Chapter 133 Gu Yuena beat up Yu Xiaogang and Niu Dagang severely, and beat the cowardly master to hi

Chapter 133 Gu Yuena beat up Yu Xiaogang and Niu Dagang severely, and beat the cowardly master to his knees and begging for mercy (Part )

"Cowardly waste Yu Xiaogang?"

Hu Liena, who was sitting in the back row, was slightly stunned and blinked her seductive fox eyes. Then she remembered that this was the disgusting man who had hurt her teacher Bibi Dong that Tang San had mentioned before.

"Really? That's great. I'm going to torture him severely and turn him into a eunuch to vent my anger on the teacher's behalf."

The little fox Hu Liena suddenly became excited.

Hearing Hu Liena's words, Tang San smiled faintly and said.

"It's not a bad idea to turn the useless Yu Xiaogang into a eunuch... But it's not suitable for you to do it. It's better for Sister Dong'er to do it herself."

"Oh, that's true... Then I will beat him until he kneels down and kowtows to apologize, so that he will know how powerful the Spirit Hall is."

Tang San nodded and said.

"Well, of course you can."

It certainly had no effect if Hu Liena revealed her identity as a member of the Spirit Hall, because the sound insulation of this Rolls-Royce was very good.

As for Gu Yuena, she knew that it would have no impact. After all, she had just entered the human world, and she was not aware of the disputes between the three major sects and the Spirit Hall.

To her, the entire human world is actually her enemy.

"What are you talking about? What a loser Yu Xiaogang..."

At this time, Gu Yuena, the tall, sexy silver-haired girl sitting in the passenger seat, finally couldn't help but speak.

Her eyes were as clear as a lake. Although she had lived for many years, she looked innocent just after she transformed, like a girl who was not worldly.

"The cowardly Yu Xiaogang is just a disgusting old man."

Tang San said in a tone that seemed like a smile.

"That old man is over 40, but his spirit power is only level 29. He also has a short flat head and wears old cloth shoes. The most disgusting thing is that he doesn't take a bath several times a month and his whole body stinks... His martial spirit is a dog that likes to fart, or it seems to be a pig, anyway."

"That's really disgusting... I didn't expect that there are such disgusting things in your human world."

After hearing what Tang San said, Gu Yuena also expressed her agreement, and she already showed an expression of disgust.

"Your human world?"

Hearing Gu Yuena's words, Hu Liena couldn't help but feel confused.

Tang San quickly laughed and said.

"Oh, by the way, Sister Na'er hasn't introduced her to you yet. Her name is Hu Liena, and she's my senior sister... I sometimes call her Nana, too. Come to think of it, your two names are a bit similar, aren't they?"

Tang San pointed at Hu Liena as he spoke.

"Hu Liena?"

Gu Yuena stared at Hu Liena's seductive fox eyes with her purple eyes and said.

"This name does resemble mine. Her martial spirit is a fox, right?"

"Yes, you guessed it right."

Hu Liena looked at Gu Yuena with suspicion. She seemed to be unfriendly towards Gu Yuena, and there was a hint of confrontation in her tone.

"So what is your martial spirit?"

Hu Liena seemed to want to confirm Gu Yuena's identity through her martial spirit, because she felt that Gu Yuena was somewhat unfathomable.

But according to common sense, she felt that Gu Yuena shouldn't give her that feeling.

"My martial spirit?"

Gu Yuena smiled mysteriously and said.

"You'll know then."

Although Gu Yuena could see that Hu Liena was somewhat unfriendly towards her, she didn't care. After all, she had lived for millions of years.

This is the real Gu Yuena, not the Gu Yuena who has lost her memory. She certainly would not argue with a teenage human girl.

"So what are we going to do now, Tang San?"

Gu Yuena looked at Tang San again and said.

"If you have nothing else to do, just turn on that very comfortable function again. I just need to take a break."

After saying that, the tall and sexy Gu Yuena leaned back comfortably in the seat.

The function that Gu Yuena was talking about is, of course, the reclining and massage mode of the Rolls-Royce Cullinan's aviation seat.

For modern people, massage is very comfortable, let alone for the people of Douluo Continent...

However, Tang San did not intend to let Gu Yuena enjoy it now. He slowly opened the car door and said.

"No, we should go to the academy and see where that loser Yu Xiaogang is. That disgusting old man once wanted to take me in as his apprentice, but I rejected him..."

"Really? Then I'll go take a look."

Gu Yuena then opened the car door and got out.

After Hu Liena got out of the car, Tang San silently recited two words in his mind: park the car.

