Lin You received good news and bad news at the same time.
The good news is: Diana was distracted from the cruelty of war and her own powerlessness.
The bad news is: Lin You got himself involved and became the focus of attention after Diana's attention was diverted.
At the same time, Lin You found that he had also gained a lot of experience in the relationship between men and women; what is most difficult for men to resist is a woman's direct attack, rather than indirect attacks, playing hard to get, or playing hard to get, etc.
His last resistance was to ask a question in return: "How can there be a fixed answer to such a question? Irene is either lying to you or joking with you. Look, I can look you in the eye right now and still speak fluently, right? Just now I was thinking and choosing my words, which gave people the illusion that I was speaking incoherently."
"Eileen said that if a man looks you in the eye while he speaks, and speaks fluently and incessantly without blinking, it means that the man is a born liar and has already thought of the reasons and ways to deceive you in advance." Diana's eyes were filled with reminiscence and her words were sincere. It felt like she had taken the words of the female thief as her golden rule.
Has “that woman” made up her mind not to leave any chance for the man to survive?
Lin You was immediately defeated and almost had to flee, even though he had already far surpassed his opponent in strength.
There is no other way. In the decades of my two lifetimes, not to mention that I have never been in love, even when I write online articles about love between men and women, I have "borrowed" from everywhere. To this day, I have only had one girlfriend, Diana, and she took the initiative to come to me first...
For the author, female talent is the most severe battle he has ever faced in his life.
What should I do if I don’t know how to fight this kind of battle?
Lin You almost tore through the memories of two lifetimes, but still couldn't find a "tactic" that was proven to be reliable in practice; never mind, if he couldn't fight, he would just attack with his eyes closed.
Just rush in without thinking, winning or losing is another matter!
You asked me if I wanted to kiss you? I admitted it, so what?!
Lin You secretly gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, then reached out to hold Diana's waist - he had missed her for a long time.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he realized that he had underestimated Wonder Woman's reaction speed. He had only stretched out his hand halfway when the other party took a half step back, awkwardly opening a distance that was just beyond his arm's reach; and his eyes were fixed on his arm in the air, with a clear look of confusion.
Diana's half step back was like a spell to freeze her.
Fortunately, there is still a scepter even if the hands cannot reach it; the snake-wrapped scepter of the Ophiuchus Saint is more useful than any weapon at this time. Lin You does not need to control it. The dexterous golden snake on the head of the scepter is in tune with the master's mind, and the thick snake body is just the same size as a strong man's arm.
The snake rolled up and tightly wrapped around the Amazon princess' waist.
"Come here you."
This was beyond Diana's expectations. She screamed "Ah" and threw herself into Lin You's arms involuntarily. In panic, the two magic bracelets were about to ring, but were abruptly stopped.
The person in front of him is not an enemy! What is he doing?
"You asked me just now if I wanted to kiss you? If I said yes, would you immediately ring the divine bracelet, or even more directly pull out the sword of godslayer?" Lin You's arm replaced the golden snake, but the force around the slender waist was greater than that of the snake, and it wrapped tighter.
The tight soft armor separated the two bodies, but it could not block the transfer of body temperature; both the man and the woman clearly felt an invisible flame burning in their bodies, transmitting ambiguous and hot temperatures to each other.
Diana was confused. She knew what a "kiss" meant, because she had seen it countless times in human society over the past six months; but she could not understand what a "kiss" meant. She knew that people kissed when they met, when they parted, when they were happy, when they were sad, when relatives kissed, and when lovers kissed; but she did not know what kind of kiss Lin You was talking about.
In her hazy memory, Irene seemed to have said to her in a very confident and mysterious tone: "The young earl has always secretly wanted to kiss you in his heart, just like Sherlock Holmes wanted to kiss me every time we met; however, my employer seems to be less courageous in this regard."
So, is Lin You's kiss the same as the kiss between Irene and Holmes?
Diana's mind was so dizzy that she forgot the questions the man asked her.
"You're actually distracted at a time like this?" Lin You didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He actually felt at a loss as to what to do next.
"Ah..." Diana was "awakened" and blurted out her thoughts, "Irene said you always secretly wanted to kiss me. Is it like Irene kissed Mr. Holmes?"
Under the influence of hormones, Lin You only felt that the breath of the girl in his arms was sweet, but the words she said were really frustrating; "Now is not the time for you to think about women, there is a man in front of you!"
The writer found the red lips and kissed them "fiercely".
The other party's reaction was awkward and clumsy, and the bumps between lips and teeth brought the first intimate contact to an abrupt end.
Lin Youyi looked up and saw that Diana's eyes were wide open, with confusion and surprise.
"Is this what a kiss feels like?" There was a hint of aftertaste in his tone as he spoke.
Lin You was originally a little embarrassed because he was staring at her with his eyes open, but he was amused when he heard this; "You don't look like you are kissing, but more like you are practicing fighting skills in the training ground."
"Don't we just need to practice what we don't know?" The Amazon princess's question left everyone speechless.
"Yeah, if you don't know how, I'll teach you." Lin You moved closer again, but this time he moved much slower, as if deliberately leaving Diana room to slowly learn. "What I teach you is what you once taught me."
"Hmm... um..." All the questions in Diana's mind were blocked in her mouth.
This time, there were fewer stumbling blocks between lips and teeth; Lin You felt the temperature in his arms gradually rising, as if he was holding a ball of fire, but the body carrying the fire was gradually softening.
The high temperature of the "flame" gradually disintegrated the fighting spirit and strength of the Amazon warriors.
The first thing to become soft was the girl's arm. The magical bracelet that was originally pressing on Lin You's chest seemed to become less hard. Then, the waist that was tightly bound, as the center of the human body's core strength, gradually softened in Lin You's arms.
In the end, the Amazon warrior's legs seemed to have lost their support, and the arms that were originally supporting Lin You's chest subconsciously moved up and hung on the man's neck.
"What did you do to me?" When the two finally separated, Diana panted softly, but still pressed against Lin You's chest and pushed him away a little, her eyes full of doubts, "Just now I felt as if I surrendered to you without any resistance."
"It's not that I did anything, but that you surrendered to me a long time ago. I know all your weaknesses, and you told me yourself." Lin You hugged the beauty tighter in his arms and whispered in her ear the secret that he had kept hidden for half a year. (End of this chapter)