Chapter 555: Can you eat me in this state?
Su Yitong stood in front of the full-length mirror again and looked at herself.

"Look at this outfit, he can see me for ten seconds without making an excuse to go to the bathroom and running away. He has great self-control!"

Su Yitong opened her cell phone and looked through the message sent by the introducer.

"How can someone who is so young and earns over ten thousand a month, is handsome and has six-pack abs, and is a master of fighting? Who dares to call himself a master in front of me?"

Su Yitang pouted and complained:
"But judging from the reply from the other party, he probably doesn't really want to go on a blind date. Maybe he's just like me, being urged by his family. Sigh, I can only say sorry to the friend who is about to be scared by me!"

Su Yitong recalled a company team building event, where she and Xiao Yaoxi dressed up as sisters. Yang Shan saw this and teased her:

"It's a good thing you're socially anxious, otherwise if you were dressed like this and walked out the door, many women would hate you to death."

Seeing that it was almost time, Su Yitong hurried out of the dressing room and sat at the dining table.

"It's almost time. Are we going to be late?"

Su Yitong opened the Doupo Forum and began to browse the posts casually.

Even if the other party is late, she will not send a message to urge him.

She looked at today's popular posts, most of which were discussions about the next version and criticisms of Tianyao Company for shutting down its service for too long.

But there was one post that Su Yitong couldn't help but click on.

The post title is:

"I predict that Yang Shenqing will only need one version to take down Feng Qing'er!"

The post even gave a list of the NPCs that Yang Shan had already conquered or was about to conquer!

Su Yitong saw the lines of lists, each line was the name of an NPC.

She knew every NPC here, after all, Su Yitong often talked about games with Yang Shan.

But Su Yitong herself had never carefully counted how gorgeous Yang Shan’s favorability list was.

Now seeing this table, Su Yitong suddenly came to her senses.

She gritted her teeth:

"The boss is such a scumbag! Such a scumbag!"

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

"Hello, is anyone there?"

Su Yitang quickly put away her phone, and her voice was a little abnormal:
"Please, please come in."

Honestly, though, she knew she wasn't herself right now.
But eating with strangers, even if it was just a simple communication, was very stressful for Su Yitong.

"It's better if I scare you away. It's okay. I don't blame you for not saying anything. Please!"

Su Yitong was praying in her heart.

But when the door opened and she saw the man's appearance, Su Yitang almost couldn't breathe:

"what?"

Yang Shan also thought for a moment that he had walked into the wrong private room.

But he was very familiar with Su Yitong's eyes.

Just this hairstyle and this makeup on the face.
"My goodness, Xiaotang, is this how hard you work to quickly clear the blind date dungeon?"

In Yang Shan's opinion, judging from Su Yitong's current look, no man under the age of fifty would be willing to take a second look at him.

Oh, and neither will anyone over fifty!
After all, those “old veterans” probably follow more borderline anchors in their short video accounts than that old pervert Zhu Tianpeng!
After all, aesthetics may change with age, but they don’t “get older” with age.

The game character images of Doupo are based on scanning the player’s real image.

Some adjustments can be made, but the appearance will not change much.

What's more, in the "virtual party hall", everyone's image has not been adjusted at all.

If Su Yitong really looks like this, it must be because Tianyao Company’s virtual device has a display bug!

It seems that Su Yitong spent a lot of time on today's special makeup.

In order not to waste Su Yitong's efforts, Yang Shan decided not to expose it for the time being.

The current situation is that Su Yitong knows Yang Shan, but she thinks Yang Shan doesn't know her!
And Yang Shan knew Su Yitong, and he also knew that Su Yitong now thought that he didn't know her!

It's a bit awkward, but that doesn't matter.

The important thing is, the only one who was kept in the dark was Su Yitong!

No matter what I say today, I must leave a deep memory for Su Yitong.

Yang Shan turned on the actor mode. He maintained the astonishment on his face for three seconds, and then nodded to Su Yitong, revealing a slightly awkward but extremely sincere smile:

"Hello, this is Xiao Su, right? I'm Xiao Yang."

Su Yitong's expression control was not as good as Yang Shan's. She had already become dazed and nodded purely subconsciously.

Seeing Yang Shan walk into the private room and sit opposite her, Su Yitong's ears were throbbing!

Generally speaking, when the heart beats too violently and the environment is relatively quiet, there will be a similar drumming sound in the ears.

Su Yitong’s mind is very confused now.

Why is my boss here?

Blind date with your boss?

