Chapter 204 203. The chairman did not intend to cooperate and gave a forced
Luo Shaoan never expected this.
His live broadcasting career encountered insurmountable obstacles from the very beginning.
He took everything into consideration, but he didn't expect that the chairman had his own ideas and did not intend to cooperate with the company's sales work.
The chairman pooped in public during the live broadcast.
After taking a shit, he was still not satisfied. He saw the balloons stuck on the wall, jumped up, stretched out his paws and smashed them all to pieces.
That flexibility, that height, and that big pussy are absolutely professional.
The number of people in the live broadcast room is increasing rapidly.
All the balloons were blown away, and Luo Shaoan thought that the chairman would calm down this time.
He was just about to speak.
But the chairman was restless. He was bored of staying in the house and wanted to go out and play.
The host can’t leave until the live broadcast is over.
Luo Shaoan was chased and blocked by Ding Xiaoman, and was beaten on the hands and face by Ding Xiaoman.
Fortunately, Ding Xiaoman knew people and would not show his claws to acquaintances, otherwise he would have been injured.
The most outrageous thing is that the people in the live broadcast room watched the fun and didn't mind making trouble. They frantically sent barrages to cheer for Ding Xiaoman and even gave advice from a distance: "Master Cat, stretch your legs, stretch your legs to trip him."
Every time Luo Shaoan got beaten, someone would give him tips. Fireworks would flash in the live broadcast room, bang bang bang, and every firework was a slap in the face of Luo Shaoan.
In the end, Luo Shaoan cut off the fire from under the cauldron, and with quick hands and eyes, he closed all the doors and windows and locked them.
He was breathing heavily angrily, staring at Ding Xiaoman and wanted to curse at him, but he didn't dare.
He was so tired that he forgot what he was supposed to say.
But he didn't expect that when he was reaching into his pocket to get the note, Ding Xiaoman jumped onto the windowsill, stretched out his claws and tapped a few times to unlock the window, then he opened the window and jumped out and ran away...
The comments in the live broadcast room instantly split into two groups.
A group of people were shouting "Master Cat is so awesome", "Master Cat is so smart", "Master Cat runs well", "Master Cat is awesome"
The other group was shouting, "Go chase that guy!!!"
You have to go even if you don't say it.
He hasn't even finished a complete sentence.
The hot sauce hasn’t been sold yet, how can we let the anchor run away?
Luo Shaoan held up the phone holder, opened the door and ran out.
I went out and saw, hey.
Ding Xiaoman hadn't run far yet, so he sat by the roadside waiting.
Luo Shaoan put down half of it, stopped to take a breath, and then went to catch the cat.
As a result, when Ding Xiaoman saw Luo Shaoan coming out, he ran away with his tail up.
Luo Shaoan didn't even have time to catch his breath before he ran after him.
It runs and he chases.
It stopped, but he continued to chase it.
He couldn't catch up yet.
Ding Xiaoman looked very happy as he wagged his tail, and started to play with Luo Shaoan.
Run for a while and then stop to wait for a while.
When he saw Luo Shaoan chasing him, he continued to run.
He even had the leisure to throw some stones and bully Uncle Luo's big yellow dog.
Ding Xiaoman followed Luo Shaoan and ran from the north end of the village to the south end.
Finally he lost interest, jumped onto the roof and disappeared.
Finished.
Luo Shaoan stopped, supported his knees, and breathed heavily.
I even had the time to take a look at the live broadcast room.
The live broadcast room is so lively now.
With the barrage of comments, he even got a nickname...
[Ugh~ I feel dizzy]
[Ugh~~No one can run as steadily as Master Cat]
[Hahahahaha, poor guy, Master Cat slipped away again]
[Unlucky guy, run, unlucky guy, come on, unlucky guy, you also go up to the room]
[Unlucky guy, don’t you know that there is no such function?]
[Poor child, pat on the head, it’s ok, keep chasing, run, hurry up]
[You've had enough rest, you unlucky guy. Within five seconds, I want to see your chairman, otherwise your salary will be deducted. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, it's time, salary will be deducted]
Seeing this string of unlucky people, Luo Shaoan himself felt that he was quite unlucky.
I couldn't help but mutter: "This cat has become a spirit."
The result was a hornet's nest, and the audience in the live broadcast room were not happy about it.
