Chapter 74: The Fatty Brother Recovers His Sight (Subscription Request)
Wu Xie said with a solemn tone in his voice: "Brothers, now I have two news to tell you."
"One good and one bad, right?" After being together for so many years, they have become accustomed to each other's existence and have understood each other's personality.
Fatty immediately understood what Wu Xie meant: "I want to hear the good news first."
"The good news is that Little Wu Ge and I have found the main hall gate." Wu Xie's voice was calm.
Finally, it lived up to expectations. The young man smiled slightly and the fat man also burst into laughter.
Then the next second, except for Wu Suowei, their smiles froze on their faces.
Wu Xie paused and then said, "The bad news is that I can't see either."
"Fuck, what's the point of playing that? Only Xiao Wuzi can see it." The fat man was completely confused.
Then he shouted in the direction of Wu Suowei: "Little Wu, now is the time for you to show your abilities."
"Haha, you fat bastard."
Wu Suowei was not too worried about everyone's blindness. He knew that this symptom was only temporary blindness and would recover automatically after a while.
Prick~
A human-hand clam crawled out from its eye-like nest, stood on a high place like an emperor, and chirped.
Countless creatures kept crawling out of the nests that looked like eyes.
Prick, prick, prick~
The tomb, which was already in a mess, became even more noisy due to the disturbance caused by them coming out in droves. The scene seemed like it was about to turn the world upside down.
After Wu Xie also went blind, the others decided to rest for a while at the entrance of the main hall. It was time to rest after walking in the water for too long.
Wu Xie, Fatty and Brother looked discouraged.
"Fatty, say something. I haven't heard you speak for such a long time, I'm a little uncomfortable." Wu Xie looked at Fatty. Usually, he and Wu Suowei were the two who had the most fun.
But the atmosphere was quiet and heavy. Three of the four people were blind, leaving only Wu Suowei.
The fat man, who had been the talkative one, no longer had the energy to speak. He sighed and took out the kettle.
"Seeing you like this, I suddenly remembered. You are all blind, so we can get a disability certificate after we get out. I don't know if Hei Xia Zi has any connections, but we can also learn blind massage from him. By the way, Hei Xia Zi should be short of money." After Wu Suowei finished speaking, he found himself funny.
"He is not that short of money. I don't know how much he has saved from Xiaohua over the years. Besides, he is so smart." Wu Xie said.
A blind man is just a blind man, because he can see better than anyone else in the dark.
He has not been idle these years, wandering among various tombs.
I don’t know how many tombs he has been in, but he is still alive and well.
The key point is that he is blind, but why is it so painful when it happens to me?
"I'm thirsty." The guy sitting next to him suddenly said, and the fat man immediately handed the kettle to the guy.
But the guy took a sip and spit it out.
I really didn't expect that the kettle was actually full of wine, and the guy vomited it out without warning.
"What's wrong, little brother?" Wu Xie took the kettle from the little brother and put it to his nose to smell it.
"Fatty, haven't you and Little Brother Wu finished drinking? Why are you still hiding the wine? That's so undisciplined." Wu Xie said.
The atmosphere was originally very heavy, but when Fatty took out the wine, Wu Xie felt a little warm again.
Wu Suowei was laughing on the side, saying that the fat guy was hiding the wine.
The fat man snatched the kettle and said nothing, which was rare. He just drank the wine in silence.
"It's good wine. I hid it because I wanted to celebrate with us." The fat man actually felt a little helpless when he said this.
"When the time comes, we'll pour another cup of wine on the ground for Master Pan, so that he can be happy for us, too.
Master Pan, don't worry, we will save some for you." The fat man took another sip. "Tian Zhen, you say, if we go on like this. Master Pan won't laugh at us, will he? Hahahaha." The fat man's tone suddenly became very heroic.
"Master San, go forward boldly!"
"Uncle Pan, you said that being born on the same day of the same month of the same year is God's arrangement. Diing on the same day of the same month of the same year, that's what brothers are." The fat man said in a low voice, recalling the past.
"Died on the same day of the same month of the same year." Wu Xie muttered to himself.
Then, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, and in his laughter there was melancholy, helplessness, and a hint of irony.
The atmosphere was a bit sad, and Wu Xie moved towards Fatty.
"What are you doing? Where are you touching?"
"Give me a sip of the wine." Wu Xie opened his mouth to drink, but couldn't find the spout.
Then, he took a sip of wine with trembling hands, as if he had made some important decision.
"I'm sorry for getting you into trouble."
Before Wu Xie could finish, Fatty said loudly: "What are you talking about? We are together now, which is good. I am very happy. However, this has implicated little Wu Zi."
"Fatty, I have something to tell you..."
"Hey, hey, guys, it's done now. Good fellows, if someone didn't know, I would think something had happened to you guys." Wu Suowei interrupted Wu Xie.
"Alright, alright. You three, enough of that sentimentality. Damn it, if you really want to die, don't take me with you. I'm still so young and I'm not even married yet!"
Wu Suowei looked at the two fools, chatting about the past, with an infinite sadness on his face. Damn it, Wu Xie was ready to tell Fatty the truth, he really couldn't stand it anymore.
"Didn't I tell you it's temporary? The eyes aren't seriously ill yet, but the brain is." Wu Suowei had already told them about this, temporary blindness, temporary. He now doubted whether they had brought their ears with them.
"No, why didn't you tell us earlier? You made us cry so much. How can we celebrate after we've finished the wine? Damn it."
The fat man was quick-witted and put the lid on the celebratory wine and put it away.
"Blame me? You just collapsed mentally and lack psychological support. You need to build it up again." Wu Suowei said helplessly.
"No, Tian Nai, let's prepare ourselves mentally and strive to build the Great Wall of Steel!" said the fat man, his eyes suddenly becoming blurred.
The image of the Thunder God with a pointed chin and monkey cheeks in front of my eyes became clearer and clearer, and the Thunder God was shining with golden light.
He smelled a rotten smell from a distance. How could he move such a big thing?
After a long while, he still couldn't come up with anything. The next moment, with a look of sorrow on his face, he pointed a finger directly at the statue of Thunder God and said in a voice as sad as if he had lost his parents: "Great Thunder God!"
"Did you see it, Fatty?" Wu Xie asked excitedly.
"Tian Zhen, little brother, Xiao Wuzi. Haha, not only did I see it, but I also saw it very clearly. It seems to be eye drops!" The fat man exclaimed in surprise: "Tian Zhen, how are you?"
Wu Xie blinked and said, "I'm not well yet."
"You became blind too late, so don't worry." Fatty patted Wu Xie's shoulder.
Then he frowned and looked at the Thunder God: "It's just that it makes me feel a little sad. How can we move this Thunder God out?"
"Fatty, I just observed that the mechanism for opening the door is near the statue of Lei Gong. Just bite it with your teeth and break it into pieces, and the door will open naturally!" Wu Suowei's voice was full of joking.
"Use teeth? Oh, okay. I'm going now, my great Thunder God." The fat man smiled and said as he walked: "At the critical moment, it depends on your recovery ability."
Wu Suowei sat on the steps, looking at the fat man who was turning back, with astonishment in his eyes: "Fatty, why don't you bite it? Isn't it easy to bite?"
Bite? The fat man smiled and said, "I have my own way of playing. Outsiders, please stay away and find a way to survive!"
After saying that, he went to the bag behind everyone to find explosives, and used his usual style to prepare to blow the door open.
Just then, the young man shook his head!
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It was that little cutie who gave a reward of Qidian coins, and then deleted it. Lei Feng, this is what it means to do good deeds without leaving a name_(:з」∠)_. Anyway, thank you!!!
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