Chapter 704 Detoxification
"Weddings or funerals? No!" After stuffing a bunch of seafood into his stomach, Ren Dalong burped.

Then he suddenly seemed to remember something, his face became serious and he got down to business: "Well, my father died half a year ago."

"Where is he buried?" Uncle Jiu asked again.

"Ancestral hall!" Ren Dalong said as a matter of course.

Uncle Jiu heard this and said with a look of understanding: "Then take me to see it!"

"Well, eat first, and then I'll take you to see it." Ren Dalong said.

After eating and drinking, a woman came in from outside, and Uncle Jiu looked at Michelle with tears in his eyes.

I don’t know if it was because I had just eaten mustard sauce or because I saw that my ex-lover had become a mother.

After a round of greetings, Lin Hao and Uncle Jiu both noticed the woman next to Michelle, who always kept her head down, and they immediately knew that this was a puppet controlled by the evil baby.

However, before the evil baby left Michelle's body, neither of them would take any other action, so they talked about other things silently and prepared to go to the Ren family ancestral hall to solve Ren Dalong's problem first.

Just before he was about to leave, a soldier came in carrying two bricks with several holes on them. Ren Dalong put his fingers in them to grind his nails. After a while, Ren Dalong stood up with a look of relief.

Afterwards, Ren Dalong led a team of soldiers and went to the ancestral hall with Uncle Jiu, Lin Hao and Qiu Sheng.

Halfway through the journey, it suddenly started to rain heavily despite being a sunny day. It even made it difficult to breathe and very uncomfortable.

"Master, what's wrong?" Qiu Sheng asked when he saw Uncle Jiu squatting on the ground observing the Feng Shui.

Uncle Jiu looked at it for a while and said, "This pattern is very special. No wonder there are so many wealthy families around it. Unfortunately, it also has many disadvantages and is prone to disasters."

"why?"

Qiu Sheng’s principle of asking when he doesn’t understand fully demonstrates what it means to have a hundred thousand whys.

A thunderstorm came and went quickly, lasting only a few minutes before stopping.

Soon all the water on the ground evaporated, and Uncle Jiu concluded:

"This is a water splashing by the gods. People in the surrounding area will be very wealthy. But the dead will suffer, and even their families will be implicated."

"That's great! You guessed it all." Ren Dalong said the same thing.

Ren Dalong still felt a little impressed in his heart. He was able to see through the feng shui situation at a glance. It took quite some skill for him to do so.

Uncle Jiu ignored him and continued:
"According to the pattern of the gods splashing water, people nearby cannot be buried when they die, and even the coffin cannot touch the earth's energy, otherwise there will be disaster in the family!"

Seeing that Uncle Jiu ignored him, Ren Dalong was a little unhappy and shouted:
"Have you said enough? We are not here to study Feng Shui. You decide how to treat me. If you can't cure me, be careful, my gun won't recognize anyone!"

"No way!" Qiu Sheng was frightened and quickly hid behind his uncle Jiu.

Lin Hao looked at Ren Dalong unhappily. He hated when someone spoke to him in that tone.

Ren Dalong glanced at Lin Hao and saw that Lin Hao had a blank expression on his face, so he spoke more restrainedly.

"We need to go to the ancestral hall first to know the result. Let's go!"

Uncle Jiu didn't seem to be worried at all.

Having known each other for so many years, he knew very well what kind of person the other party was. At most, he was just shouting at him verbally.

After the door of the ancestral hall was opened, a group of people walked in.

I saw coffins being hung up inside, and basins filled with water placed on the ground.

However, one of the ropes on the coffin at the innermost part of the ancestral hall broke, causing one end of the coffin to fall to the ground.

Uncle Jiu looked at Ren Dalong and asked, "Whose coffin is this that fell?"

Ren Dalong said nonchalantly: "This is my father's coffin!"

Uncle Jiu said speechlessly, "I see. But you were bitten by a zombie, didn't you know it yourself?"

Ren Dalong said: "Don't talk nonsense, tell me how to treat me now?"

Ren Dalong doesn't care about Feng Shui at all, he just wants to know how to heal himself.

Uncle Jiu came to the coffin, felt the area where the Yin Qi gathered, and then said with certainty:

"You must have been bitten by the zombie inside, and the poison has spread throughout your body. Fortunately, the poison of this zombie is not strong!"

However, Ren Dalong said impatiently:
"Don't just tell me what happened, you have to come up with a solution!"

Uncle Jiu shook his head and said:

"It's simple. Just pull out the zombie's teeth, grind them into powder and drink it. It will cure you with poison."

After hearing Uncle Jiu's words, Ren Dalong said to several soldiers:
"You guys go open the coffin for me."

"This~!" A group of soldiers looked at each other, not knowing what to do.

Not to mention that there is a zombie lying in the coffin, and this zombie is Ren Dalong’s father.

If anything happens, they will be finished. Being shot would be considered a light punishment, but the whole family may be shot.

