Chapter 156: Chuan Huoer: Ban Dao Noodles or Wontons

"Fuck!"

"This guy failed to show off and got struck by lightning..."

"It's so embarrassing!"

Zhang Shun hid under the water, and not only did he feel numb, not to mention his soul, his whole body felt numb.

Being electrocuted and numbed by the thunder of heavenly calamity!
He just wanted to show off so that people would not look down on him, but who knew such an accident would happen.

In the book, he went to Kinmen alone, probably because of this kind of thinking.

"Why didn't the second lightning strike me? It seemed to have fallen on the shore...that place..."

"Fuck, that's where Brother Cao is standing."

Zhang Shun endured the pain and swam towards the shore. When he came out of the water, he saw Liu Tang cursing on the shore.

Seeing the appearance of the crowd, Zhang Shun bravely climbed up the shore, clasped his fists with a bitter face and said: "Thank you brother for saving me. If you hadn't led away this second calamity, I would definitely not have survived."

Liu Tang immediately stopped talking, scratched his head and asked, "Why did my brother attract this thunder tribulation? Then I just..."

Cao Jie is also in a confused state now. He only used the [Demon Star] to disrupt the will of heaven and turn the world upside down. He never thought that this thunder would strike him!
All I can say is, you really can’t deceive God.

You can only bear the consequences of the disturbance caused by the evil star.

Cao Jie took off his coat and put it on Zhang Shun. He looked calm and his expression could not be seen. He said with concern: "Brother, don't be careless in the future."

Zhang Shun lowered his head and nodded continuously: "My brother is teaching me that I must never dare to easily survive a thunder tribulation in the future."

"How does it feel to be hit by a thunderbolt?"

"I feel like I'm one step closer to becoming a dragon..."

"Good! With your experience, it will be easier for brothers to follow your path in the future."

At this time, the moonlight fell like water, and words appeared in Cao Jie's eyes.

[In the process of raising dragons, Zhang Shunyu's transformation into a dragon was improved]

[Huanlong clan experience +13]

Experts will know if there is one as soon as they take action.

'It won't take long before Everyone is Like a Dragon will be able to upgrade to Level 2 and gain a great fortune bonus.'

'Then if you go to the Immortal Cave in Lushan, there is a high probability that you will trigger the Lü Zu inheritance copy.'

Cao Jie was in high spirits. Being struck by lightning was just a small matter. Zhang Shun was completely convinced. This was worth a jar of strong liquor.

In Jieyang Town, Song Jiang and his two disciples lived in the Mu family. The heartless shouts of Kong Ming and Kong Liang were like thunder, but Song Jiang could not sleep all night.

All this was completely different from the future he had foreseen.

As the night deepened, he had no desire to sleep, so he could only get up and sit in the yard, gazing at the starry sky.

'Then how come Cao Jie is always one step ahead of me in everything he does?'

'Is he my nemesis?'

"Mu Hong is already Cao Jie's man. There is no point in me staying here any longer. It is better for me to go to Jiangzhou as soon as possible..."

"The Queen Mother of the Nine Heavens said that Jiangzhou is the place where I will transform into a dragon. Now I have not yet arrived in Jiangzhou, and the outcome is still unknown. Everything is possible."

With this thought in mind, Song Jiang woke up his two disciples, climbed over the wall out of Mu Village without disturbing others, and ran towards the Yangtze River.

But this run alarmed the villagers of Mujia Village.

Mu Hong had made preparations to support Cao Jie, so he naturally did not dare to be careless. He gathered all the farmhands and divided them into two teams to take turns patrolling even late at night.

He just waited for a cloud-piercing arrow to rise up from the other side of the river so that he could attack Jiangzhou.

But who knew that Song Jiang would run into this critical moment. The patrolling farmhand heard the noise and saw three figures climbing the high wall of Mu's family. He was so shocked that he immediately started beating gongs and drums. Not to mention Mujia Village, even half of Jieyang town was alarmed.

Song Jiang didn't know the reason, he just thought he was exposed and they were coming to arrest him for reporting to the authorities. He ran away like a stray dog.

