Chapter 44. "Stupid Kid"

"bring it on!"

Luo Yihang did not refuse and went back to the house to get his guitar.

He himself used a folk guitar, which had a pure sound and bright timbre. It was more comfortable to use for playing and singing by himself than the electric guitar that Liu Piaoliang had.

When Luo Yihang came out, everyone had moved their stools to the sides, leaving the main seat in the middle empty and placing a high chair taken from the living room.

Get on the road.

Luo Yihang raised his thumb, sat down steadily without any hesitation, and swept across the strings while holding the guitar.

In the eyes of new friends like Zhang Yue, Zhang Yue and Liu Yang, Luo Yihang is a handsome, tall, skilled, graceful, gentle, playful and easy to get along with man.

But now, when he picked up the guitar, his temperament suddenly changed. Although there was a smile on his lips, he seemed to be distant from everyone, as if he was floating from the ground to the sky.

Qiang Wa, Sui Wa and Su Jing, three familiar people, seemed to have no feelings and even secretly glanced at Liu Yang and Teacher Zhang.

At this time, Luo Yihang plucked the strings with his fingers, and the melody of the prelude sounded and reached everyone's ears.

The melody is a bit folk, a bit rock, and very familiar, bringing back memories.

There was no announcement, so what song was it?
Everyone is reminiscing.

Luo Yihang began to sing, "If one day, I am old and have no one to rely on..."

Oh! It turned out to be "Spring", which starts directly from the climax. No wonder it sounds so familiar.

Zhang Yue, Liu Yang's DNA moved, cleared his throat and was about to sing along, please keep me in that time.

The other familiar ones didn't say anything and just watched quietly.

Looking at Zhang Yue and Liu Yang, they had just sung the word "please".

Luo Yihang then said, "Walking into your room in autumn..."

The two of them held back the words that followed.

??? The pronunciation is correct, but the lyrics are wrong. Is it out of place?
How come it dives all the way from spring to autumn?

Liu Yang and Zhang Yue had a lot of question marks in their heads and looked around, which was really funny.

immediately.

Then I listened to the strings plucked by Luo Yihang's hands, and the tune had changed, or it was a sudden U-turn.

Ran from "Spring" to "The Most Dazzling National Style"

Then the lyrics also went to the ethnic style.

But just one sentence.

"Kick the door open and sing the most dazzling folk song. Then watch you pee all over the floor."

What the hell is this? It blooms in the spring and then turns into the coolest ethnic style in the autumn. What? I come into your room in the autumn just to pee on the floor.

Hearing this song, even Zhang Yue couldn't hold back. She was as frightened as her husband and shuddered in her chair, her face full of confusion and panic.

Because apart from the three of them, everyone else seemed calm.

???

When I put a question mark, it doesn’t mean that there is something wrong with me, but that there is something wrong with you.

immediately.

Sui Wa, Qiang Wa, and Su Jing all slammed the table and laughed when they saw the look on the face of the newcomers.

They knew that Luo Yihang would definitely show off, so they were waiting to see the newcomer make a fool of himself.

It lived up to expectations and was really fun to play tricks on people.

Well, well, can’t be too obvious.

Qiangwa grabbed the tissue on the table and threw it at Luo Yihang, "Who is this person? What are you singing?"

Luo Yihang turned his head away and pretended to be innocent. "It's just a tune, why are you so excited?"

With an innocent look on his face, he stretched out a hand from under the guitar and gave Qiangwa a thumbs up.

Originally, no one saw the small action.

But Sui Wa and Su Jing, two idiots, just clapped their hands on the top of their heads.

The other three weren't stupid, so how could they not know they were being tricked?

At this time Luo Yihang started playing the guitar again. Folk guitar is best suited for playing folk songs.

During the prelude, Luo Yihang looked at Qiang Wa and said, "This song is dedicated to Qiang Wa, Sui Wa, and every friend." This sentence was so powerful that everyone stopped making noise immediately.

"I remember there was a forest here with a hillside behind it. The jujube trees on the hillside were there. Every autumn, ..."

A very new folk song by Zhao Lei, called "I Remember".

Talk about friendship, love, and memories.

