Chapter 5 I, Tang San, must avoid Haotian Douluo in order to please Sister Bibi Dong and increase my charm.
Seeing Tang San and other boys in the dormitory talking about the master like this, Xiao Wu blinked her beautiful eyes curiously and couldn't help but say.
"Master old man, is it really that disgusting..."
"Yes, Sister Xiaowu, the master is just a clown. He has no shame, he just eats and drinks for free, and he has no skills at all..."
While Wang Sheng was complaining, he couldn't help but glance at Xiao Wu and said.
“Let’s not talk about him, Sister Xiaowu. Although you just lost to the third brother, the rest of us are no match for you, so you will be the second in our dormitory seven from now on, and we will all call you Sister Xiaowu.”
"Second brother, what do you mean by second brother? That's so ugly. Get out of here."
Xiao Wu glared at Wang Sheng, and when she saw Tang San walking out, she hurriedly asked.
"Where are you going, Tang San?"
"Go buy some bedding..."
Tang San said as he walked out of Dormitory 7 and came to the place where he bought bedding. After he came back after buying a new set of bedding, he found that the rabbit Xiao Wu was looking at him with a smile.
"Xiao San, since you already have bedding, I don't need to buy it."
Xiao Wu blinked her beautiful eyes, and quickly jumped to Tang San's side with a lovely smile on her face.
Tang San couldn't help but want to pat Xiao Wu's butt at this time, but he didn't do it. He asked with pretended curiosity.
“Why don’t you buy it?”
"I can use yours, Tang San, we can just put the beds together, and then we will all have bedding to cover ourselves..."
Xiao Wu said this as a matter of course, grinned at Tang San, and quickly jumped in front of her bed, pushing her bed over here a few times.
Oh, that won’t do.
Tang San suddenly remembered the anti-routine choice this time. He had to refuse to share the bed with Xiao Wu.
So Tang San quickly stopped in front of Xiao Wu, held her little hand and said.
"What are you doing, Xiao Wu? We can't share the bed. Men and women shouldn't be intimate... This is not good..."
"What's wrong with that? Are you afraid that I will... hurt you..."
Seeing Tang San trying to stop her, Xiao Wu seemed a little angry and said exactly the same words as in the original book.
"Yes, I am afraid. You are so dishonest, like a rogue rabbit. What if you bully me?"
As Tang San spoke, he quickly put his hand on the other side of the bed to prevent Xiao Wu from pushing him over.
"Ah, Tang San, you actually dare to say that I am a rogue rabbit..."
When Xiao Wu was angry, her two pink bunny ears almost stood up, and she raised her hand angrily and hit Tang San again.
Tang San quickly dodged to the side and said to Xiao Wu with a smile.
"Don't be angry, Rascal Rabbit. I just said that we can't share the bed now. We can wait until you grow up. I will buy you new bedding later. Is that okay?"
"Growing up, what does it mean to grow up?"
Xiao Wu took a look at her figure and couldn't help but glare at Tang San again, but when she heard that Tang San was going to buy her new bedding, she was not as angry as before.
Seeing Xiao Wu pouting slightly, Tang San ignored her and quickly turned around, patted Wang Sheng on the shoulder and said.
"By the way, Wang Sheng, I don't have much money to buy bedding, please treat me, the boss, to a meal..." "Okay, Third Brother, let's go now..."
After that, Wang Sheng called several other boys in the dormitory and followed Tang San out, leaving only the somewhat angry rogue rabbit Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu stared at Tang San's back for a long time before she hurriedly shouted.
"Wait for me, Xiaosan, I want to go too..."
Hearing Xiao Wu's voice and seeing her running towards him, Tang San knew at this time that Xiao Wu would be his bootlicker in the future.
Then, the system's voice suddenly came into Tang San's mind.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully making an anti-routine choice and refusing to share a bed with Xiao Wu. The host has grown two centimeters taller and his charm value has doubled. The system has additionally rewarded the host with a top-level soul guide: Three Lives Three Worlds Moonlit Night, which has infinite storage space. There are already 10,000 gold soul coins in it, which is enough for the host to spend in the next few years..."
In the next second, a golden belt suddenly appeared around Tang San's waist, and there was a slight sound of bones in his body, but no one else could notice it except himself.
"Grow two centimeters taller, double the charm, and get a soul guide: Three Lives, Three Worlds, Bright Moon Night?"
Tang San quickly lowered his head and found a golden belt around his waist. It seemed that this was the Three Lives Three Worlds Moonlit Night.
Then Tang San focused his mind on Three Lives Three Worlds: Bright Moon Night and suddenly discovered that there were indeed a lot of gold soul coins stored in it.
"Ten thousand gold soul coins... I didn't expect that I would suddenly have money."
Tang San couldn't help but get excited. He reached out and touched the Three Lives Three Worlds Moonlight Queen on his waist. He said in his heart again.
"System, I like your reward for Three Lives Three Worlds Moonlit Night, but the first two rewards, growing two centimeters taller and doubling your charm, don't seem to be very useful."
"Why is it useless? Host, aren't you going to sleep with Pope Bibi Dong? Without enough charm, how can you make her forget the scumbag Yu Xiaogang and truly fall in love with you..."
"That's true... But when will I meet Bibi Dong? If I have enough charm, won't Sister Dong kill me?"
Tang San then asked the doubts in his mind.
"I don't know. The host needs to find opportunities by himself. However, the host's next anti-routine mission is related to Pope Bibi Dong, and it will start in two years... Because for the host who has not grown up at this time, Bibi Dong is the easiest to have a good impression. As for how to gain more favor from Bibi Dong, there will be a system prompt at that time. Of course, the charm value is also very useful. When the charm value reaches a certain level, any woman will feel in love with the host at first sight... Then the host will of course no longer be in danger."
"Oh, then doesn't that mean I don't need to practice at all? To gain Bibi Dong's favor, does that mean I, Tang San, will have to live off Bibi Dong in this life?"
Tang San was thinking about it and was actually quite happy, but then his heart skipped a beat and he quickly asked again.
"But that's not right. If I secretly go to pick up Bibi Dong, what if my dad sees me? In the plot, doesn't he often protect me in secret?"
"Of course we have to avoid Tang Hao, so the host still has to practice hard. After practicing the Heavenly Eye to the third level, the host will be able to spot Tang Hao every time he comes. This is exactly what the host has to do in the next two years, to prepare for the subversion of the plot later..."
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After Tang San followed Wang Sheng and others to the cafeteria, Xiao Wu followed them angrily. Then she glanced at Tang San who had already sat down, and suddenly found that Tang San's face seemed much more beautiful than before.
And at that moment, Xiao Wu's mind suddenly had a picture of her wanting to put the bed together and secretly hug Tang San.
"Oh, what's going on? Why did I suddenly think of that?"
Xiao Wu couldn't help but pat her little head and whispered to herself.
"Am I really a rogue rabbit?"
(End of this chapter)