I only heard someone shouting from behind: "Don't let that thief go!"

Torches were dancing, whistles were blowing in the wind, and they were pressing forward step by step.

Mu Hong even came over with a machete in his hand, looking very aggressive.

Song Jiang couldn't help but complain, "Why am I so miserable! I just wanted to go to Jiangzhou as soon as possible, but how did I end up in such a disaster?"

"Master, they are outnumbered, run away!"

"Hurry, hide in the reeds."

The master and his two disciples hid in the reeds, but as they saw the torches approaching, they became more panicked and walked deeper into the reeds.

Looking ahead, you can see that you have reached the end of the earth before the end of the sky.

Looking closely, I saw a big river blocking the way and a wide harbor on the side.

Song Jiang looked up to the sky and sighed, "Is God trying to kill me?"

At the dock of Jieyang Town, Zhang Heng, the "boatman", finally got the news from Zhang Shun and thought to himself: This Shandong Yan Wangdi is indeed a good man. If I could serve under him, wouldn't it be nice to make a living on the river? Since Ah Shun has made up his mind, I will go with him.

At this moment, a huge noise came from the direction of Jieyang Town, and it kept moving towards the river.

Zhang Heng stood up, rowed the ferry, and moved over.

The "bad guys" behind were chasing him, and there was a river blocking his way in front. When Song Jiang was in danger, he saw a boat suddenly and quietly emerged from the reeds.

Seeing them in the moonlight, Song Jiang shouted, "Boatman, come and save the three of us. I'll give you ten taels of silver."

Zhang Heng asked on the boat, "Who are you three and why are you walking here?"

Song Jiang said anxiously, "There are thugs robbing us from behind, and we are in a panic and have no choice but to flee here. Please quickly row the boat over to ferry us over, and I will give you some silver."

Zhang Heng thought to himself that it would be better to do this last deal and then follow Brother Cao to Shandong, so he rowed the boat to the shore.

With Master Song Jiang and his two disciples on board, they rowed the boat toward the center of the river.

Mu Hong immediately recognized that the man was "Chuan Huo'er" and couldn't help but wonder: What on earth were those three people trying to do? How did they bump their heads into his boat? How could they still be alive!
But Zhang Heng rowed the boat away from the river bank.

When the master and his two disciples were in the cabin looking at the shore, the torches had gone far away.

Song Jiang said to his two cheap disciples, "Good people meet each other and bad people stay away. We are lucky to escape this disaster!"

At this time, the boatman was seen rowing the boat and singing a Huzhou song:

"The master grew up by the river, he is not afraid of lawsuits or the sky. Last night Huaguang came to catch me and took a gold brick before I left."

The corner of Song Jiang's mouth twitched involuntarily, and he thought: He should be singing for fun.

Soon, the boat reached the middle of the river. Zhang Heng put down the oars and laughed, "You three bastards, you have run into the master tonight! Do you want to eat flat noodles? Or do you want to eat wontons?"

Kong Ming and Kong Liang wanted to resist, but they were on a boat in the middle of the river and they were both landlubbers and dared not move.

Song Jiang clasped his fists, forced a smile on his face, and asked, "Boatman, you are joking. We don't eat flat noodles or wontons."

Zhang Heng showed a ferocious look, holding the knife and grinning, "What the hell am I playing with you! If you want to eat bandao noodles, I'll chop you three into the water with one blow of my knife, just one blow. If you want to eat wontons, take off your clothes and jump into the river naked to die!"

After hearing this, Song Jiang knew he could no longer hide his identity. He straightened his face and said, "My dear, I am Song Jiang from Shandong. I am going to Jiangzhou with my two disciples. I hope you will give me some face."

"The timely rain of Shandong, the filial and righteous Black Sanlang, is my master, Song Jiang Song Gongming." Kong Ming continued.

Kong Liang added: "My master once robbed the birthday gift that Liang Zhongshu gave to Master Cai."

Zhang Heng finally remembered who this Song Jiang was and exclaimed, "Oh, it's you!"

Then his fierce eyes turned, and a plan came to his mind...

(End of this chapter)