Chapter 178 Bai Haotian: I don’t want to be a younger sister
When Wu Suowei arrived at the Fushun barbecue stall, Wu Xie and Bai Haotian were already drunk.
After greeting the boss, Wu Suowei sat next to the two men's heads and looked at them with a roll of his eyes.
We had agreed to order food once everyone was present, but I didn't expect them to get drunk first.
Wu Xie lay on the table, his eyes dull, mumbling: "Brother, Fatty, little Wu, do you know? This is the closest I've ever been to my Third Uncle."
"My uncle was really coerced, I felt like I was about to...
Seeing another person coming, the boss wiped the sweat from his face and felt quite helpless. The proprietress who was about to close the stall was really impatient to wait.
"I just thought they were about to finish drinking, why is there another one?"
"Oh my god, are you going to let me close the stall?" Although the boss was helpless, he still served Wu Suowei a few barbecue dishes.
Wu Suowei was eating a barbecued skewer while listening to the two fools’ words. Then Wu Xie started talking to himself again: “There are many things you want to tell me.”
Bai Haotian muttered: "I understand you very well, so I respect you very much."
It is said that the truth comes out when drunk. The two of them mumbled for a while and then simply closed their eyes. It seemed that they were tired of talking.
After a while, Fatty Wang's voice was heard.
"Drunk?" After hearing the boss's reply, the fat man paid for the meal and even gave a tip.
The boss, who had made money, was not so disgusted anymore and kept thanking me.
The fat man walked up to the three people and said, "Hey, what's going on?"
"Drunk." Wu Suowei smiled helplessly.
"Hey hey." As soon as Fatty Wang slammed the table, the two people woke up.
Wu Xie was extremely excited and hugged Fatty with a smile on his face: "Fatty, you missed me so much."
Then Wu Xie pulled Bai Haotian and said kindly, "Little brother."
Wu Suowei and Fatty were confused by this scene, and Fatty quickly explained: "This is not the little brother."
But Wu Xie ignored him and pointed at the fat man's heart and said: "Let me introduce him to you."
Before Wu Xie could introduce him, Bai Haotian immediately pointed at Fatty Wang and said, "Wang Yueban, right?"
Wu Xie laughed, put his hand on Fatty's face, and smiled: "You are so famous?"
Fatty Wang was also stunned. Who is this person? He didn't recognize him at all.
But he was still very happy when people recognized him when he walked on the street, just like a star.
"Who is this little brother?"
"Bai Haotian!" Wu Suowei shook his head.
As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Haotian stood up and put his hands in his pockets: "Who is the little brother? Who do you say is the little brother?"
"Ouch." Fatty Wang took a closer look and suddenly realized that he had made a mistake.
"It's not obvious, but..." Before Wu Suowei could finish his words, Bai Haotian pointed his finger and tilted Wu Suowei's head.
"Who's not obvious? Who's not obvious? I'm Little Mouse, not Xiaobai!" Bai Haotian shouted to Fatty and Wu Xie.
"You're great! You bullied my buddy, and now you make my brother drunk. You're great!" Fatty Wang was smiling.
"She's good. She's very good." Wu Xie, who was drunk, kept praising her.
"Who won?" As soon as Fatty Wang finished speaking, Bai Haotian immediately pointed at himself and said happily like a carefree child: "I, I..."
The fat man looked at the two men who were drinking so much, and he winked at Wu Suowei. It was getting late and it was time to go back.
Just after giving him some advice, Wu Xie patted Fatty Wang and said, "Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai, I'm telling you, this is my brother Fatty Wang. Fatty is my brother!"
"He accompanied me through fire and water, and did everything with me. I am on this journey, and I am walking."
At this point, Wu Xie suddenly felt inexplicably sad: "I have walked this long way, and many of my brothers were unable to walk with me to the end!"
Then he looked at the fat man: "You did it."
"Okay, okay, okay. If you keep talking I'll start crying." The fat man laughed and said, "Let's go, let's go, let's go."
Wu Suowei and Bai Haotian laughed. At this time, Wu Xie had not let go of Fatty Wang and vowed: "Really, Fatty did it. He did it."
"No matter what I do or what choice I make, he supports me!"
"I support you too!" Bai Haotian raised his arms and shouted, but felt no sound beside him: "Wu Suowei, don't you support me?"
Wu Suowei, who was sitting next to him drinking, almost spit out his mouth. Is this moral kidnapping?
But he still raised his hand and smiled: "Hi, Evil Emperor!"
Wu Xie, who was drunk, seemed to have a lot to say, and he kept holding Fatty's hand and refused to let go. He couldn't pull Fatty back, and not only that, he also dragged Fatty Wang and Wu Suowei into the water.
Then they drank again, and the four of them stood on the barbecue stall and sang "Dang".
Living with the world of mortals is a carefree and unrestrained life, riding a horse galloping to share the prosperity of the world.
Sing out the joy in your heart while drinking, and seize the time of youth with passion.
Wu Suowei watched the three people drinking happily and was unconsciously infected by this atmosphere.
Thinking about how difficult this journey has been, it’s rare that I have nothing to do during this period of time.
Taking a good time to relax is also a way to prepare for what's next.
Finally, Wu Suowei picked up the bottle again and started drinking without any guard.
The next day, the sun rose on time.
Bai Haotian felt a sudden pain in his temple while he was sleeping, and he couldn't help but rub it with his hand.
However, just when her hand was halfway through rubbing, a unique scent of an adult male entered her nostrils, causing her hand to freeze there.
Open your eyes carefully.
Everything he saw made Bai Haotian's sleepiness disappear instantly.
Wu Xie and Wu Suowei were lying quietly in front of her.