Seeing her face, why didn't Yang Shan say that he had walked into the wrong private room and took the opportunity to slip away?
Too many whys made Su Yitong's CPU burn out and start smoking.

So she could only scream in her heart:
“Ahhhhhh! What’s going on! What’s going on!”

Su Yitong was anxious, embarrassed and confused.

But for the first time ever, she forced herself to calm down in less than five seconds!

It’s not that Su Yitong’s ability to handle emotions is that strong.

It was a reason that aroused all her potential and allowed her to control her emotions.

"I must not let the boss recognize me! Absolutely! I must not!"

When I think of Yang Shan finding out that she is her
Su Yitong felt like the sky was falling.

Yang Shan behaved quite gentlemanly and handed the menu to Su Yitong:
"You order. Since we agreed to split the bill, just pick the food you like."

Su Yitong originally wanted to tell Yang Shan directly, "I felt that we are not suitable for each other at first sight."

But looking at Yang Shan's smiling face, Su Yitong couldn't say such a false statement.

But she couldn't leave without an excuse, so Su Yitong took the menu and put it aside. She pretended to be calm and tried to keep her voice steady:

"Xiao Yang, right? Since this is a blind date, we still have to go through the formalities first. This place is quite expensive, and if it's not suitable, there's no need to waste money, don't you think?"

Yang Shan looked at Su Yitong with new respect.

In this kind of "pressure-resistant situation", she can actually take the initiative to launch an attack.

Yang Shan nodded:

"Well, you're right."

Su Yitang: "Then I'll get straight to the point. I have high requirements for my other half. At least he must own a large flat in the city, and the car cannot be less than 500,000 yuan."

Su Yitang thought to herself: "Hehe, with my current appearance and the fact that I'm still a gold digger, I can finally persuade you to quit, right?"

Then, in front of Su Yitong's shocked gaze, Yang Shan took out the car keys:

"My car barely meets the standard. As for the house, I don't have a large flat, but I have a single-family house in the city."

Su Yitong: "What's going on? What's wrong with you, boss? Can you eat me in this state?"

Then, Su Yitang started to think again:
"No! There is absolutely nothing wrong with the boss's aesthetic taste. The boss must have seen that I was too materialistic, so he pretended to be cool, and then mocked me a few times, picked up the car keys and left in style. Yes! This is the script!"

Xiaotang already felt that she had her boss under control.

Su Yitang, who knew that Yang Shan was about to leave, relaxed a little, and even her acting became more natural. She put on a smile that she thought was flattering:
"Wow, brother is so awesome. I am very satisfied with you. What do you think of me?"

With this set of gold diggers, Su Yitong can defeat Yang Shan in seconds!

then
Yang Shan still smiled sincerely:

"Well, you're pretty good, but we still need to get to know each other better. After all, relationships can't be decided in just a few words, right? How about we order food first?"

Su Yitang: “.”

Seeing Su Yitong standing there, stiff as a sculpture, Yang Shan waved his hand in front of Su Yitong's eyes:

"Xiao Su?"

Su Yitang is now really like the Great Sage arriving at the South Heaven Gate—she is panicking. "No, Boss, why don't you play by the rules? Why?"

Su Yitong really didn't know how to deal with Yang Shan for a moment. She was desperate and took out her cell phone, ready to send a message to Yu Feifei, asking her to play a voice message for her, and then leave with the excuse of having something to do!
But after opening V, Su Yitong was stunned.

She suddenly thought of a very serious problem.

Although I don’t know why Yang Shan’s V changed, her V didn’t change!

Su Yitong slowly raised her head in a daze and looked at Yang Shan.

Just by looking at Su Yitong’s eyes, Yang Shan knew that she had discovered it!
Su Yitang's nose felt a little sour:
"Boss, you've kept it a secret from me. Woo woo woo!"

As she spoke, Su Yitong actually started crying.

This scared Yang Shan:
"No, why are you crying, silly girl?"

If it was in front of outsiders, Su Yitong would have to hold back on what she said, but now that the window paper has been broken, Su Yitong has no such scruples.

It was a done deal.

The first meeting between Su Yitong and her boss turned out to be in such a ridiculous way.

The key is, when we first met, she was so ugly
Su Yitang's mentality completely exploded:
"I feel like a clown, sob."

Su Yitong's crying sounded quite unique, her sobbing sounded like a whistle.

Yang Shan shook his head.

Su Yitang is like this.

The tricky part now is how to comfort her.

What happened today was somewhat related to him. If he had told Su Yitong earlier, Su Yitong would not have used this trick to quickly clear the blind date copy.