In the next second, this high-end Rolls-Royce Cullinan disappeared in front of the academy gate and returned to Tang San's storage space.

Tang San touched his Three Lives Three Worlds Moonlit Night belt, then contentedly took Hu Liena and Gu Yuena into the academy.

At this moment, Tang San suddenly felt very dreamy. He estimated that the cowardly Yu Xiaogang would never have thought that the protagonist Xiao San, who was so loyal to him in the original plot, would treat him like this now and even turn him into a eunuch.

But that's the truth.

Looking at the entire plot, the cowardly Yu Xiaogang did not play any role, and the disgusting things he did deserved his miserable ending.

As luck would have it, Tang San had just walked into the academy with the tall and sexy Gu Yuena and the mature and charming Hu Liena for a while, and before he met Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong and others, he saw a disgusting short-haired man from afar.

Who is this guy with a flat head? Of course, it is the loser Xiaogang he is looking for.

No, there is another flat head next to this one.

This is the guy with the short flat head who is a little fatter than him.

The other guy with a flat head is naturally Niu Dagang, the direct disciple of the good-for-nothing Yu Xiaogang.

The cowardly Yu Xiaogang and Niu Dagang, the master and apprentice, meet again after a long separation. It must have been several years since they last saw each other.

So after seeing Niu Dagang, the cowardly Yu Xiaogang was very excited and hugged Niu Dagang tightly in his arms.

Niu Dagang was also very excited and hugged his master Yu Xiaogang, still shouting.

"Master, where have you been? Why did you take so long to come and see me? Dagang, Dagang missed you so much, Teacher, Dagang also missed Uncle Sanpao."

This disgusting pair of master and disciple were reuniting and reminiscing about the past, while Tang San, Gu Yuena and Hu Liena were quietly approaching.

Since the cowardly Yu Xiaogang and Niu Dagang were looking at each other enthusiastically at that time, they did not notice it.

But when Tang San led Tang San and Gu Yuena, before they even got to the disgusting master and apprentice, the two girls couldn't help but stop and frowned. "Why is it so smelly? What's the smell?"

Gu Yuena couldn't help but touch her nose. She seemed to have no idea what was going on.

Hu Liena simply pinched her nose, glanced coldly ahead and said.

"What else could it be? It's that disgusting master and disciple. Tang San just said that the old man named Yu Xiaogang doesn't take a bath for several months... His disciple is the same as him. How can these two disgusting guys hugging each other not stink?"

"What... is this actually true?"

The silver-haired girl Gu Yuena couldn't help but blink her clear purple eyes. She originally thought that Tang San was joking, but she didn't expect that there really was such a disgusting guy who didn't take a bath for several months.

Of course, what Tang San actually meant was that this loser had to be removed. Yu Xiaogang didn’t go without a bath for several months, but for several years.

Maybe it wasn't like this before, but since he accepted Niu Dagang as his apprentice, he was indeed proud of it and never took a bath again.

As for why Yu Xiaogang did this, it was because his apprentice Niu Dagang admired him, and he realized one thing, that is, he was a coward, and his only source of combat power was his martial soul Luo Sanpao.

The only ability of his martial soul, Luo Sanpao, is to fart.

So, how to increase the power of Luo Sanpao's fart?

Yu Xiaogang thought of a solution, which was that he would insist on not taking a shower to keep the smell all over his body.

The smell was stinky, but Yu Xiaogang didn't think so. He was used to it, and he liked the smell of him.

If it was really washed off, he would feel it was a pity.

Later, when he took Niu Dagang to the Soul Hunting Forest to help him obtain the soul ring, the stench on his body really played a big role.

Originally, when he encountered a powerful hundred-year-old soul beast, his martial soul Luo Sanpao was no match at all. But since he insisted on not taking a bath for several years, the powerful soul beast was instantly suffocated to death by Luo Sanpao's fart.

This is also the reason why Yu Xiaogang, who is at level 29, can help his apprentice Niu Dagang obtain two soul rings, because he hasn't taken a bath for five or six years now.

The martial soul comes from the body. If Yu Xiaogang insists on not taking a bath for five or six years, then his martial soul Luo Sanpao will naturally become as smelly as him.

What's even more gratifying is that later on, the good-for-nothing Yu Xiaogang discovered that his direct disciple Niu Dagang also had a talent for farting.

So he asked Luo Sanpao to teach Niu Dagang personally, and also asked Niu Dagang to call Luo Sanpao "Uncle Sanpao".

