Chapter 9 Tang San is going to Tiandou City to hug Sister Bibi Dong, this is very glorious (Second update, please collect)
Tang San nodded.
Wang Sheng on the other side also said rubbing his hands.
"Do you know why the master can't be a teacher in our academy and can only eat and drink for free and give speeches on the stage at a time like this? It's because everyone hates him. He tried to teach before, but all the students ran away. And the main reason is not that he speaks disgustingly, but that he stinks and makes everyone unable to stay in the classroom..."
Hearing this, Xiao Wu blinked curiously and asked.
"It stinks. Doesn't this master often take a bath?"
"yes……"
Wang Sheng nodded and said.
"The master's martial spirit is a dog. Think about it, a master who keeps a dog, how can he not stink? If you don't believe me, you can take a look. The students at the front, who are closest to the master, must still be covering their noses."
"It seems like something is going on..."
Tang San looked at the row of students standing in the front and found that many of them were indeed secretly covering their noses.
"Oh, oh, what a disgusting person."
Xiao Wu couldn't bear to watch it anymore and quickly lowered her head.
……
At this time, the shameless master Yu Xiaogang was still dancing with confidence. Then he took the book in his hand and shook it, and said to the students in the audience.
"This book contains the results of my decades of research on martial spirits. I, Yu Xiaogang, have studied hundreds of martial spirits on the continent. I have ranked them in this book based on their strengths. My book not only records the three most powerful god-level martial spirits, but also the ten most powerful martial spirits, as well as the rankings of martial spirits with different attributes... If I, Yu Xiaogang, can have a direct disciple, I will give him this book and pass on all my research on martial spirits to him. I believe... whoever becomes my disciple will never regret it and will be proud of it..."
As he spoke, Yu Xiaogang glanced at Tang San and the others. That old face was so disgusting.
"Next, I will tell you about the different directions of martial soul cultivation and the significance of your efforts..."
I have to admit that this old man Yu Xiaogang is really good at talking. The students standing at the back are fine, at least they can't smell the stench on him, but those in the front are the ones who suffer.
"This master is really good at talking and he stinks. If the dean wasn't there, I, Liu Long, would have used my long stick to hit your flat head so hard that your father wouldn't even recognize you..."
That’s right, the idiot Liu Long was standing in the front at this moment. He couldn’t stand it anymore and his whole face turned red.
But in fact, although Master Yu Xiaogang is a piece of trash, he is not someone that the idiot Liu Long can defeat. After all, he has a special trick, which is Luo Sanpao's fart.
……
After the speech lasted for several hours, all the students dispersed and returned to the dormitory. Today was the last night for everyone at Notting College, and many students would leave the college tomorrow.
Just as Tang San was sitting on the bed preparing to practice the Nine Yang Divine Art, he suddenly discovered that the mission for one year later could already be seen in the anti-routine system in advance.
After Tang San opened the anti-routine system, an interface appeared in his mind.
Host: Tang San.
New main quest: Become a disciple of Pope Bibi Dong,
Time: Open in one year.
Location: Tiandou City. Mission requirements: Go against the routine, do not expose the Clear Sky Hammer, attract Pope Bibi Dong to take you as her personal disciple, and let her hold you in her arms.
If successful, the Nine Yang Divine Art, Great Shift of the Universe, and the Divine Eye will all automatically be upgraded to a higher level, and a second divine soul ring will be awarded...
If you fail to become Bibi Dong's apprentice, then your counter-routine will fail...
……
"One year later, I will go to Tiandou City to become Bibi Dong's apprentice..."
Tang San's face changed and he quickly asked in his heart.
"System, will Bibi Dong appear in Tiandou City in a year? But isn't she the Pope? She should be in Wuhun City..."
"Ding, that's right, host. Bibi Dong will indeed appear in Tiandou City one year later, but she will not reveal her identity as the Pope. Instead, she will disguise herself as a gentle lady and go to Tiandou City to see her daughter Qian Renxue. This plot is not written in the original novel, but it really happened. So if the host wants to take Bibi Dong as his teacher, this is the best opportunity..."
The voice of the system lady soon sounded in Tang San's mind, and then she reminded him.
"Bibi Dong is the most emotional at this time, and her daughter Qian Renxue is only in her teens. The host must make her feel good about you..."
"When Bibi Dong was at her most sentimental, you even knew this..."
Tang San couldn't help but complain in his heart, and then asked again.
"Then do I still need Sister Bibi Dong to hold me in her arms? Isn't this a bit... And if she finds out that I am Tang Hao's son and that she has held me in her arms, wouldn't that be very embarrassing..."
"Doesn't the host want to overthrow Bibi Dong?"
There was a hint of teasing in the system lady's voice.
Tang San's heart moved, and he responded quickly.
"Of course I wanted to. That's Sister Bibi Dong. She has such a sexy body... and she also has a beautiful daughter, Qian Renxue. How could I not want to?"
The system's voice sounded again.
"Since you are willing, then the host should not think too much. Bibi Dong is not a bloodthirsty person. She is very good to her disciples. Moreover, we will be in Tiandou City at that time. She will hide her identity and will not attack the little boy like the host. As long as the host does not expose the Clear Sky Hammer and only releases the Blue Silver Grass, and then shows a strong talent and kind love, she will definitely have a good impression of the host. Let her accept you as her personal disciple first... so that the host can sleep with her in the future..."
"Stop it, don't say any more."
Tang San quickly interrupted the system lady and couldn't help but speak.
"It's enough for you to know. Why should I tell you my thoughts? How can I feel embarrassed to do this? Okay, I will definitely conquer Pope Bibi Dong and complete the task perfectly. As long as I make sure Tang Hao is not nearby at that time..."
In fact, Tang San felt that if he really pushed Bibi Dong down and told Tang Hao about it, Tang Hao shouldn't be in any danger.
After all, he accomplished what Haotian Douluo couldn't do, which is very glorious.
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