Chapter 25. The boiling water spilled in your crotch is not boiling enough

"You accompany me to sing love songs, watch the most beautiful fireworks, hold hands in the city, my love trembles for you..."

At this time, many diners in the restaurant had already stood up and jumped along, and even those who were sitting were shaking their heads.

A few middle-aged women occupied a space and started dancing along with the audience. Their dancing moves were graceful and professional.

People from the two nearby shops also gathered around, having fun like it was a disco.

"I dried up the loneliness, in the sky of happiness, you are everything to me..."

After singing the last line and playing the last note, Luo Yihang pressed the strings and shouted, "Is it powerful enough? Is it exciting enough?"

The audience applauded loudly and shouted in unison: "Not enough! Hahahahahaha."

It was like a concert, the atmosphere was great.

The aunties and grandmas also shouted along and requested songs, "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond!", "Little Apple!", and "Horse-Tie Pole!"

Tianhan is still remote, and the square dancing has not kept up with the trend. People are still dancing to these old songs.

But just be happy.

The shouting attracted the attention of everyone in the beer square, and soon a crowd gathered around.

Two little girls were peeking out from the crowd, and they seemed a little familiar.

No matter what, Luo Yihang was already excited and shouted: "Not enough, then let's have a more powerful one!"

Without further ado, start plucking the strings again.

I haven't heard the prelude this time.

While playing the piano, Luo Yihang leaned close to the microphone and shouted: "If this song doesn't get exciting, then the boiling water spilled in your crotch is not boiling enough!"

???

The water in your crotch isn’t boiling enough?
Before the people below started laughing.

Luo Yihang started his singing with a shocking voice. He threw a line of Qinqiang at the beginning, which hit the audience's heads and shook their souls out.

"Haha! I'm afraid that once you come, you won't be able to leave!"

The original song used the singing style from the Peking Opera "The Case of the Chopping of the Beauty", but Luo Yihang changed it into a Qinqiang roar, which is just as explosive.

Then, a few interludes, from high to low, were about to fade away.

Luo Yihang suddenly raised his fingers, strummed the strings vigorously, raised the music, and continued to blow up the stage.

"Hey, who's hand is that on the mountaintop at night? If you have the guts, just follow him and don't hesitate!"

The first line of the lyrics blew up the place. It's a dialect song, the Sichuan dialect. Sichuan and Tianhan are very close, and the language is similar, so people here have no pressure listening to it.

And somewhat intimate.

But we can't sing in chorus this time, because no one has heard it before. Even though no one has heard it before, I still think it's quite exciting.

It seems that his movements are not big, and the sound is not loud, and there is no yelling or shouting. He looks very relaxed, but why does he sound so excited?

Especially at the climax

"Hey, there are pigeons flying in the sky and leopards running on the ground. What are you doing? Go up the mountain to make a fortune!"

"If you are sick, don't go to the graves randomly, don't worship the top of the hill, and don't fall into the gutter into the toe of your shoes..."

"When you look at flowers in the fog, they are gone. They deceive the world and reach Penglai. There is no evil in people's lies, so don't make a fuss. They are not stained by mud or dust, but by the naked eye. There is no truth or falsehood, or black or white. I am just a grain of sand in the ocean."

Luo Yihang's singing was neither anxious nor noisy, and there was a sense of ease in his calmness.

But it's very hot and dry.

Combined with the lyrics, there is a kind of madness, insaneness, and sublimation, the true freedom of seeing through the world madly and foolishly.

I haven't heard it, but it's really nice, the singing is good, and the song is also good.

After hearing this, I wanted to drink, to laugh, and to pick up a knife to chop the sky.

I want to pour a pot of boiling water down my crotch.

Thunderous applause!

“…Forget about the past and the future.” Luo Yihang sang the last line.

He waved to the audience.

Sui Wa threw up a bottle of wine.

Luo Yihang bit open the bottle cap, tilted his head back, and gulped down a bottle of cold beer.

The wine flowed down the corners of his mouth and wet his clothes.