The sunlight filtered in through the window and sprinkled on the faces of Wu Xie and Wu Suowei, and the fine hairs on their faces were clearly visible.
Xiaobai couldn't help but prop himself up and compare them out of curiosity.
Whose nose is straighter?
"Well, she's still Xiao San..."
He hadn't finished his words yet.
With a moan in his dream, a big hand suddenly hugged Bai Haotian from behind.
Bai Haotian was so scared that he screamed immediately: "Who are you?"
The sound was so loud that it seemed to blow the roof off.
Everyone woke up.
"Who is it? Who is it?"
Bai Haotian grabbed the hair of the person who suddenly hugged her and pulled it hard, trying to tear the person's scalp off.
"Okay, okay, Xiaobai, this is Fatty, let go." Wu Suowei reacted first and quickly grabbed Bai Haotian's hand.
The fat man took this opportunity to escape from the bed, looking at Bai Haotian who was also in shock with lingering fear.
"Who are you?" Xiaobai asked knowingly.
The fat man rubbed his scalp with a look of pain on his face, as if it was about to separate from his head: "Fourth sister, what are you doing?"
"Who is your sister?" Bai Haotian shouted loudly.
"How did you get to our bed? Don't you remember?" The fat man looked at the bed and found that it was his bed.
Bai Haotian glanced around and his mind went blank.
"Last night," the fat man reminded.
Bai Haotian shouted shamelessly: "No, it's nothing. What did you say? Don't talk nonsense."
Interrupted the fat man directly.
The fat man finally couldn't help but laughed: "I didn't let you come last night, but you insisted on coming. You said you wouldn't be at ease until you got things done."
"What should I do?" Bai Haotian was stubborn and shouted loudly, trying to cover up his guilty conscience.
The fat man became happier as he spoke, and he loudly exposed Bai Haotian: "I can see that you are not here to do business, you are here to do business."
The fat man became happier and happier as he spoke, and his mouth seemed to be bursting with laughter.
Seeing that Fatty was going too far, Wu Xie quickly stopped him with his eyes.
Unfortunately, our Fatty has become addicted and can’t stop.
"I clearly came back and put the bed on the sofa for you, why did you come to the bed by yourself?"
"You don't admit it, do you? You don't admit it. I'm drunk. I'm on guard against you. You don't admit it, do you?"
The fat man seemed to have expected Bai Haotian to do this, and took out a prepared mobile phone from his pocket.
"I've recorded it all here. Come, watch it for yourself as evidence."
Bai Haotian was hiding from the fat man, and Wu Xie took the phone curiously.
Fatty Wang, Bai Haotian, and Wu Xie each held three skewers of meat, while Wu Suowei pretended to stroke his long beard and stood in front with a spatula in his hand.
Oh my god, three people swore brotherhood in the barbecue restaurant, and Bai Haotian led the two of them to pay their respects.
"Master Guan, today the three of us, Wu Baipang, are here to become siblings of the opposite sex."
"Okay?" Fatty Wang said dizzily.
"From now on, we'll have a bunch of food to play with." Bai Haotian was dizzy.
“Jerk!”
“Jerk!”
"Looking for Third Uncle, looking for Third Uncle." Bai Haotian sat in his seat and kept shouting.
Looking back at the huge fool I made yesterday.
Bai Haotian, who was sitting on the sofa, suddenly started crying.
"How could this be? I don't want to be a younger sister, and I don't want to be one."
She wiped her tears while telling him about her grievances, which made Fatty Wang laugh.
"Look, you moved yourself so much that you even cried."
"Fourth sister, it's too late. There's no point in regretting. We've sworn, burned incense, and worshipped Lord Guan. We are brother and sister now."
"No." Bai Haotian wiped his tears and said, "I cooked mutton skewers and I worshipped little Wu Zier."
Bai Haotian shouted unconsciously along with Fatty and the others.
"The man you admire is now your third brother. You must never treat him rudely." As Fatty Wang opened his mouth, Wu Xie's snickering voice came from the bedroom.
Wu Suowei in the kitchen kept shaking his head. He wanted to have a good rest last night, but Bai Haotian insisted on playing with him.
She was wielding the broom in her hands with great vigor, and she even said that she was going to go up the mountain to hunt tigers tomorrow. Wu Suowei would never do such a thing. Isn't this poaching?
"Hey, someone who is more handsome than them." Fatty Wang pointed at himself and said from the bottom of his heart: "This is your second brother. Ah, you can do whatever you want to me."
Bai Haotian looked at Fatty Wang's old face, which was as thick as a city wall, and spat. Fatty Wang didn't care. He thought for a while and said, "Your elder brother is not here."
"Your elder brother is quite a character." The fat man gave a thumbs up.
Bai Haotian looked disgusted: "Brother? Is there anyone older than you?"
At this time, Wu Xie came out in slippers, holding his stomach and smiling: "Yes."
The fat man retorted: "I call this maturity, your elder brother is just being deliberate."
"Your elder brother is definitely more mature and definitely better than the fat guy."
"I'm going to the bathroom first, and I'll tell you the details when I come back."
As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Haotian pulled him to sit on the sofa. Bai Haotian held his arms with both hands and said, "You can't leave."
Wu Xie's mouth twitched, and he kept winking at Fatty to go to the toilet. Fatty understood and said quickly: "Although Big Brother is not here, we are together now, and we have to get down to business."
"Do business? What business?" Bai Haotian sobbed.
"Yes, what business?" the fat man asked.
Wu Xie thought about it for a while, and felt like he was about to explode. The corners of his mouth twitched as he said, "Business, business is business. I'm going to the toilet first."
Looking at Wu Xie who was walking crookedly, he threw Fatty's phone onto the sofa.
(End of this chapter)