Chapter 37 This is what Uchiha should do!

The Hokage's office was quiet.

Utane Koharu and Mitokado En frowned and thought hard.

Crematorium?
What it is?
There are coffins in the ninja world!
There is also talk of cremation.

However, for a moment, the two elders could not think of that direction.

According to everyone's understanding of Uchiha, you should open a weapons shop.

You can also open a teahouse or a wine shop.

cremation……

A genius of Uchiha, opening this thing, how many dishes, and drinking like this?
Seeing the two elders in deep thought, the Anbu seemed to be unable to bear it and closed his eyes.

"Elder, don't think too much. It's the crematorium you imagined."

Mitomon Yan was a little dazed and asked, "Is it really that cremation?"

"Correct!"

The two elders looked at each other.

"This evil Uchiha, what is he planning?"

"How would I know? Danzo shouldn't have been put in solitary confinement. Danzo should have been the one to deal with the Uchiha. He's the best at it."

"Makes sense!"

After another brief silence, the two actually looked towards the Anbu: "What do you think?"

I'm thinking on my knees!
The Anbu muttered to himself.

Whatever I think is of no use, will you listen to me or what?

"I think the Uchiha must have a trick up their sleeve..."

Mitomon Yan said unhappily: "Do you need to tell me this?"

The Anbu were silent.

Then what do you want me to say?

Utane Koharu suddenly asked, "Do you think the Uchiha could have researched some forbidden techniques? Like..."

They both thought of their teacher almost at the same time.

Back then, their teacher also developed a very terrifying forbidden technique using corpses.

If that forbidden technique is not used properly, it will destroy the entire ninja world, so much so that even the teacher is afraid of this forbidden technique and sealed it with his own hands.

Could it be!

This evil Uchiha brat...

A look of fear appeared on both of their faces at the same time.

If the Uchiha possessed such a forbidden technique, it would be a disaster for the ninja world.

Mito Kado Yan breathed rapidly and ordered: "Mobilize all the Anbu that can be mobilized and monitor Uchiha Yishu with all your strength. Do you hear me?"

"Yes!"

"Koharu, let's go find Hiruzen and Danzo. Konoha is in the most dangerous time. We need to unite all our strength and not let them fight any further."

"it is good!"

"Two, two elders!"

The Anbu suddenly spoke up and called out to Utane Koharu.

"Anything else?"

"It's possible. I'm just overthinking. There's a small matter." The Anbu said carefully: "Uchiha Kazuki posted a slogan for his store."

"slogan?"

Utatane Koharu said in a stern voice, "Remember, when it comes to Uchiha, there are no small matters. Do you understand?"

"Yes!"

"Tell me, what's the slogan? I want to take a good look at it and see what the secret is."

The Anbu handed over the prepared paper.

[Uchiha Cremation Shop, grand opening! ]

Free gifts for three days, one gift for every one you burn.

If you have a friend who is tired of living or a troublesome friend, please make a reservation for him in advance.

Warm up the stove in advance and serve on a first-come, first-served basis.

We guarantee to provide warm service that is enough to melt you, so that you can turn into wisps of smoke with a gratified smile, flying in the blue sky, over the towering mountains, across the blue sea, to the end of the world.

Ps: If I can’t persuade you, I’ll cremate you.

The most sincere blessing from Uchiha, you deserve it!

"..."

Utane Koharu narrowed her eyes.

That's right.

Uchiha Kazuki's taste! Except for him, no one in the entire ninja world can do such a thing.

Mitomon Yan sighed: "Times have changed, and I feel old."

Utane Koharu looked at him, silent.

The scene fell silent for a moment.

It was not until Sarutobi Hiruzen walked back to the office angrily and saw the two people standing there in a daze and the Anbu kneeling on one knee that he was stunned.

He looked suspicious and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

……

"This is what a proper Uchiha should do!"

Yishu walked around the crematorium again and again, very satisfied with his shop. Finally, he lay down on the cabinet where the corpses were placed and uttered a sigh.

The mind gradually empties and the expression gradually becomes calm.

This is a shop covering hundreds of square meters.

Except for the middle corridor.

On both sides, there is a cabinet for corpses and a coffin for corpses.

People walking in the middle feel so sour!

Yuhi Kurenai looked at him speechlessly and said, "What are you doing? Why do you do this when you can do something else? After all, you are a genius of the Uchiha clan, someone that even Danzo can't do anything to."

"This business makes money!" Yishu opened his mouth with a stiff expression and said, "Without money, how can I marry you?"

"Will you be short of money?"

Hong sneered and said, "Besides, if you really need money, so what? I don't need it. I'll give you as much money as you want."

In his youth, he was very popular, powerful, and had a high status. He had only one precious daughter, so naturally he wanted to give her everything good.

In addition to a house, there are also several prosperous shops, and then there is a large sum of money, ensuring that Hong will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life.

The crematorium shop opened by Yishu still uses the red shop name.

As a female ninja, Hong didn't have many expenses, and her daily missions were enough to support herself.

She barely touched the tens of millions of taels her father left her.

Yishu said lazily: "There is no reason to spend a woman's money, that's just living off her."

Hong shook her head and said, "By the way, Yishu, when can the bandage on your face be removed?"

"It's almost there, in just two days!"

Yishu put his hands on his eyes.

He could feel that Shisui's power had merged into his own.

His transformation is about to end.

What kind of eye technique would that be?

The combination of Shisui's dojutsu and his own dojutsu must be extremely powerful.

Yishu was looking forward to it.

"Boom boom boom!"

There was a knock on the door.

"welcome!"

Kazuki immediately jumped up, walked forward with a smile, looked at the newcomer, and said, "Shisui, Itachi? Why are you here? Did you know I opened a shop, so you came to show your support?"

"This one……"

Shisui and Itachi were choked and speechless.

Support?

How can you support this thing you drive?

Buy a coffin and take it home?
Or burn yourself?

As for the former, Itachi estimated that his parents would break his legs after he carried the coffin home.

the latter……

Damn it, I'm dead, why should I care so much?

"Come on, come on!" Kazuki said enthusiastically, "Let me introduce you two. Our store has five levels of packages: ordinary level, Genin level, Chunin level, Jonin level, and Hokage level."

After hearing this, not to mention Itachi and Shisui, the "fuck" in Hong's heart was like a mechanism that kept gushing out.

Is he still at the Hokage level?

What do you want to do?

Did you pull the Hokage over and burn him?
“Don’t look like that!” Kazuki raised his finger and waved it repeatedly, saying: “Every ninja in Konoha wants to be the Hokage, but there is only one Hokage, which means that 99% of people have no chance.”

"When you were alive, you didn't have the life of a Hokage. Now, won't you be allowed to feel it when you die?"

"There is no such reason in the world."

"Do you think I'm right?"

(End of this chapter)