Chapter 55: Eating and Repairing
On this side, Wu Suowei heard the voices of Liu Sang and others and laughed.
It’s not that Wu Suowei doesn’t want to make friends with Liu Sang, he just doesn’t want to make any effort.
However, from Liu Sang's perspective, it might have helped him a lot, and it was a big advantage.
You know, there are not many people who can get close to the guy.
Wu Suowei had thought about forming his own team, bringing in Liu Sang, and later Li Jiale, Jia Kezi and others to deal with various forces.
However, after thinking about it, he felt that it was unnecessary. With Brother, himself, and Wu Xie's dark uncle, there should be no problem.
The biggest key is Wu Xie's shrewd second uncle. This is a test for Wu Xie to see if he can do it, as he is getting old.
With the old fox Wu Erbai around, it would be hard for Wu Xie to die.
"Hey! Little Wu, what are you thinking about? You look absent-minded?" The fat man looked at Wu Suowei and said, "Hey, our little Wu has grown up, and it's time. But, there's nothing here, if you want. Fatty, I'll go out and invite you, hey."
"If you really want to, check if there are any paper figures." The fat man laughed slyly.
"Get lost, you fat bastard. I'll find you one."
"Alright, alright. All you do is play around all day. This recorder is broken, come and see how to fix it?" Wu Xie said while looking at the two of them.
"What do you need this broken tape recorder for?" the fat man asked in confusion.
"There must be something in this tape, and this recorder is broken. I thought it must have been used by Uncle San and his friends back then.
Uncle San and his team carried tape recorders and listened for thunder everywhere. The people on the archaeological team must have heard the thunder somewhere else first.
And the thunder guided them to the underground palace of the King of the South China Sea.
I think they are also listening to thunder here." Wu Xie explained slowly.
"What does this tape recorder have to do with it?" asked the fat man.
Wu Xie rolled his eyes. “Third Uncle and the others can’t be wandering around here with a recorder. There must be a secret of thunder in this recorder. Only by listening to the thunder here can we know what happened back then.”
"Hehe, Wu Xie, you are an excellent student, so just practice it. I'm okay at fighting and killing, but it's really difficult for me to practice this thing." Wu Suowei said indifferently.
They both rolled their eyes, being a chef isn't any harder than this.
The two of them sat next to Wu Xie, watching him repair the broken tape recorder like curious babies.
Watching Wu Xie repairing the tape recorder seriously, Wu Suo couldn't help but think that it might be because Wu Xie had experienced too many things. Over the years, he had been constantly looking for his third uncle, which allowed him to accumulate rich experience and learn a lot of knowledge, and he was no longer that innocent person.
"Tian Zhen, you go ahead and fix it. I'm hungry, let me cook some noodles to fill my stomach."
The fat man walked to a place not far away, set up a small table, and began to take out the noodle cooking tools from his backpack and cooked his noodles. After a while, the fragrance spread. By the way, he put his Lei Gong statue aside and ate with him.
"Oh my, this smells so good. Come on, little Thunder God, it's time to eat. Fatty's super hot pot noodles. Mm~ It smells so good.
Tian Zhen, Xiao Wuzi, you two really don't want to have a bite?"
Sparks were flying on Wu Xie's side, and an enticing fragrance was emanating from Fatty's side.
Wu Suowei took a look and was really impressed.
Not only is there a pit of bones underneath this burial pit, there is also a dried corpse lying next to it. The fat man is eating hot pot noodles here.
What a talented person, he has a really big heart.
This is what it means to eat at a grave!
Coo…coo…coo…
Wu Suowei's face was full of black lines. It had been several hours since he came down. Seeing the fat man eating happily, Wu Suowei was also a little hungry.
"Fatty, leave some for me. Don't eat it all." Wu Suowei ran over immediately.
"Hey, Xiao Wuzi, don't you want to eat my food?" The fat man said with a smile.
"Damn~ I forgot that I still have stock in my backpack." Wu Suowei also remembered that he brought a lot of things when he first came down.
As he said that, Wu Suowei opened his backpack. Although it was not big, it contained all kinds of food.
Hot pot noodles, small hot pot. Compressed biscuits and the like. All kinds of ingredients, almost everything sold in supermarkets. Although the quantity is small, but complete.
"Fuck, are you here to visit a grave? You're even more exaggerated than me." The fat man said while looking at Wu Suowei's backpack.
"Hehe, today is the first day of visiting a tomb. Let's celebrate in this underground palace. This is my first time visiting a tomb." Wu Suowei said.
"Haha, Xiao Wuzi, you're really amazing. It just so happens that I, the fat man, am not just a idler. What do you think?" The fat man said as he took out a few bottles of beer.
"You're amazing, Fatty. Then I'll do it." Wu Suowei said.
"Wait, hey, Xiao Wuzi, do you think you are a top chef?" the fat man said with a grin.
"Yes." Wu Suowei didn't understand what the fat man meant for a moment.
"Hey, Xiao Wuzi, what does that human hand clam taste like?" The fat man asked for no apparent reason.
"Oh? Fatty, you want to eat? Sure, I'll satisfy you." Wu Suowei also said with a smile: "I can't tell, Fatty, you have a strong taste. In this respect, you are better than me."