Seeing that they didn't move, Ren Dalong immediately shouted, "What are you all still standing there for?"

Upon hearing this, a group of soldiers immediately stepped forward and tried to open the coffin, but the coffin did not move at all.

Uncle Jiu looked at Ren Dalong speechlessly, then shook his head and said:

"No need to open it. The Yang energy is too strong right now. The zombies are hiding in the square, so the coffin cannot be opened now. Just wait here until night, and they will come out automatically."

Ren Dalong said unhappily, "Why didn't you say so earlier!"

If it were anyone else, Uncle Jiu would have slapped him in the face, but he didn't bother with him because of Lian~, um, no, because he is Lin Hao's father-in-law.

Then Uncle Jiu said to Ren Dalong:

"Zombies will bite their own relatives first. As long as you are here, the zombies will come out at night. Then we can catch the zombies, pull out their teeth, grind them into powder and add water for you to drink. You will be fine."

Ren Dalong was overjoyed when he heard this:
"Okay, from now until tomorrow, if I come out first, then everything will be fine. If they come out first, then you will all be shot."

"Yes!"

"Hmm~?" Lin Hao snorted coldly, then looked at Ren Dalong coldly, so Ren Dalong quickly added: "Except my son-in-law!"

After hearing Ren Dalong's words, a group of soldiers ran out of the ancestral hall with guns and closed the door.

"Oh my god! Doesn't this mean that if Ren Dalong doesn't cure us, we'll all die?"

Qiu Sheng was startled for a moment, and then quickly cast a questioning look at Uncle Jiu.

Looking at Ren Dalong who looked very proud, Lin Hao asked in a low voice:

"Master, can you bear this?"

As a disciple of Maoshan, if Uncle Jiu wants to destroy Ren Dalong's family, he only needs to do a little bit.

But Uncle Jiu is a very upright person and would not do such an evil thing.

Uncle Jiu was stunned for a moment and asked, "What do you mean?"

Lin Hao didn't answer, but took out a handkerchief from his pocket and covered his nose.

Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Hao and asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Lin Hao asked in confusion: "What are you doing? Can I take a look at the handkerchief Tingting gave me?"

Uncle Jiu wouldn't think that he wanted to do anything to Ren Dalong, his future father-in-law, right?

Although this matter is very simple, Lin Hao guessed that Uncle Jiu would definitely be able to see it.

Lin Hao knew very well what kind of person Uncle Jiu was.

If Lin Hao really did this, then there would be nothing they could do as master and disciple.

Uncle Jiu glared at Lin Hao angrily and said, "You scared me!"

Lin Hao was speechless and said, "I didn't do anything!" Then Lin Hao smiled and whispered, "You'll know in a moment!"

Lin Hao just said this without any reason, and Uncle Jiu thought that Lin Hao was trying to cause trouble.

It seems that I was overthinking it. My disciple still knows his limits.

Lin Hao is bound to cause trouble. No matter whether Ren Dalong is his father-in-law or not, he can't escape Lin Hao's punishment. Although he won't be killed, he will definitely suffer at least.

"Gurgle!" At this moment, Ren Dalong's stomach growled.

Lin Hao and others looked at Ren Dalong. His stomach seemed to be very upset. It must be because he ate too much Japanese food.

"not good!"

Ren Dalong felt a sharp pain in his stomach and wanted to go to the toilet.

Lin Hao hurriedly shouted: "No, you must not pull it out, otherwise the Yang Qi will be leaked. If the zombie doesn't come out, what will happen to your illness?"

Ren Dalong blushed and yelled, "I don't care, I need to go to the bathroom!"

At this time, Ren Dalong didn't care about curing the disease, he just wanted to go to the toilet.

Lin Hao pretended to be serious and threatened:

"If the disease cannot be cured, you will turn into a zombie. Then the army you have worked so hard to train will become someone else's. Your wife and children will also become someone else's. Are you willing to accept this?"

Upon hearing Lin Hao's words, Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng's eyes widened.

In fact, Jiu Shu and Qiu Sheng had long been displeased with Ren Dalong for always belittling them, but Qiu Sheng dared not say anything.

Sometimes when Ren Dalong brought up Michelle, Uncle Jiu could only get angry secretly, but he couldn't show it, lest others would say he had no manners.

I failed in the fight for a woman before, and I’m still angry now.

Lin Hao looked at Uncle Jiu with a smirk on his face and said, "Master has nothing to do with me. I didn't do anything!"

However, he immediately understood how Uncle Jiu could believe it.

No wonder Lin Hao told him not to eat that sushi before, and instead kept persuading Ren Dalong to eat Japanese food. It turns out that eating too much of this thing will cause stomach upset!
Fortunately, he and Qiu Sheng really wanted to eat it just now, but were stopped by Lin Hao.

Ren Dalong naturally did not hear the conversation between the master and the apprentice, but asked hurriedly:

"Then what should we do now?"

