Chapter 113 The Fat Man’s Goddess
After saying that, Fatty Wang stuffed his phone into Wu Xie's hand and then took Wu Xie's phone away.
Wu Xie looked at the character in the game, who was beaten to a low health by others. He opened his backpack and saw nothing but bullets.
"Alas, you are almost dead, what use are you to me?"
"Alas, you are dying soon. Money is of no use to you anyway, so transfer all the money in WeChat to us." Fatty Wang fiddled with Wu Xie's phone.
Seeing Fatty trying to transfer his money, Wu Xie got anxious. He had never encountered such a situation since he was a child, and it was the first time he felt the pain of being short of money.
"No, no, give it to me, leave me some living expenses. No, no, I have to have a follow-up check-up this afternoon!"
Seeing the two of them snatching things from each other, Wu Suowei shook his head.
"Take your time and have fun. However, I still have some savings. I'll treat you to a barbecue tonight."
"Yes, Xiao Wuzi, you still have money." The fat man suddenly realized.
He stared at Wu Suowei with an unfriendly look, just like Big Bad Wolf staring at Pleasant Goat.
"Uh, take your time."
After saying that, Wu Suowei ran away.
"Stop, I'm not asking you for money." The fat man shouted from behind.
The two of them chased each other and fought for a while.
"Okay, okay, it's almost time, let's take Wu Xie to the hospital." Wu Suowei looked at the time.
"Wait, I'll drive." The fat man immediately went to drive his big Jinbei.
"Hurry up, hurry up. We still need to do a gynecological examination on Tianzhen. Alas, how could Tianzhen, who is so young, get an unrelated disease?"
"How should I know?" Wu Suowei said as he got on the car.
"You've played too much with the leather figurines. Let's go!" The fat man drove towards the hospital.
Wuzhou Hospital is doing booming business.
There were hundreds of people registering, and for some unknown reason they were all crowded together. Wu Xie was stunned looking at the long line.
Fortunately, the fat man was prepared. A scalper came over and handed the number directly to the fat man.
After that, the three of them started playing the game while sitting on chairs and waiting for their number to be called.
"Please go to window number three, Ms. Piaopiao. Please go to window number three, Ms. Piaopiao."
While the three were waiting, the nurse called out a name that Fatty Wang was very familiar with.
When Fatty Wang heard the name, he stopped playing the game and started looking around.
"Hmm? Fatty, are you in a hurry to pee? There's a toilet over there."
Wu Suowei saw Fatty Wang looking around and teased him directly.
"Get lost, Xiao Wuzi, stop interrupting me! I thought it was Piaopiao!"
Fatty Wang continued to look around, trying to find Piaopiao.
"Which Piaopiao?" Wu Xie was sitting aside, bored. When he heard Fatty Wang's words, he also started gossiping.
"What Piaopiao? That goddess, the goddess Piaopiao I told you about."
When Fatty Wang saw that he couldn’t find the person, he started to explain to Wu Xie.
"You have so many goddesses, how can I know which one you are talking about?"
"I don't have that many. I only have one, the goddess I had in school. Piaopiao, just Piaopiao."
"Okay, okay, I get it, it's the one you told me about. The one you always mentioned, right?
You said that when you were little, you chased her. But you grew taller. You were as tall as her thighs. And you followed her around every day.
Wu Xie said that he didn't know Fatty Wang and that he looked at him with a teasing look.
"Tian Zhen, do you know that this is a blasphemy against my youth, a blasphemy, a blasphemy against my love?" Fatty Wang and Wu Xie were anxious.
After all, Wu Suowei is still here. It is such an embarrassing thing, so I turned and looked at Wu Suowei.
"Xiao Wuzi, let me tell you, my goddess has everything she wants and a great figure. You know Victoria's Secret, right? If she were alive now, she would be a Victoria's Secret Angel."
Fatty Wang didn't want to pay attention to Wu Xie and started chatting with Wu Suowei.
"I believe what you said, but, Fatty, are you really a good match for her?" Wu Suowei said with a smile, and looked up and down at Fatty Wang's figure.
"Xiao Wuzi, let me tell you. It's her aura, from the inside out, that makes you breathless."
"Especially suitable for me!!!"
"Victoria's Secret Angel? Especially for you?"
Wu Xie took another look at Fatty Wang. With his big face, beer belly, and weight of over 200 pounds, and a beard and armor on, he was completely the incarnation of Marshal Tianpeng.
He couldn't help laughing: "After you said this last sentence, everything you said before is not true. How can you let us imagine that it is especially suitable for you, and you are a Victoria's Secret Angel."
