Chapter 72. A passionate night with a female internet celebrity (title party)
"Hahahaha, Master Cat, drive slower. I feel dizzy."

"Mom, I can do parkour. I can also climb trees. Mom, I can bury my own poop. Hahahahahaha."

"Master Cat's chin is on top of my head. It's so furry and warm."

"Why is this cat so naughty? Hahahahaha, the cat was just walking peacefully but he gave someone a big slap in the face."

"..."

Qiangwa watched the first video of Ding Xiaoman from the first-person perspective on his childhood friend's website, and recited the comments posted by the stupid netizens at the top of his voice, rolling on the bed with joy.

It wasn’t originally so funny.

But the well-behaved kitten that always hangs around in front of you becomes domineering and aggressive once it leaves the house. They are completely two different cats.

The contrast is so cute, anyone who sees it will laugh.

"Oh my god! Your cat is so fierce, it can beat eight people alone. Everyone in the barrage calls it the cat king." This is the third video I have seen of a group fight.

Qiangwa was so happy that he ran out and carried Ding Xiaoman into the house. He took several selfies and posted them on WeChat Moments.

After sending it, I showed it to Luo Yihang.

The accompanying text is "A passionate night with a female internet celebrity". This is not just a clickbait title, it's a scam.

"It's a good shot, with rich expressions and beautiful composition, which fully complies with the standard golden ratio."

The expressions are rich, even Ding Xiaoman rolled his eyes; the composition is exquisite, with two big faces filling the entire screen; the golden ratio, what is the golden ratio?
Anyway, Luo Yihang closed his eyes and blew a lot first, and then did something else after Qiangwa was comfortable with it.

"But there is a small problem. Ding Xiaoman is a male."

"Then?" Qiang Wa scratched his head and asked cautiously, "A passionate night with a male internet celebrity?"

The cautiousness was fake. Qiangwa raised his eyebrows and licked his lips, "It's even more exciting."

Hey, this guy is a pervert!
Luo Yihang dragged the stool away.

……

"Isn't Ding Xiaoman a male cat? Why doesn't he have balls?" Qiangwa lifted Ding Xiaoman up with great effort and asked curiously while staring at his private parts.

“That’s a sad story.”

"Isn't it said that cats whose balls are knocked out are not aggressive?"

"That's the theory, but the problem is that Ding Xiaoman doesn't really listen to theory."

The two brothers were chatting.

Luo Yihang's cell phone rang.

I picked it up and saw, "Video call invitation from [Konggu Youlan]."

Gua girl, her VX name has not been changed yet.

Luo Yihang held up his phone to Qiang Wa and asked, "What? Did you send the video to her?"

Qiang Wa shook his head vigorously, "Your wife, what am I posting? I'm posting it in the group."

Quite frank.

"Niu Niu!" Luo Yihang gave a thumbs up and then connected the video.

As soon as the call was connected, Ding Rui's cold little face appeared, and she was very nervous. "Luo Yihang, are you itching for trouble? Why did Ding Xiaoman become like this?"

He came with bad intentions, and he called out my name. It seems... I don't need to say "it seems", he is just angry.

What should I do if my girlfriend is angry?
You have to coax her.

Luo Yihang smiled awkwardly, his tone as gentle as possible, and changed the subject as far as possible, "It's a good day today, you didn't have to work overtime? Did you go out for a walk in the evening? Where did you go?"

Ding Rui moved the camera and distanced herself from him. "Luo Yihang, are you blind? Didn't you see the white coat I'm wearing? How could I not be working overtime? Didn't you see the sign behind me that says laboratory?"

After successfully interrupting, Luo Yihang drew out a long tone in an exaggerated manner, "Oh——Little Ding Rui's white coat is so beautiful, I thought it was a fashion. Sorry, I really didn't notice the brand on the back. When you appear, I never look anywhere else."

"Get out of here, you're disgusting." Ding Rui said the harsh words, but the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up.

Luo Yihang noticed it and said, "She's smiling, she's smiling. Our Ruirui looks so pretty when she smiles."

"Get lost!" Ding Rui couldn't help but laugh.

Coaxing a girl into becoming...

When he was almost successful, a big face popped out from the side of Luo Yihang, and he opened his mouth and said in a sarcastic tone, "Hey, isn't this the old squad leader? How come you are bald after not seeing you for a few days? Hey, my aunt stewed two chickens for me today. Alas, it's a pity that some people are too far away and can't eat them."

Luo Yihang was so angry that his back teeth were broken and he pushed Qiangwa's big face away.