Although Ren Dalong has some mental problems and is a bit of a philanderer, he actually loves his wife very much.

When he heard that his wife would become someone else, he immediately panicked.

Ren Dalong was seen covering his butt and spinning around in place, not daring to open the door.

Lin Hao pointed to the corner and said:
"Isn't there a jar over there? You can use it if you take it farther away, but you have to go to a corner, otherwise the smell will be too strong and the zombies won't dare to come out."

Ren Dalong was overjoyed when he heard this and immediately praised:

"You're a good kid. When I recover from my illness, you should marry Qingqing right away~!"

"Oh, I can't help it!" Before he finished speaking, Ren Dalong took out the burial jar, used it as a chamber pot, and then began to solve the problem.

"It feels so good!" The feeling of smooth flow made Ren Dalong moan in pleasure.

Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Hao with a strange expression and asked:

"You bad boy, he is your father-in-law after all, how could you do this?"

"It's just a small punishment, a big warning!" Then Lin Hao reminded with a smile:
"Master, you can't eat anything the Japanese have. They are all seafood. They were fished out of the sea and sent here. Who knows what happened along the way!"

"Besides, we are not used to eating raw food. It would be strange if our stomachs are not used to it and we don't have stomach upset!"

However, after hearing Lin Hao's words, Qiu Sheng's face changed drastically and he said, "If you hadn't told me earlier, I would have eaten it too!"

Qiu Sheng ate a lot at the beginning, but later stopped eating sashimi after Lin Hao reminded him. Now he wanted to vomit out everything he had just eaten.

Lin Hao said helplessly:
"Who told you to eat too fast? I couldn't stop you. There's still room over there. I don't think Third Uncle would mind having you as a companion!"

"Eh?" Ren Dalong looked at Lin Hao in confusion. He thought he didn't hear clearly, so he nodded and said:

"Of course I don't mind!"

Qiu Sheng looked at Lin Hao with resentment and said, "But I do mind!"

Lin Hao was too lazy to pay attention to Qiu Sheng, and then he looked at the roof and tried to hold back his laughter.

Qiu Sheng had no choice but to join in as the conditions here were like this, and became Ren Dalong's friend.

The sky gradually darkened, and Uncle Jiu asked:

"what do you want to do?"

Lin Hao smiled and said, "Let him have a stomachache for a while, and then let the zombies chase him. Do you want to do it?"

Uncle Jiu glared at Lin Hao and said, "Nonsense, am I that kind of person?"

Uncle Jiu glanced at Ren Dalong, who was already exhausted, and whispered:

"Be careful, just give a small punishment and a big warning, don't make anything serious happen!"

Lin Hao nodded and said, "I understand, absolutely no problem."

Ren Dalong stood up tiredly and asked:

"By the way, tell me, why do zombies bite their relatives first?"

Lin Hao explained seriously:

"Because they turn into zombies and bite their relatives first, it can make them stronger. And since they are related by blood, they can find you even if you are far away. But you don't have to be afraid. With me and Master here, everything will be a small problem."

"Oh no, the zombies are coming out!" At this moment, Qiu Sheng shouted.

Sure enough, as soon as the sky darkened, a zombie jumped out of the coffin and jumped towards Ren Dalong.

In the original drama, because Uncle Nine didn't bring any weapons and because he was eating sushi, he was unable to do anything about the zombies.

But now it’s different, because with Lin Hao’s participation, the next things will be simple.

Uncle Jiu didn't even have to take any action. Lin Hao just used a talisman to freeze the zombie in place.

So Ren Dalong's father, Ren Yaowen, the third son of the Ren family, was easily controlled.

Then Uncle Jiu ordered Qiu Sheng to saw off the zombie's two canine teeth, grind them into powder and hand them to Ren Dalong.

Seeing that Ren Dalong was a little hesitant, Uncle Jiu said seriously:

"After drinking this bowl of zombie tooth powder, you will return to normal, but this medicine has some reaction!"

"What's the reaction?" Ren Dalong asked vigilantly.
Lin Hao smiled and said:

"Just keep moving to promote blood circulation and enhance the detoxification effect!"

After hearing what Lin Hao said, Ren Dalong finally felt relieved, and then he drank all the zombie tooth powder in one gulp.

Sure enough, after Ren Dalong drank the zombie tooth powder, his face slowly turned from dark blue to rosy.

But then Ren Dalong started twitching and jumping around and started to dance the zombie dance.

I had diarrhea after eating sushi and was about to pass out. Catching zombies also consumed a lot of my energy, and now I have been dancing the zombie dance for a long time.

At this time, Ren Dalong was already exhausted and tired, so he stopped.

Afterwards, Ren Dalong didn't have the energy to argue with Uncle Jiu, so Lin Hao asked the soldiers to carry him home.

The next thing is to deal with the evil baby, no, the problem of the red and white evil spirits should be solved first.

(End of this chapter)