Wu Suowei also nodded, and the whole picture that emerged in his mind was the pig-like look of Marshal Tianpeng when he teased Chang'e. This scene was unimaginable.
The fat man disagreed and started to talk nonstop: "No, you don't believe it? I tell you, just one look will confirm that you can't pull it out, no matter who it is? Just one look, no matter who you love, that's enough for your whole life."
After the doctor's notice came down, Wu Xie, who couldn't bear it any longer, stood up and went to draw blood, but Fatty still didn't let go of Wu Suowei who was sitting next to him, and kept nagging.
When he looked up, he saw a woman who brought her daughter to the hospital for a blood draw. He immediately stopped talking. It was his childhood goddess Piaopiao!
When they met suddenly, he couldn't help but stand in front of her with his heart and eyes full of worries.
Although I have so many stories to tell in my heart, when it comes to my mouth, I don’t know how to start and can only stand there blankly.
This scene made Wu Suowei, who was sitting next to him, look very upset.
As expected, compared to love, what are friends?
"It's true that loving someone is enough for a lifetime. It's too realistic." Wu Suowei murmured.
After looking at him for a long time, the woman noticed him. With just one glance, Fatty Wang was so frightened that he almost dropped his phone.
He, who was always carefree, walked behind the seat with excitement and uneasiness and observed carefully.
Then he sat obediently on the chair behind her and looked at her deeply.
Wu Suowei accompanied Wu Xie, who had just had his blood drawn, to the fat man and said a few words to him, but he didn't move at all.
His eyes were still fixed on Piaopiao.
"Love leaves only two people in the whole world!" Wu Suowei said to the fat man.
Looking at the fat man, Wu Suowei thought of Tom Cat.
"Pay attention to your image, brother." Wu Xie closed his mouth with his hand with a smile, but the next second, the fat man's jaw dropped again.
"Anyway, I've finished drawing my blood. Some of the results won't come out for a few days. I'm going back first. You stay and watch over him. Don't let him get scared."
Wu Xie stood up as he spoke, and tapped Piaopiao with his hand to make her turn her head. Fatty immediately lowered his head like a child who had made a mistake.
"No, what are you afraid of? I'm not afraid of gangsters normally, so why is it that serious?" Wu Suowei was so angry when he saw the fat man's cowardly look. "Bah, have you ever been in love? You know nothing." Fatty Wang argued immediately.
The two watched from behind for a while, and then Piaopiao took her daughter for another check-up. When she stood up, Wu Suowei was stunned.
He suddenly remembered what Wu Xie said, that Fatty missed it because he was not tall enough.
But now it seems that she hasn't grown up yet, Piaopiao is still taller than him.
"No, Fatty, are you sure you've grown up?"
"It's about the same, about the same." The fat man frowned. "Why are you talking about something else? You have a lot of ideas. Can you help me plan it?"
Plan it? Wu Suowei frowned. The story of a hero saving a beautiful girl has been played out too much these days.
Just find a few hooligans? Anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is impossible to rob people, and they are not bandits.
Wu Suowei's eyes were darting around and he glanced at the girl in front of him. This matter had to start with this little girl.
But whether it will succeed or not depends on whether the fat guy is timid or not.
"When the time comes, just follow them and make plans after you have a clear understanding of the situation." Wu Suowei touched his chin and looked at Fatty Wang with a smile.
Under his expression, the fat man was a little embarrassed: "This is not good."
Although he said so, his legs were still honest. When he saw Piaopiao walking out of the hospital with the child, he immediately followed them.
It was clumsy, really clumsy. The tracking was too obvious, and anyone with a discerning eye could tell that he had bad intentions.
Wu Suowei quickly pulled him back and kept a distance from him to avoid any misunderstanding.
The two walked and talked all the way into an old alley.
This alley has a country feel, with many old houses lined up on both sides, so the road is dark, narrow and long.
The wide areas can barely accommodate two cars, while the narrowest areas can only accommodate one electric car.
The two people who were not far behind saw her walk into the house with the child. There was a barber's sign hanging on the door.
"Piao Piao Hair Art?" Fatty Wang said with a relaxed look: "Didn't her family have a lot of money in the past?"
When he saw the sign, a smile appeared on Wu Suowei's lips.
"This is good!"
Fatty was not happy about it, and the past prosperity came to his mind. For those who are in the underworld, it is not a problem to be worth hundreds of millions when the prosperity comes.
Once it falls into decline, the poor and remote areas are worse than being a migrant worker.
"What's good about this?"
