually in your heart. You have to learn to listen!"
Hearing Ye Jiping's words, Lu Qiachuan was very angry and then sighed.
"Originally I just didn't like the start of school, but now I want to drop out!" After saying that, Lu Qiachuan covered his face and returned to his seat.
The class meeting went relatively smoothly. Apart from the little incident of Zhong Bai repairing his computer, nothing out of the ordinary happened. It was no different from an ordinary class meeting.
After the class meeting, everyone returned to the dormitory and started calling home to report their safety.
In dormitory 601, Yu Hao's sobbing voice came over:
"Mom, I miss you, woo, I haven't seen you for three days!"
Lu Qiachuan also took out his mobile phone to report to his family that he was safe, but everyone accidentally heard his Weibo account:
"I wish you a long journey and a small boat"
As soon as this Weibo account came out, Yu Hao immediately laughed out loud.
Afterwards, Yu Hao chattered there like a radio, spreading the news that Lu Qiachuan went to the toilet without bringing toilet paper and his Weibo account.
Xiao Haiyang and Lu Qiachuan were also kept awake all night by Yu Hao's prank.
As for Lin Hao, it didn't matter. As long as he didn't want to hear anything, he wouldn't hear anything. He slept so soundly that Xiao Haiyang and Lu Qiachuan were very envious.