It is very appropriate to sing on this occasion today.

However, Luo Yihang sang it mainly for one line of the lyrics.

"I remember that besides being a friend, I was also your uncle..."

Sang it twice.

"Fuck you!" Qiang Wa shouted, and all of a sudden, paper balls and chopsticks on the dining table flew everywhere, all thrown at Luo Yihang's head.

Luo Yihang didn't tolerate it, so he stepped back, knocked over the chair and ran away.

Ethical jokes are really fucking interesting.

……

After a long time of torment, Luo Yihang was forced to drink a bottle of beer as a punishment.

With a smile and a noise, Luo Yihang fell from the sky again.

When I sat back in the center, the temperament was still the same, but the sense of distance had disappeared.

The main feature is the ability to control it freely.

After Luo Yihang sat down, it was time to really perform. He swung his arm and asked, "The human KTV is ready. Please ask all the bosses to order songs."

"I'll go first, I'll go first, let's sing Blue Lotus!" Su Jing is always the most active and is the first to raise her hand to request a song.

"Do you want to contribute to the two oil companies? Sui Wa, your wife wants to run away." Qiang Wa shouted hurriedly, he wanted to cut in line, "Let's have a playboy."

"Go! You're too old. My dad won't listen." Su Jing retorted and even pulled Zhang Yue as an ally, "Sister Yue is new here, let her order first."

Zhang Yue hadn't figured out the rules yet, so he asked curiously, "How do you guys play?"

Su Jing explained to Zhang Yue: "In Luo Yihang's Night of Passionate Concert, Hangwa was the main performer. Everyone sang together and requested songs, and he played the accompaniment. Hangwa played the guitar very well."

This is a regular activity for their group's gatherings. The most lively part is always the competition for the first song. In recent years, it is usually Qiangwa and Su Jing. If Lao Jiang is there, there are also Lao Jiang and his wife. In the past, Dongzi and Ha Song were the main players.

In order to get the first song, all kinds of gossip and slander are flying around, deliberately hitting the lungs.

Looking at the lively scene, Sui Wa was in high spirits and sighed, "Oh, if Lao Jiang, Niu Niu, Dong Zi, and Ha Song were all here, everyone would be here."

"Old Jiang is very busy and has to be on duty." Qiangwa mentioned this in his busy schedule.

He asked the same question yesterday.

"Awesome, are you still digging for oil? Last time you said you were in the desert, have you come out yet?" Luo Yihang also followed up.

"It's out now." Qiangwa was not sure either.

"Anyway, Dongzi went in again." Sui Wa's tone was full of sarcasm, and the "went in" in his words was a verb used only by Dongzi.

These are the jargon used by Luo Yihang and his gang, which outsiders cannot understand.

Su Jing introduced her new friend Zhang Yue, saying, "Lao Jiang and his friends are good friends with Lao Sui from our family, Qiang Wa and Hang Wa. Lao Jiang is a policeman in the city. He is very busy and is said to be getting a promotion. I have met Niu Niu a few times, and I have only met Dong Zi and Ha Song when I got married. We are not very familiar with each other. Let me tell you, Lao Jiang's girlfriend Qin Jie is also a policeman. She is very handsome and cool. She can lift her feet to the top of her head. With one punch from her, she can knock eight people like me away..."

The topic gradually went off track. This Su Jing, relying on her young age, was hooking up with other people's girlfriends.

On the other side, Qiang Wa had already taken away Sui Wa and Luo Yihang’s cell phones, as well as his own.

They were placed in a row on the table, and video chats were made with each of them.

"Just call them. We have high technology now."

"Damn it, what time is it!" Sui Wa cursed, and then changed the subject to shouting, "Everyone wake up, why are you sleeping, get up and have fun!"

He turned around and called Luo Yihang, "Hangwa, give me something explosive!"

My goodness, I thought he was a good person, but Sui Wa is the worst.

Luo Yihang plucked the strings of the piano, playing the old song that he sang most often when he was a child.

It’s a really old song.

"Oh, oh, there is a stupid kid outside the quiet little village, born in the 1960s..."

Stupid Kid

(End of this chapter)