"It's better to provide timely assistance than to add icing on the cake. Come in. Let me wash your hair!" Wu Suowei dragged the fat man into the barber shop.
As soon as he entered the door, the fat man looked timid. He stood there and didn't dare to say hello to her.
Standing there tapping his legs with his fingers, he saw that he kept asking what to do next, such as washing his hair. Wu Suowei, who had sent the message, found his target directly.
The little girl who was lying on the table doing her homework glanced at the name on her homework book. It turned out that her name was Mengmeng and she was only in the sixth grade.
"Oh, Xiaoyaoyou. Elementary school books are so advanced nowadays, shouldn't this be for junior high school?"
Meng Meng raised her head and looked at Wu Suowei politely: "Yes, the teacher still needs to recite it. It's too difficult. Look, my hair has turned white with worry."
Wu Suowei smiled slightly. This girl was so young but she had contracted a serious illness that required a bone marrow transplant. Although the doctor couldn't find the cause of the disease, at least it was confirmed to be cancer.
The gray hair is entirely due to chemotherapy. I didn’t expect this girl to be so optimistic.
“This is very easy once you master the technique.”
Meng Meng blinked her eyes: "What skill is that? Can you teach me?"
Wu Suowei clenched his fist and placed it under his nose, his face thoughtful. He then thought for a while and said, "I made this conclusion myself at the beginning. Since you are so sincere, I will teach you."
"There is a fish in the North Sea, its name is Kun. Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in a pot. It turns into a bird, its name is Peng. The back of Peng can be used to make stewed food."
"Can you be so unlucky?" Meng Meng looked at Wu Suowei in surprise, a little unbelieving: "To meet a big brother, this Peng is too unlucky."
"Well, this is nothing." Wu Suowei looked at the little girl and smiled awkwardly. Compared to Wu Suowei's ease, the fat man was embarrassed.
He remembered the other person, but the other person didn't remember him. Everyone who came in and sat down was a guest. Piaopiao endured the embarrassment and trimmed the fat man's hair.
"Little Wu, Little Wu, come here, come here, look at Fatty's hairstyle." Fatty Wang gently touched his hairstyle.
Looking at his coquettish movements and this old-fashioned exaggerated hairstyle, it is true that a horse is made of saddles and a man is made of hair. Under this hairstyle, the fat man's big face looks much smaller.
Wu Suowei gave a thumbs up: "Handsome!"
"It's so handsome that it can be pasted on the wall. I will keep this hairstyle from now on. I haven't been classmates for many years. It feels like it's really hard to design a hairstyle that suits me."
"Okay, then, then, let's go." Fatty Wang looked shy and almost got a tyrant haircut.
Wu Suowei quickly reminded him, and the fat man quickly took out a hundred-dollar bill and handed it to her: "No, no, no need for change, I'm close, I'll come often."
After saying that, he pulled Wu Suowei and fled.
After a long while, the fat man calmed down and said, "No, what's wrong with me? Why are you running?"
This guy really makes me worry so much. If he continues like this, I really don’t know what to do.
However, relationships still need time to adjust, and the most important thing right now is to have a place to stay at night.
"Have you found a house yet?"
Ah, a hint of surprise appeared on Fatty Wang’s face, and he quickly opened the positioning software to determine the location.
It’s too far from the barber shop, this won’t do.
"I'm not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?" Fatty Wang rolled his eyes.
Then he dragged the reluctant Wu Suowei around in the nearby alleys. It was obvious that he wanted to find two that were close to each other, preferably next to a barber shop.
The two of them kept wandering around in the alley. After a while, Wu Suowei's WeChat chat rang. He looked at it in confusion. It turned out to be from A-Tou. He looked at it in confusion.
I haven't had any contact with her in this period of time? Is there no good wine? Otherwise, why did you call me?
Oh, by the way, I asked her to find a way to sell things. She was planning to open a small shop.
After the call was connected, A-Tuo's voice came: Wu Suowei, what's wrong with you? Wu Erbai is punishing his nephew, and you are still so close. "
"There's nothing we can do." Hearing A-Tu's voice, Wu Suowei pretended to be helpless.
"No, don't you usually have a lot of ideas? You are under continuous sanctions, and you can't make antique paintings and calligraphy?" The voice of Atuo on the opposite side sounded funny.
"Yeah." Wu Suowei frowned. He was really embarrassed now. When the wall fell, everyone pushed it.
Those who knew him through WeChat on his phone, when they saw him selling antiques, simply ignored them regardless of their value, as if they were the only three of them left in cyberspace.
This is even more true in reality. If you don’t find a buyer, you can’t sell it at all.
(End of this chapter)