Chapter 47. Ding Xiaoman, why are you so mean!

The guest left happily.

There is not much activity in the fields, and all the ripe vegetables have been picked.

I wandered around for a few rounds and cooked and ate lunch at noon.

After lunch, Luo Yihang exported the photos he took yesterday and uploaded them to the network disk, and then shared the addresses one by one.

Download any photos you want.

After receiving a phone call, Luo Yihang ran to the town again to pick up a express delivery.

Yesterday at the riverside, didn’t we plan to let Ding Xiaoman be the host of a cat show?

I placed an order for a sports camera and a mounting strap, the kind that can be used for pets. The store in the same city is very fast and it arrived the next day.

The one I bought was the one that was previously recommended by big data.

New product, waterproof, drop-proof, high-definition, ultra-high anti-shake, and ultra-light.

Including various accessories, the price is as high as five thousand yuan.

One quarter of Luo Yihang’s total savings.

But it doesn’t matter, I have money now.

Even if we don’t count the 22 yuan from selling Poria cocos.

I've made a lot of money selling fried pepper sprouts these days, it's become an urban legend.

It's a pity that the urban legend will always be a legend. Since the rain that day, the pepper trees have grown wildly. I haven't had time to pick them in the past two days. Today I saw that all the buds have grown old.

Alas, sometimes it is not good if the spiritual nourishment is too powerful. The young sprouts of the Chinese prickly ash tree could originally last for 15 to 20 days, but after being nourished, they grew too fast and disappeared in 12 days.

However, in just these 12 days, Luo Yihang sold more than 3600 servings of fried pepper sprouts at 10 yuan per serving, and after deducting the cost, he made yuan.

With a lot of money in hand, it’s no problem to spend 5000 yuan to buy equipment.

Luo Yihang came back from town and couldn't wait to unpack the package.

The new sports camera is great. It is only as big as the dial of a watch and very light.

The fixing strap is a nylon strap with magnetic attraction, which can be adjusted in tightness.

Put it on Ding Xiaoman and then suck the camera onto it.

Just right.

Then Luo Yihang trained for a long time and paid a high price of three cans of cat food.

This stopped Ding Xiaoman from pulling the strange thing off his neck.

All that remains is to see through the camera what Ding Xiaoman is doing every day when he goes out.

……

In the afternoon, Ding Xiaoman, wearing a sports camera, walked around the house and then ran out. He did not come back for dinner until dark.

I went out for a run all afternoon, luckily, my camera was still there.

The quality of a 5000 yuan sports camera is really good.

While Ding Xiaoman was munching on cat food, Luo Yihang attacked from behind and successfully took the camera off.

Flicked the switch.

Sure enough, the power had been out for a long time.

This small camera, without a display, can only last for a little over an hour.

Charge the camera and plug the card reader into the computer.

Luo Yihang rubbed his hands and clicked on the video.

A day in the life of Ding Xiaoman is presented to Luo Yihang from a first-person perspective.

At the beginning of the video, Ding Xiaoman walked around the yard twice.

Then suddenly, he crawled up to the top of the wall by crawling along the wall.

It doesn't go through the door but climbs the wall. I don't know what it is thinking.

Mortals, you cannot speculate about what cats are thinking.

Then, Ding Xiaoman started running along the wall, and whooshed up to the roof of the north room. Without slowing down, he stepped on the tiles, crossed the roof ridge, and went straight to the back edge of the house.

The two front legs are raised high.

Oh my god! Oh my god! It's jumping!
Ding Xiaoman jumped from the roof and landed on the osmanthus tree planted behind the house.

The whole set of movements was smooth, fast and fierce, and extremely familiar. It was obvious that it had been practiced countless times.

It’s really thrilling to watch it from the first person perspective.

If this were edited into a video and released, it would definitely be a climax at the beginning.

Ding Xiaoman landed lightly on the tree, sharpening his claws with a crackling sound.

Then he jumped to the ground headfirst, grabbing the tree trunk.