[You unlucky bastard, say that again! ]
[If you are stupid, just say you are stupid, don’t blame Master Cat]
[Speaking badly of the chairman behind his back, having bonuses and wages deducted, or being fired]
[Take this down in your notebook. These are all your dirty laundry. Do you understand, you unlucky guy?]
Anyway, now, in the eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room, teasing Luo Shaoan is more interesting than exploring Ding Xiaoman's cleverness.
They were already used to seeing Ding Xiaoman's intelligence from the videos.
This unlucky new guy, the unlucky guy who is being teased by Ding Xiaoman, looks silly, but he is so funny.
After teasing the unlucky guy for a long time without any response, everyone gave up.
Then he turned around and started posting comments, saying [Where is the chairman, where is the chairman, come quickly], [If I can’t see the chairman for a minute, I’ll unfollow you], [I will unfollow you, I will also curse, it’s so ugly]
Luo Shaoan looked at it with a bitter face and said to the live studio, "I can't control the chairman. I only have two legs, how can I catch up with the big boss with four legs?"
[What a four-legged boss! Your boss crawls around. Oh, that’s right! Your boss crawls around on four legs.]
[Be careful your boss will scratch you]
[I also want to have a four-legged boss]
[My boss also has four legs, he is not good at being a dog, I want to kick him when I see him]
[Same kick, same kick, same dog boss]
Today's netizens have very active minds. With just a random word, the topic can go off into who knows where.
Luo Shaoan just took advantage of the situation.
He sighed and said, "I can't find the big boss, so I'll ask the second boss to come."
[Do you have a second boss in your family? How many legs does the second boss have?]
"It also has four legs. The second boss is very cute."
[The second boss is a man and a woman]
"The second boss is a little girl, only three months old. She is so well behaved."
Luo Shaoan returned to Luo Yihang's house while chatting with the comments in the barrage.
He even knew to cover the camera before entering the house.
When the picture appeared again, it was already in front of Xiao Xiaoman.
Xiao Xiaoman lay on her back on her pink princess bed with her two front paws raised up, revealing her tender pink pads.
This picture directly hit the audience in the live broadcast room.
Leading out a bunch of perverts. [Ahhhhh, I'm dying, I'm dying]
[My girlish heart]
[Second Boss is so cute, Second Boss is so beautiful, I want to steal Second Boss away]
[Kitty, hey hey hey, kitty, hey hey hey, mine, all mine]
then.
In full view of everyone, Luo Shaoan stretched out his evil hand towards Xiao Xiaoman.
The description of black hands is true. After being exposed to the sun for a whole summer, these three little ones were all pitch black.
He used his hands to pull Xiao Xiaoman.
Xiao Xiaoman was sleeping soundly, but he woke him up.
Xiao Xiaoman is a very good kid, but he still gets grumpy when he wakes up.
Xiao Xiaoman jumped up, hunched over, with his tail erect, and opened his mouth to yell at Luo Shaoan: "Ha!"
The little one looked fierce and startled everyone again.
[So cute ahhhhhhhh]
Xiao Xiaoman was so small that he was not scary even though he looked fierce. Luo Shaoan reached out to hug him and said, "Second Boss, be good and come with me to do a live broadcast. I'll give you some milk cake."
Still want to bribe? Can a milk cake alone make Xiao Xiaoman calm down?
Xiao Xiaoman doesn't buy it.
He stretched out his little paw and slapped Luo Shaoan's hand. His movements were standard, accurate and fierce. It was obvious that he was taught by a famous master.
Luo Shaoan pulled his hand back suddenly, "This little thing is quite strong."
No matter how strong it is, it is still a kitten. Luo Shaoan was just frightened, but he was not afraid and stretched out his evil hand again.
Seeing that the big hand didn't work, Xiao Xiaoman shrank back, but the hand came again.
He twisted his body and quickly slipped out from under Luo Shaoan's arm, twisted his four legs tightly, and slipped out of the door in a flash.
"Come again!" Luo Shaoan shouted depressedly, picked up his mobile phone to cover the camera and ran after him.
When I chased him into the yard, I saw Xiao Xiaoman twisting his butt to climb up the wall and then jumping out.
"Oh shit!" Luo Shaoan was afraid it would fall, so he quickly ran out of the yard.
