Chapter 10: The Faceless Surgeon
The appearance of this fat man is hard to describe.
He was seven feet tall and five feet wide, with a head as big as a basket and three large lumps of fat on his face, all squeezed together so that his facial features could not be seen clearly.
With such a figure and image, she is really ugly.
Cao Jie was shocked, and the waiter was even more frightened.
He quickly rubbed his face with his hands, threw the dirty rag over his shoulder, and smiled: "Come on, sir, there is plenty of wine and pancakes, but we are out of meat, you see..."
The fat man sat down on the stool with his big palm, and slammed the table top with his palm as big as a cushion. Fortunately, it was made of solid wood, so it did not collapse.
"You, the shop owner, are so unreasonable. They have big eggs, so they have meat to eat, but why is there nothing for me? I think you are looking for a fight, bullying me because I am alone. Don't think I am alone, even if there are four of them, they are not enough for me to fight. Go and prepare the meat, and I will charge you after you finish eating. I am so thirsty..."
Then, a series of female greetings popped out of her mouth.
"This……"
The waiter compared the body shapes, didn't dare to talk back, and trotted to the kitchen of the store.
Here, the three Ruans put down their wine bowls and looked at the fat man together.
His eyes were full of murderous intent.
"What are you looking at? You're staring at me like a dog..."
This fat guy is ugly and it looks like he has shit in his mouth. He sprays it at whoever he sees.
"Snapped!"
Ruan Xiaowu was not the type to tolerate being bullied. After drinking some wine, he stood up with his arms swaying, his eyes narrowed, and he looked murderous.
"Fifth brother, ignore him, let's drink."
Cao Jie had already roughly guessed who this person was.
With such a body shape, such a face, and such a foul mouth, who else could it be except the "shameless" man who came from a sumo family but later became a wanderer and was not accepted by any gang.
If they didn't use weapons and didn't kill him, the three Ruan brothers would not be able to do anything to him with their bare hands.
You know, even though Li Kui was so brave, he also had times when he was cowardly. The worst and most embarrassing battle was the one against Jiao Ting.
At that time, Li Kui didn't even write a note for leave, and he secretly went down the mountain without telling Song Jiang and Wu Yong.
After going down the mountain, he met the "faceless" Jiao Ting on the road. The two looked at each other and didn't like each other. Jiao Ting seemed to be very interested in Li Kui and looked him up and down provocatively.
Li Kui is annoyed. What are you looking at? Try looking again.
Jiao Ting is also a troublemaker. He just keeps looking around. Who is afraid of who?
Li Kui was completely furious and started fighting directly. However, just as he was about to start, he was knocked down by Jiao Ting without knowing what was going on. Li Kui refused to accept it and continued to fight, but was knocked down again. He could not gain any advantage in front of Jiao Ting and was no match for him at all.
Of course, if he had two axes, it would be a different situation.
In a bare-handed fight, even Li Kui is no match for him, so Jiao Ting must be quite skilled.
Ruan Xiaowu stopped and asked, "Erlang..."
"Xiaowu, just drink if Erlang asks you to." Ruan Xiaoer knocked on the table with his hand.
"Ugh!"
Before setting off, it was explained that Cao Erlang would be in charge of everything while away from home.
Ruan Xiaowu sat down angrily, drinking bowl after bowl of wine without saying a word.
On the fat man's side, he had a jar of wine, a full basket of pancakes, and some bacon that the female shopkeeper got from somewhere, and he ate it all until his belly was full.
After wiping his mouth, the fat man stood up and was about to leave.
The female shopkeeper had been staring at him, and she blocked his way and shouted, "Sir, you haven't paid yet."
"I'll give it to you next time I come. I'll put it on the bill first."
"That won't do. I'm a small business and I don't sell on credit..."
The female shopkeeper and the waiter tried to stop him, but it was no use; he was like a mountain of meat.
With a wave of his fat arm, he threw the female shopkeeper and the waiter into the bushes, making them scream in pain.
"Brother, you are such a jerk, bullying a woman. That's really ungentlemanly of you."
Cao Jie stood up, and the three Ruan brothers behind him also stood up.
Meat Mountain turned his head and sneered: "It's none of your business, mind your own business."
Who is the third Ruan? He could not stand this humiliation and immediately became murderous. Ruan Xiaowu took a step forward and blocked the way, saying angrily: "Erlang, you just stopped me, and now you are getting ahead again. You better let me do it! I will not be able to swallow this anger if I don't teach this outspoken guy a lesson."
