Chapter 5 I am a Four-Gaoyu
Hearing the singing of "Oye, Oye", Shisui's face twitched.

This home, even though there is only one person, is so lively.

"Yo-yo, Chek-yo, little Shisui, you're back. The meal will be ready soon. Wash your white butt and get ready to eat."

Kazuki heard the door open and turned his head.

He was obviously high.

Simply can not stop.

Looking at Kazuki who was spinning and jumping with a big spoon in his hand, Shisui's eyelids twitched.

He thought of a certain rap master, who in front of Kazuki was his younger brother.

Besides, what does eating have to do with washing that thing?

Take a deep breath!
Calm your mind.

But there was a fragrance blowing towards me.

Shisui's expression changed slightly.

I have to say, Yishu has a torturous temper, but he is a good cook.

He is considered the best chef in Konoha!

The various dishes made are simply works of art from the appearance.

and!

Not only is he a good cook, he can also make pastries with exquisite appearance and unique taste, and he is deeply loved by the children, young men and women of Konoha.

Although Shisui had never drunk the brewed wine, the fact that the Hokage had come to try it several times was enough to prove that it tasted good.

There is also a little-known rumor that the reason why Tsunade publicly acknowledged Kazuki as her disciple was also related to alcohol.

Teacher to disciple, perfect and reasonable freeloading!

actually!

Strictly speaking, Kazuki is one of the three ninjas and a disciple of Orochimaru!
Tsunade and Jiraiya both claimed to be Kazuki's teachers in the later period. Whether they taught him anything substantial remains to be verified.

During the Ninja World War, Orochimaru fell in love with Kazuki.

Kazuki personally estimated that it was most likely because his appearance just filled the gap left by Orochimaru when he lost Rope Tree.

Tsunade's younger brother, the heir to the Senju family, is somewhat similar to him.

just.

Kazuki is an Uchiha, a sensitive identity. Orochimaru, who was a disciple of the Hokage and a popular candidate for the Fourth Hokage at the time, would never dare to accept him as a disciple easily.

Even if that is the descendant of Uchiha Kagami.

But one day later, he suddenly accepted Yishu as his disciple in public, and carefully taught him ninjutsu. His words and actions were extremely high-profile.

On that day, Minato Namikaze was designated as the fourth Hokage!
……

"Yishu, put your things down first. I have something to tell you."

Shisui's expression was serious.

"what's up?"

Yishu was slightly startled, put down the things in his hand, sat down on the chair, and his expression became serious: "Looking at your expression, could it be that you..."

"stop!"

Shisui interrupted quickly and said anxiously: "Kazuki, don't say anything, just listen to me."

“Ah!” Yishu sighed and murmured, “Okay, I know, I know everything. Just tell me, are you constipated and want me to make you some laxative food, or are you suffering from hemorrhoids and want me to make you something…”

"I told you, don't say anything, just listen to me!"

Shisui couldn't help but yell.

constipate?

hemorrhoid?

Even if I have this problem, how do you know?
Thinking hard!
"You yelled at me?" Kazuki's eyes were moist. He looked at Shisui and said in a trembling voice, "You and I are brothers, real brothers. You actually yelled at me for such a small matter? You have changed, Shisui. I don't recognize you at all. Go away, go away. I don't want to see you anymore."

The last sentence was full of grievance and indignation in Yishu's words.

it has started!

It has started!

The neighbors around heard it and shook their heads.

Shisui, ah Shisui, why did you mess with Uchiha Ichiki?
Shisui felt weak all over, slumped in the chair, his lips moving: "Brother, I was wrong."

Someone is going crazy again.

It looks fake, but...

It’s even more of a headache because it’s fake.

Do you want to be faked by the other party?
Do you think it will never end?
If you don't want to, then admit your mistake honestly.

Otherwise, the other party has plenty of tricks to make you bow your head!
Yishu's attitude was quite condescending: "What's wrong?"

Shisui choked up, "I'm never right. As long as I'm in front of you, I'm always wrong."

"My existence is a mistake."

"Your second name is Uchiha Ikku, and my second name is Uchiha Cuo!"

Shisui was curious about how brilliant his expression would be at this moment.

“Alas!” Yishu sighed and said, “You actually have such a perception. Never mind. I forgive you.”

"Can I...can I say it?"

Shisui's eyes also became moist.

Yishu's tears were obviously fake, but he really wanted to cry.

"Say it!"

Yishu adjusted his sitting posture, and the expression on his face became indifferent.