You always know how to add fuel to the fire.

Which little girl wants to be told that she is bald?

Besides, where is the bald spot? It's because my hairline is a bit high.

"Luo Zhiqiang! Are you itching for trouble?" Ding Rui covered her forehead with her hand, her big eyes widened, her small eyebrows raised, her thin lips pursed, and she yelled at Qiangwa, even yelling out his real name.

Qiangwa didn't take it seriously after hearing it. He was so happy that he rolled around on the bed again.

Even though she was kicked by Luo Yihang, she was still happy. She even dared to chant loudly, "Great revenge! Great revenge! It's so satisfying!" She yelled at Qiang Wa, but it didn't work. Ding Rui turned her head and glared at Luo Yihang again, "Luo Yihang, don't interrupt. Tell me, what's going on with Ding Xiaoman!"

It's over.

Luo Yihang is so worried that he gets angry whenever he sees Qiangwa.

I thought to myself, isn't it just that she reported you to the teacher because you didn't do your homework when she collected it from you at school? I've taken revenge on her so many times and she's still not satisfied.

After finally changing the subject, I remembered it again.

After hitting Qiang Wa a few more times in front of Ding Rui, Luo Yihang turned around with a smile on his face and began to make up stories: "Isn't this a happy education for me? Let the child express himself freely and fully, let him feel the sunshine and warmth, and the world is full of love."

"Feeling that the world is full of love, it starts a group fight?" Ding Rui was inspired, old yin and yang.

"Did you see it? When did you see it? The lab isn't busy today, is it?" Luo Yihang was speechless and had to start interrupting again.

"I was busy watching the data today. I came out to have a drink and saw someone having sex with a female internet celebrity. Female internet celebrity? How did my son become a girl? It's amazing. He can beat eight people."

Ding Rui was distracted, and then someone pulled her back in.

I won't fall for Luo Yihang's tricks.

"This... this..." Luo Yihang looked around and searched for Ding Xiaoman, who was lying on the ground licking his fur, and pushed him in front of the camera. "The child is disobedient. I, a kind father, can't control him. I'll let you, a strict mother, teach him a lesson."

Ding Xiaoman looked up and saw Ding Rui on the screen. He tilted his head and thought for a moment.

Then it seemed to recognize it, and it meowed and licked the screen.

Ding Rui over there immediately turned into a clamp, shouting, "Oh, oh, my baby, my dear baby!"

Then he muttered, "Ding Xiaoman, fighting is wrong, and bullying other small animals is also wrong, do you understand?"

"You have to be a good boy, be polite, and be a little gentleman, okay?"

"Smart kid, nod when you hear it."

Ding Xiaoman: Sitting in front of the screen, licking his fur very seriously.

"Well, you're so good."

Luo Yihang watched from the side, speechless.

Okay, the communication was very full and harmonious, and both sides expressed their enthusiastic attitudes.

A new family food chain takes shape.

The mother and daughter chatted for two or three minutes.

The alarm clock on Ding Rui's side rang.

Ding Rui turned off the alarm clock, snorted at Luo Yihang, waved her fist at Qiang Wa, and turned back to the laboratory.

It turned out to be the alarm clock signaling the end of break time.

The video hangs up.

Qiang Wa pointed at Luo Yihang and teased, "Look at you, how could you bring such trouble to our old squad leader? You were such a shy girl back then, and look at you now."

"What happened?" Luo Yihang asked back.

His tone was relaxed, his face was unfriendly, his eyes were darting around, and he was already looking for a position to strike.

"Like a married woman." Qiangwa actually said that.

Hearing this, Luo Yihang replied in a friendly tone, "It's been so many years, seven or eight years, people always change."

Then he found the right opportunity and kicked Qiangwa hard on the butt, "Get lost, go to bed, I'll take you to town tomorrow."

"I've been troubled by you for seven or eight years." Qiangwa took advantage of the opportunity to run away, but continued to tease.

"What? Seven or eight years, more than ten years."

……

Qiangwa, go to sleep.

Luo Yihang edited today's video and uploaded it to the website.

After finishing my work, I opened my phone and saw a message from Ding Rui on WeChat Moments.

[My cat is so awesome, the little bully among cats, hey! Ha! ] There is also a video link at the end.

Tsk, you obviously like it too, but you're pretending in front of me, so childish.

Luo Yihang thought to himself and didn't dare to reply to the comment below.

The corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

Pretend a little, take advantage of the topic, and show your presence.

What is this called? This is called interest.

(End of this chapter)