Stage, handsome guy, guitar.

A shirt, a white T-shirt, jeans, and a crew cut that shows off his looks the most, but he can still hold it together.

Can sing such a beautiful song.

At this moment, Luo Yihang on the stage was simply so handsome.

The little girl in the audience was so fascinated by him. And then there was a sudden, high-pitched voice: "I want to give birth to a baby for you!"

Luo Yihang was startled, "What are you talking about!"

Looking in the direction of the voice, I saw two little girls who looked somewhat familiar.

Aren’t these the two girls on their graduation trip who bought fried pepper sprouts the day before the stall was set up?

Luo Yihang walked to the side of the stage, squatted down and greeted him, "You two haven't left yet?"

There was also interaction with the audience, it really became a concert.

The two girls, Xiao Lu and Xiao Ru, who had bought fried pepper sprouts on the first day, blushed and one of them replied, "We went to the giant panda base to see the monkeys."

...Qinling Giant Panda Base is in the neighboring county, very close. The giant pandas are nothing to see, but the golden monkeys are fun to watch.

It seems to be correct to say that we were watching monkeys.

Another said, "We are leaving tomorrow to go to ..."

"Stop." Luo Yihang interrupted her, "Don't tell anyone outside."

Then he put the bottle down, stood up and returned to the microphone, "A Southern Girl song for you."

"There lived a southern girl in a northern village. She always liked to stand by the road in a flowery skirt..."

The two girls stared at Luo Yihang singing softly on the stage, their eyes shining.

Playing electric guitar and singing folk songs is so beautiful.

Well, mainly it looks good.

The two girls were deeply moved and extremely satisfied with the trip.

The song is over.

Luo Yihang jumped off the stage, saying that he had had enough and didn't want to sing anymore.

Xiao Lu and Xiao Ru pushed through the crowd and rushed over, shouting bravely: "Handsome guy, add me as a friend."

Qiangwa and Suiwa shrugged and shook their heads respectively.

Alas, I'm used to it, I've become indifferent to it, and I don't envy it at all.

Luo Yihang smiled at the two girls and waved his hand, "We'll meet again if we're destined to. Be careful on your way."

Then the three brothers walked out arm in arm.

Go home and sleep.

……

The next morning, Sunday, Luo Yihang woke up at Qiangwa's house.

Remember one thing.

I ran to Qiangwa's room next door and pushed him, "You idiot, did you pay yesterday?"

Qiangwa turned over in bed and mumbled, "I sent out cell phones yesterday, and I paid 300 for 320."

"Oh, go back to sleep."

Luo Yihang took out his cell phone and transferred 100 yuan to Qiangwa.

Then I went downstairs, washed up, went out for breakfast, and brought one for Qiangwa and put it on the bedside table.

Ride your bike home.

He got up early today, and it was not yet nine o'clock when Luo Yihang got home.

Luo Cheng and Zhang Guiqin got up even earlier. They had already picked a small pile of pepper sprouts and were sorting them in the yard.

There are more than 10 pepper trees in half an acre. Each tree has dozens of branches. If you are lucky, a tree can produce seven or eight branches, but if you are unlucky, there will only be three or four branches. Each branch weighs less than grams.

It is not difficult to pick them, but you have to look carefully at each tree, and walk around them every day.

I raised them for a day yesterday, and today I picked a lot more. At a glance, I saw that there were about eight or nine kilograms. It seems I have to set up the stall early.

After returning home, Luo Yihang mentioned that he wanted to bring some food to Sui Wa, and that Sui Wa wanted to ask a friend to see Poria cocos, then he picked up a hatchet and prepared to go up the mountain.

As a result, I just went out and received a video call.

It’s Ding Rui.

Yes, today is Sunday, and they are closed there too.

Answer it, open the door and give Luo Yihang a critical hit.

"I caught you hooking up with a girl last night." Ding Rui squinted her eyes, tapped the screen with her finger, and spoke word by word.

　That’s it for today.

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