There is no one he can't handle.

Instant body Shisui?

It has already been his shape.

No matter what problems arise in the timeline of the ninja world, a few characters who changed the ninja world will not change.

The powerful abilities of these characters will not change.

Shisui is one of them!

As a younger brother, I have natural advantages, so how can I not take action?

Shisui's Mangekyō ability: Kotoamatsukami!
Yishu bet that if the dancing king knew about this, he would definitely say: I, Uchiha Madara, am willing to call you the strongest...

Shisui wanted to speak, but couldn't help but pause.

Damn!

The atmosphere was gone once again. He was so serious just now!
"I want to ask, is your Sharingan still three magatama?"

Come directly.

Anyway, he is my own brother.

and.

Shisui really didn't have the heart to take it step by step.

Making insinuating remarks?

roll!
It was already quite difficult to finish speaking to Yishu.

When it comes to gags, Kazuki is definitely at the Hokage level.

Yishu's answer was straightforward: "No!"

"really?"

Although he had expected it, Shisui was still so surprised that he almost jumped up.

Did you guess it right?

A tree is also a kaleidoscope!

Shisui's breathing was rapid.

Does the Uchiha family have two Mangekyō?

This is definitely something that is enough to shock the entire Konoha and even the ninja world.

The internal structure of Konoha will also change as a result.

If not dealt with in time, the war will spread throughout Konoha in an instant.

Thinking about the madness of those radical Uchiha people after hearing the news, Shisui's palms were full of sweat and his heart was beating violently.

Yishu said seriously: "Really, I am now... Four Magatama!"

"..."

Shisui put on a mask of pain and said, "Kazuki, be serious, please, just this once, just be serious this time."

Four fucking magatama?
Are you going to heaven?
There is no record in the history of Uchiha that there are four magatama!
Are your eyes blooming?
"It's your question that's weird." Yishu looked bored and curled his lips, "'Yishu, is your Sharingan still three magatama?' Tsk, if I don't say I have four magatama, then how many magatama should I have? Degraded, two magatama? Or, how many magatama do you want me to have?"

"brush!"

Shisui didn't want to waste any more words, staring at Kazuki, his pupil power burst out, the three magatama changed rapidly, and the pattern of windmill shuriken appeared in his pupils.

kaleidoscope!
Kazuki was stunned: "Shisui, my dear Onii-chan, are your eyes blooming?"

"…This is the advancement of the three magatama, Mangekyō!"

Shisui said in a deep voice: "Mangekyo Sharingan, the ultimate eye of the Uchiha!"

"The Sharingan's advancement?"

Yishu had a complicated look on his face.

ultimate?

get out!

illiteracy!

Above you is the Eye of Eternity, and above that, the Eye of Samsara!

The ultimate in your home is a kaleidoscope?

Did you eat the following plot?
Oh, you died before you got to that point, so that's okay.

The world is developing, but you passed away early.

just.

Thinking of the horror of the other god, Yishu couldn't help but feel weak.

Even if you know the other party will not use it on you.

Shisui said seriously, "Kazuki, now, do you still think I'm joking?"

Yishu thought about it for a moment and nodded: "Yeah."

"why?"

Shisui couldn't help but say, "Seeing is believing. Didn't you see my eyes?"

Yishu sighed helplessly, three magatama appeared in his pupils, and then slowly began to change.

At last……

Four magatama appeared!

True Four Magatama!

Shisui: "..."

Yishu said faintly: "Don't look so downcast, I've already told you that I am a four-magatama person, but you always think I'm lying to you, ah!"

“What about trust between people?”

"Is it blocked in your intestines by your constipation?"

"People's hearts are not as old as they used to be!"

Shisui: "..."

He stared at Kazuki with his eyes fixed.

He collapsed!

He's broken!

Is this really four magatama?
Shisui wants to pull out all his hair.

Is there something like this between the three magatama and the mangekyo?
Where did it come from?

wrong!

Shisui suddenly came to his senses.

Ya was led astray by Yishu.

What are four magatama?

This is a fucking kaleidoscope!
The ordinary three magatama means there are three magatama in the pupil.

If you look closely at this, it looks like an Ouroboros with four magatama in series.

It looks simple at first glance, but upon closer inspection it has a bit of weirdness and depth.

This should be an external form of a kaleidoscope!
"kaleidoscope!"

“This is a kaleidoscope!”

"Kazuki, this is your kaleidoscope!"

Shisui couldn't help but yell.

(End of this chapter)