Then I saw a yellow shadow whizzing up the mountain, then disappearing into the meadow.
Luo Shaoan chased for a while, but failed to catch up.
There is so much fun in the barrage.
[The big boss ran away, the second boss also ran away]
[The unlucky guy is so miserable, I want to laugh so much]
[Your boss is running for freedom and doesn’t want to work]
[What are you going to do, you poor bastard? Do you still want to work? ]
Seeing this, Luo Shaoan simply put down his phone and sat cross-legged on the ground.
There's no need to prepare anything in advance, such as tastings, demonstrations, and reviews.
Just give up and start selling products.
"Don't miss it if you pass by. Our company is launching the best chili sauce. Not 998, not 198, just 98. There are four flavors to choose from..."
【Caught off guard】
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"Hahahahahahaha!" Luo Shaoan stood on the hillside, laughing up to the sky, dancing and almost rolling on the ground.
There were many problems in today's live broadcast.
The anchor was disobedient, the anchor destroyed the decoration of the live broadcast room, the anchor ran away, the anchor went to the room...
The substitute anchor is annoying, the substitute anchor is grumpy, the substitute anchor climbed over the wall and ran away...
Anyway, no link is on the right track.
Luo Shaoan thought to himself that it was okay, he would just finish reading the lyrics and call it a day, and just consider it as a summary of experience.
As a result...as a result...it actually opened.
"Boss! Boss! It's sold! It's sold!" Luo Shaoan excitedly ran to the stage with the mobile phone holder, found Luo Yihang, and shouted from afar.
"Shaoan did a good job." Luo Yihang walked over to meet Luo Shaoan, praised him first, and then asked, "How much did you sell?"
"Forty-two cans, a total of forty-two cans. Two of them bought sets." Luo Shaoan was very happy and recited the data immediately.
Luo Yihang smiled and said, "Not bad, not bad. Remember to calculate the sales ratio of each flavor and produce according to the sales volume in the future."
"Yeah!" Luo Shaoan agreed readily.
"Arrange the shipment, I trust you to do the job." Luo Yihang now praises readily, which is mainly an encouragement to Luo Shaoan.
As a result, Luo Shaoan: “Ah!”
He forgot about the delivery...
"Hey. Where are all the goods?"
“A warehouse in an industrial park.”
“How do you ship the goods?”
"Pack it and send it by express."
"Where's the courier?"
"In town."
“Can you ride a motorcycle?”
"meeting."
"Okay, go ahead."
Luo Shaoan was dazed holding the motorcycle keys.
Go back and ride Luo's dad's scooter.
He rode his bike to the courier station in town, boasted and bargained, and asked for monthly settlement, and asked for a low price and door-to-door delivery.
I bought a stand-alone machine and also got dozens of small cardboard boxes and bubble wrap.
He now does these tasks subconsciously and has a strong sense of autonomy.
Then he rushed to the food factory and carried the cardboard box into a small office on the second floor of the office building allocated to Qingyin Agriculture.
I greeted the security guard at the door, went in to find Qiangwa to sign the delivery order for the hot sauce, and then took the invoice printed on the order to the finance department at the next table for reimbursement.
Go to the warehouse to get the hot sauce, drag it back on a cart and pack it up...
From then on, Luo Shaoan’s miserable live streaming life began.
Every morning I chased Ding Xiaoman all over the mountain. Ding Xiaoman would occasionally give me some face and stay in front of the camera for a longer time, just like New Year's Day.
If you can't catch up, just find a place to sit, recite some words, and sell some goods.
Or you can go up on the stage, go to the water's edge, look for the cheap red-crowned crane, look for Xiaoshuai and Xiaomei, and look for Yuchi Yaojin.
Or you can feed the fish by the pond or pick some fruits in the ginkgo forest.
Find time to bring more goods.
Surprisingly, it is quite related to the cute pet blogger.
Although netizens always call him "unlucky guy", they are actually quite respectful to him. Every time they promote products, they can sell some.
Good.
Live streaming in the morning, packing in the afternoon, and working as customer service at night.
Luo Shaoan's life was abundant but hard.
There is just one thing that makes him full of resentment: why is it so difficult to learn to drive? He needs to get his driving license as soon as possible and ask the company to provide him with a car.
I hear the scooter rattle by every day, it’s so scary.
(End of this chapter)