I remember that when we parted last time, Yu Xiaogang spoke to Niu Dagang with a serious look on his face.

"You must remember what your teacher taught you. If you want your Niu Dagang's fart to remain powerful, like your Uncle Sanpao, you must remember not to take a bath. You must be like your teacher and not take a bath for five or six years, or even more than ten years... Only in this way can your unique skill, Niu Dagang's fart, be fully developed. In the future, even if a Titled Douluo smells your fart, he will faint on the spot. This is the highest realm you want to pursue."

As the direct disciple of the good-for-nothing Yu Xiaogang, Niu Dagang has always kept his teacher's teachings in mind, so after coming to Shrek Academy, he has always insisted on not taking a bath.

At this time, after the coward Yu Xiaogang and Niu Dagang reminisced about the past for a while, Yu Xiaogang immediately remembered what he had taught Niu Dagang before he left, so he hurriedly patted Niu Dagang on the shoulder and asked.

"Dagang, have you remembered your teacher's teachings and insisted on not taking a bath... like your teacher?"

Hearing Yu Xiaogang's words, Niu Dagang patted his chest proudly and said.

"Don't worry, teacher. Whether I'm with you or after we've separated, I've never taken a bath. I'll be like Uncle Sanpao and you... I'll persist in not taking a bath for more than ten years."

"Oh, really? Then I'd like to see it."

The cowardly Yu Xiaogang actually wanted to check it himself. He lowered his head and sniffed the neck of Niu Dagang's clothes to see if Niu Dagang was lying.

At this time, the cowardly Yu Xiaogang seemed to be possessed by Luo Sanpao and became extremely disgusting.

Niu Dagang said with a fearless look on his face.

"Don't worry, Master. Just smell it. I, Niu Dagang, definitely didn't lie..."

Yu Xiaogang didn't say anything. He just leaned close to Niu Dagang's fat face and sniffed for a long time. Finally, he took a deep breath and said with a look of relief.

"That's right, my good disciple. Niu Dagang really didn't lie. It's still the same as before, with that familiar taste."

This cowardly Yu Xiaogang actually had an expression of endless aftertaste at this moment.

"This... is too disgusting. How could there be two such disgusting things on this continent?"

Hu Liena, who was beside Tang San, finally couldn't help it and started to curse.

Now the coward Yu Xiaogang and Niu Dagang discovered that someone was watching them, so they turned around and looked at the people in front of them curiously.

The coward Yu Xiaogang didn't recognize him at this time, after all, Tang San had changed a lot from before, but Niu Dagang knew Tang San, and he shouted at Tang San.

"Tang San, what are you doing here?"

"Tang San?"

The cowardly Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but stare. Only then did he recognize that the boy in front of him was really Tang San.

Then, he quickly turned to look at Niu Dagang beside him and said.

"It turns out that Tang San also signed up for Shrek Academy. Unfortunately, he is only an auxiliary spirit master. Dagang, you should have defeated him, right?"

After saying this, Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San with a smug look on his face and said.

"Tang San, you should have seen Dagang's spirit skills, right? That is the spirit skill and evolution direction that Blue Silver Grass should really cultivate. You practiced it recklessly, and now even a master like me can hardly help you. You should regret refusing to take me as your master, right?"

"Oh, I regret it so much... I really regret it so much."

After Tang San said this with a smile, he spoke to Gu Yuena beside him.

"Sister Na'er, you are new here, help me beat this disgusting old man, beat him to his knees and call him daddy...but don't beat him to death."

"Oh, beat him until he calls me daddy? But I don't want such an ugly and smelly son."

Gu Yuena showed a look of disgust.

"Oh, I'm not calling you... You can ask him to call me, beat this disgusting old man to his knees, and let him say to all of us, Dad, I was wrong... That should be good."

Tang San said in a low voice.

"This is a really good idea. Why don't I go?"

Hu Liena hurriedly took a step forward, seeming a little impatient.

"No, you can't, Hu Liena."

Tang San stopped Hu Liena and said.

"This isn't a dark place. If you hit it, you can't stay here. And don't you find it smelly?"

After hearing what Tang San said, Hu Liena actually took a step back.

After all, the sour odor can be smelled from more than ten meters away. It would be disastrous if you get closer.

"I think Sister Gu Yuena should be immune to the stink of these two guys."

Tang San looked at Gu Yuena again and spoke quietly.

He remembered that in the Legend of Dragon King, Gu Yuena's first soul skill should be the elemental tide, which could freeze the body with the water element, so that she could beat Yu Xiaogang severely.

(End of this chapter)