But it would definitely not be okay to just go up and hug Su Yitong like coaxing a little girl.

Although he had hugged Su Yitong's waist many times in the game.

But in reality, this was the first time the two of them met, so it wasn't appropriate to get right into it.

So Yang Shan asked again:
"How about ordering first?"

"what?"

Su Yitong’s crying stopped abruptly.

No!

She was crying here, and Yang Shan actually had the mind to order food?
However, with Yang Shan distracting her, Su Yitong found that she seemed to be unable to regain the mood of crying just now.

Yang Shan strikes while the iron is hot:

"Do you put on your makeup in the dressing room?"

Su Yitang felt wronged:
"Ah."

Yang Shan pushed the menu in front of Su Yitong:

"Take a look at what you want to eat first, wait for me, I'll be back soon."

Su Yitong didn’t know what Yang Shan wanted to do, but her sadness seemed to be fading away.

The main reason is that Yang Shan acted too calm!

Su Yitong mainly felt that her current appearance and meeting with Yang Shan were really embarrassing and funny.

But except for the first three seconds when he entered the door, Yang Shan did not seem to have any negative expressions or words or actions towards Su Yitong's ugly look.

This is like being the first kid in elementary school to lose his baby teeth. If he is laughed at by the whole class, he will naturally feel uncomfortable for a while.

But if the friends around him don't have any problems, even if the friend who has lost a tooth still has some psychological pressure, it will not have much impact.

Su Yitong didn’t know why Yang Shan went to the dressing room, but Yang Shan didn’t let Su Yitong wait too long.

A minute later, Yang Shan came out of the dressing room.

Su Yitong was drinking water, trying to calm down.

But when he saw Yang Shan's look, he couldn't calm down at all and the water in his mouth sprayed out on the spot.

Yang Shan's face now looked particularly wonderful.

Panda eyes, red nose, and lips covered with lipstick.

At first glance, doesn't this look just like a clown in an amusement park?
Yang Shan swaggered up to Su Yitong.

Su Yitang was at a loss:
"Boss, what are you doing?"

Yang Shan: "Just like you, playing the make-up game."

Su Yitang: “Uh”

Yang Shan touched his chin in confusion:

"Isn't this funny?"

Su Yitang: "If I say it's funny, will you deduct my salary?"

Yang Shan: "No, our company never brings work into spare time, and the same goes for the company's identity. We are here for a blind date today. Come on, give me your phone."

Su Yitong seemed to have found the feeling of getting along with Yang Shan in the game, and obediently handed over her phone.

The camera function does not require unlocking. Yang Shan opened the camera app and held up the phone with Su Yitong:

"Come, keep a record of this blind date."

"Ah! No no!"

Su Yitong was so scared that she quickly covered her face.

"What do you mean no? There's no one here with us. Can you ever have this kind of experience again in your life? If I don't record it, I'll regret it later."

As he spoke, Yang Shan gently poked Su Yitong's waist with his finger.

"Ah, it itches!"

Yang Shan started continuous shooting, and with a series of clicks, this precious scene was recorded on Su Yitong's mobile phone.

Yang Shan handed the phone back to Su Yitong.

"boss"

Su Yitong's voice finally returned to normal.

This sound is still comfortable to listen to.

Yang Shan also breathed a sigh of relief:

"I finally managed to coax you into submission."

Su Yitang muttered in a low voice:
"Scumbags really have many tricks."

Yang Shan: "What did you say?"

"I say, boss, you are the best. You really care about your employees!"

Su Yitong, who had relaxed, no longer minded her ugly appearance.

It has come to this anyway.

Just throw the jar away, what else can you do?
Yang Shan's words and actions really made Su Yitong relax.

To be honest, Su Yitong was quite touched.

Not everyone wants to act ugly.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Su Yitong was so scared that she quickly squatted under the table.

But the door didn't open, and the waiter asked outside the door:
"Hello, distinguished guest. May I ask if you would like to be introduced to the dishes in our restaurant?"

If a customer has not ordered for a while, the waiter will naturally urge him in a gentler way.

Yang Shan whispered:
"You hide! I'll handle it."

"Okay, okay, come on, boss!"

Su Yitong was so nervous that she hugged Yang Shan's legs unconsciously.

This posture.
No matter what the posture is, Su Yitong feels quite safe.

Su Yitong has also achieved a rare and difficult achievement in the secretarial world:

If there is any problem, the boss is here!
(End of this chapter)