"Fuck, Xiao Wuzi, you don't want to eat? Aren't you a top chef?" The fat man said to Wu Suowei.
"You fat bastard, I'm a top chef in the living world, not in the underworld. But if you want to eat, I can satisfy you." Wu Suowei looked at the fat man and said. "Forget it, I'm also from the living world." The fat man shook his head and said.
After a while, Wu Suowei prepared the hot pot and hot pot noodles.
They made a lot, and they ate quickly while drinking.
"Hey, it's been so long. I don't know if the young man has anything to eat. He should show up by now. This is a bit strange. It's been so long, nothing will happen, right?" The fat man asked while eating.
"What can happen to you, little brother? In the past, I could take care of both of you alone and it was fine. Now Liu Sang can send him away alone. It's unbelievable." Wu Suowei also said while eating.
"Hey, Wu Xie, come on over. This is our first time going into a tomb, it's worth commemorating." Wu Suowei looked at Wu Xie and said.
"Come on, come on, your little employee has to be nice to you and feed you personally." Wu Suowei said, and then he brought a lunch box to Wu Xie and picked up a piece of chicken with chopsticks. "Come on, Tian Zhen, have a bite. Oh, you can't tell this to the little brother, hehe." Wu Suowei said with a sly grin.
"Cough, cough." Wu Xie had just finished eating when he heard Wu Suowei's rude tone and immediately spat it out.
Wu Suowei dodged successfully.
"Little Brother Wu, just learn from the fat guy. It's no good. Give it to me, I'll eat it myself." After saying that, he ignored Wu Suowei and started eating quickly. After all, he still had to repair the tape recorder after eating.
Hey~
Wu Suowei glanced at the fat guy, and the fat guy was giving him a thumbs up.
Wu Xie looked at it and rolled his eyes.
Soon.
"Hey, brothers, let's just wait here?" said the fat man.
"Let's just stand here and wait. It's easy to get lost if we go out to look for it now." Wu Xie had finished eating and started repairing the tape recorder again.
"If we wait here, will we be trapped to death here with this senior? Oh, we need to eat more." After saying that, the fat man started eating quickly again.
"This 044 sign can prove that this senior came down with Yang Daguang and the others." Wu Xie said while holding the 044 sign: "Since Yang Daguang died outside the underground palace, it means that this underground palace must have other exits."
"You fat guy, stop eating. You'll die of stuffing. I'm not much worse than you, so I can still ensure your safety." Wu Suowei said as he looked at the fat man's eating habits.
"Then I have to eat more. Only when I'm full will I have the strength to hold my little baby Lei Gong. Don't you think so, my little baby?" The fat man said to the statue of Lei Gong.
Damn, Wu Suowei had just eaten and almost vomited again.
Half an hour later, the tape recorder was finally repaired.
"Xiao Angkor, two batteries."
"Next." Wu Suowei took out two batteries from his backpack and threw them to Wu Xie.
"Amazing! You're worthy of being a top student at Zhejiang University. Your reputation is well-deserved. You're really capable. You can even repair things from thirty years ago." Wu Suowei said.
"Naive, that's not bad, this can all be fixed. I regret not going to college, it would have been worse if I had been trapped in love." Fatty Wang fell into memories again.
"Fatty, do you want to cook with me in the future? I'll give you 5,000 yuan a month." Wu Suowei looked at the fat man and said in a mean way.
"Get lost!" The fat man finally remembered Piaopiao and was still floating around when he was interrupted by Wu Suowei's nasty voice.
"Fatty, Little Brother Wu, stop making noise and listen carefully later!" Wu Xie looked at the two of them, fiddling with the recorder with both hands.
"Hiccup~"
Before the recorder started playing, the fat man, who was holding his Thunder God, burped.
"I'll get you some water."
"Drink~I can't drink anymore."
"Could you please control it a little bit?"
"Okay, okay, okay."
Looking at the fat man's appearance, Wu Suowei smiled. This guy started to act funny again.
"Thank you." Wu Xie said to the fat man very seriously.
Reach out for the turn button.
"Wu Xie, wait a moment." Wu Suowei looked at Wu Xie and said.
Well, I took a look at the comments, and I feel sorry for my fellow readers if I don't write. The author knows that I don't write much every day, so I won't force it. I've said before that I'm also a newcomer, and I can only write after get off work every day. I'll post one chapter every day. If readers like to read it, just take a look at it. If you don't want to read it, I can't force you. However, I do read the comments occasionally. So, I'll just write my thanks here.
I guess I won’t say anything more here.
Thanks: Book friend 20170518091751443 cast 4 monthly tickets. Thanks: Lan Yuzier cast monthly tickets.
Thanks: Taoist Dong Shi for the reward of 110 Qidian coins, Thanks: King Xiaoludan for requesting to join the battle for 108 Qidian coins, Thanks: Old Bookworm Rabbit for the reward of 100 Qidian coins, Thanks: Little Chen Ze for the reward of 100 Qidian coins.
Oh. And I won’t list all the recommendations from readers.
PS: I believe that in the adult world, inequality is absolute, and fairness is always relative. Not every time you climb mountains and cross ridges, you will encounter poetry and distant places. But the difficult days now are the past that we can never go back to! Come on, readers.
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