"Okay, okay, come on."
Ruan Xiaowu then smiled, rubbed his hands together, and with a leap, appeared next to the meat mountain almost instantly, and punched him. The air suddenly roared with thunder and the momentum was terrifying.
The fat man put his feet firmly on the ground, giving people the feeling that he is as steady and solid as a towering mountain!
But in the next second, he did not dodge but moved forward, grabbing with both hands on the left and right, and caught Ruan Xiaowu's arm in a flash.
"what!"
Ruan Xiaowu was worthy of being called "Short-lived Erlang". An invisible force burst out from his arm and he broke free from the capture.
Only vaguely, a vertical pupil seemed to appear between his eyebrows, adding a touch of majesty to him.
Hit, grab, and hit again...
Ruan Xiaowu's blood boiled and he successfully punched the fat man in the chest.
Suddenly, it was as if there were a few little mice running under this person's skin, which pushed Ruan Xiaowu's fist away, and this sure-fire punch was turned into nothing.
Of course there can't be a mouse under human skin. It's the flexible and powerful muscles that are moving.
How could such an obese body have such flexible muscles?
Cao Jie was just watching the fun, but Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaoqi saw through the trick.
"Xiao Wu (Fifth Brother), be careful, this guy is not simple, at least he has reached the Great Body Refining Stage..."
Ruan Xiaowu gritted his teeth and said, "Bullshit, he is just a flesh-refining master, a living target, watch me beat him to a pulp."
Having said that, Ruan Xiaowu was obviously more cautious. He no longer engaged in close combat, but only used long-range attacks with long fists and moved around and jumped far to prevent himself from falling into the fat man's fighting rhythm.
After a few more rounds of fighting, a few pig grunts were heard from the distant path, and then an ugly man came over pushing a wheelbarrow with a huge fat pig tied to the cart.
When he saw someone making trouble in front of the store, the man pushed his wheelbarrow to the side of the road, strode over and shouted, "Who are you? Making trouble in my store. Madam? Madam, how are you?"
The backbone came back, and the embarrassed female shopkeeper pointed her finger and said loudly: "Lao Cao, that fat man is eating delicious food, and these guests, please help me keep him. You should think of a way quickly, don't let the guests suffer any loss."
"Eat some delicious food?"
The man surnamed Cao narrowed his eyes, turned his hand over, and a skinning dagger appeared in his palm:
"My dear fellow, you are so kind, so leave the rest to me. It's okay for you to eat delicious food in my shop, but if you want to bully my wife, I will ask this knife in my hand if it agrees."
The shopkeeper grasped the sharp knife and strode closer.
Ruan Xiaowu was also furious, fighting with all his might, punching hard. It was clear that the thick fat under the fat man's skin was trembling terribly, just like the waves of the sea rippling rapidly.
At the same time, his fat face twisted in pain.
If you get beaten too many times, no matter how strong your body is, you won’t be able to bear it.
Besides, there is no way to escape.
Seeing the hotel owner coming with a knife, the fat man's mouth twitched, and he finally shouted: "I give up!"
As he said this, he jumped away, raised his hands high, and fell to his knees with a bang.
He prostrated himself and said loudly, "According to the rules of the martial arts world, those who surrender will not be killed. All of you brothers are heroes of Shezha. Is it okay if I am wrong?"
Ruan Xiaowu had never seen such a person before. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he picked up his fist as big as a casserole, but he didn't know whether to hit him or not.
This person is so shameless.
"Fifth brother, spare him!"
Cao Jie looked at the fat man who had no shame at all and said with a smile: "You are just too shameless!"
"you know me?"
Jiao Ting raised his head with his hands still raised.
"They say there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames. You are really shameless. Shopkeeper, the food he eats is on me. He pushed your wife, just punch him a few times, don't use a knife."
"These... you are good men who have helped me out of righteousness. Although I, Cao Zheng, am only a son-in-law, how can I ask for your money?"
"The knife-wielding ghost Cao Zheng?"
Cao Jie raised his eyebrows slightly. This world is too small!
As soon as I met him, I encountered two evil spirits.
My luck today is so good. It's worth my sacrifice to heaven and establishment of Hongmen before going out yesterday.
With good fortune upon you, nothing can stop it!
(End of this chapter)