Only then can you be considered to have left home.

There is also the aftertaste and foreshadowing after the climax.

The cat anchor is really good.

Next, Luo Yihang thought Ding Xiaoman would run to the stage to fight with the bird. Unexpectedly, he walked down the road in a cat-like manner and went into the village.

I was not idle along the way.

Pat the grass leaves, tickle the flowers, splash the water in the canal, and then shovel all the dirt you encounter on the way into the ditch.

At the same time, he was meowing and talking to himself non-stop.

Luo Yihang has raised Ding Xiaoman for more than a year, but this is the first time he knows that Ding Xiaoman is a chatterbox.

Seeing Ding Xiaoman so happy through the screen, Luo Yihang couldn't help but smile like an old father.

then……

Then I saw Ding Xiaoman froze.

Then he suddenly started to sprint to the other side of the village road, jumped up and raised his paw to slap the big yellow dog at the door of the house.

The dog's head was slapped so hard that it was stunned.

Luo Yihang was also confused when he saw this.

what's the situation?
The big yellow dog didn't provoke anyone and was just lying quietly at the door, when a cat came over from far away and gave it a big slap.

Where is justice?

Why is the big yellow dog so cowardly? He didn't even bark when he was slapped, but ran back home with his tail between his legs.

What's wrong? Are you scared or are you used to being photographed?
Luo Yihang initially thought that the dog was frightened and stupid, but later he realized that it might have gotten used to being beaten.

Because not long after, Ding Xiaoman was seen again, slapping a passing duck into the ditch.

The duck didn't dare to move. It ran away quacking, flapping its wings and paddling its feet. It ran very fast.

???

Luo Yihang had figured out that Ding Xiaoman was a bully in the village.

No wonder it even spared the birds on the platform and snatched the fish away.

Afterwards, following Ding Xiaoman's sight, Luo Yihang saw the ridges and fields, and the cats' secret meeting. Several wild cats bared their bellies in front of Ding Xiaoman like little brothers.

Oh, I see.

You are the only boss in this place, and other animals have to listen to you. If they don’t listen to you, they can do whatever they want.

But why did no one in the village come to complain?
As the video progresses, Ding Xiaoman finds a shady spot under a big tree where the old people are chatting and lies down. From the sound of his fifth uncle and seventh grandfather, he can tell that they are all there, telling stories.

What about the big production? You still measure centimeters for the gantry crane, you call the big truck an iron ox, and you feed it grass...

These are topics that we have talked about eight hundred times and never get tired of talking about.

Chatting and chatting.

A rough big hand reached out and rubbed the cat's head. Ding Xiaoman meowed and rubbed his head against it.

Normally at home, it would also try to curry favor with Zhang Guiqin in this way.

...Love is two different things in front of others and behind others.

This cat is really smart.

As the voices of the old people telling stories drifted farther and farther away.

Click.

The screen went black and the camera ran out of battery when I took this picture.

……

Putting aside Ding Xiaoman's nature as a "bully", this more than one-hour video is full of highlights.

The cat anchor did a good job.

Luo Yihang also picked up the editing skills that he had not used for a long time.

Abandon the boring parts, take the essence, add bgm and transition narration, and edit a video of more than ten minutes.

Then I registered a new account on the small broken station and named it "Ding Xiaoman is a cat"

Then upload the video "A complete record of the village bully's appearance, first-person perspective".

Soon, it passed the review and was revealed to the public.

What will become a hot topic on the Internet?

How can it be!

How can there be traffic for the first video of a new user with a new account?

Luo Yihang waited for an hour, played 1 video, liked 1 video, and paid 2 coins, all of which were clicked by him.

I just stopped watching and went to sleep.

Tomorrow is Monday, and the money from selling Poria cocos should be here.

After the money arrives, there is still a lot to do, such as reclaiming wasteland, buying seedlings, and making plans.

　I’m going to be recommended tomorrow, I’m so nervous.

　　How can I pretend to be on it often?

(End of this chapter)