Chapter 151 150. Stinky

The big cat ran away, and Luo Yihang quickly picked up Ding Xiaoman.

Look carefully for any injuries.

Fortunately, fortunately, except for several black footprints on the big face, there were no injuries on the body, no bleeding, no broken bones, and not much hair lost.

Ding Xiaoman, you are awesome. You are the best in fighting. You even fought with such a big guy without any injury.

Well, well, I'm glad you're not hurt.

After Luo Yihang finished the inspection, he quickly threw Ding Xiaoman away.

It stinks too much.

Ding Xiaoman landed lightly on all fours, without figuring out what was going on. He thought his master was having a seizure.

ignore him.

Dian Dian ran to find the kitten, and just as he was about to rub his head against the kitten, he turned his head away and said, "yue~~"

Ding Xiaoman vomited.

Okay, I get it, kittens also smell bad.

What the hell is that cat-like thing? Why can it fart? It must be a weasel that has turned into a spirit.

Luo Yihang raised his arm and smelled himself, and almost vomited.

It stinks.

When the cat farted just now, Luo Yihang was closest to it and was hit the hardest, with the smell all over his face.

This set of clothes, pants and shoes are all gone.

Take off the backpack and smell it, yue~~
What a pity, now this bag that Luo Yihang really likes can’t be kept anymore.

You can throw away clothes and pants, but you can’t throw away people.

"Quick! Purification spell!"

Luo Yihang pinched his fingers and performed a cleansing spell. Spiritual energy circled around his body, "shaking" off all the dirt on his body, making it as clean as new.

Damn, it was shaken off, not disappeared. Luo Yihang's body and clothes were splashed with dirt by the big cat, as well as dirt from the journey through thorns and bushes. All the dirt flew out without being damaged at all, and all covered Ding Xiaoman.

Ding Xiaoman stink even more.

Ding Xiaoman was so angry that he jumped onto Luo Yihang's back and slapped Luo Yihang's head hard with his claws.

The stench spread all over Luo Yihang's head and body, and the magic just cast was in vain.

"Stop it, stop it, I'll get rid of it for you."

Luo Yihang shrank his neck to protect his head, made some hand gestures, and used the cleansing spell once again.

A stream of spiritual energy flew out from his fingertips, intelligently bypassing Ding Xiaoman and cleaning himself again...

Damn, single target skill.

This time Luo Yihang was only clean for a second, as Ding Xiaoman was still crawling on him. The source of the stench was not resolved, and he was immediately stained again.

Magic doesn't work, let's try physical tactics.

There happened to be a pool of clear water nearby, and it was summer, so it wasn't cold, and there was no one in the deep mountains and forests.

I shone the flashlight and used my trekking pole to stir the water in the pond, but there was no snake.

Come on.

Luo Yihang stripped himself naked, and Ding Xiaoman grabbed him and threw him into the water first.

Then he jumped down too.

Ding Xiaoman cried so miserably because he didn’t like taking a bath.

Shout! It's no use shouting to the sky.

If it weren't for you, if it weren't for you, the three of us wouldn't be in trouble.

仨？
Hey, there is also a little kitten, and it smells bad too.

Forget it. The kitten is too young. It would be bad if it was thrown into cold water and froze to death.

Since there was no soap, he could only rub Ding Xiaoman dry. Luo Yihang pressed Ding Xiaoman into the water and rubbed him. During this time, Ding Xiaoman escaped eight times and was caught eight times.

The whole pool of water is stinky, but when you come out and smell it, guess what, your body still stinks...

What exactly is that ingredient that the big cat sprays? Why is it so powerful?

Not only did Ding Xiaoman fail to wash clean, but Luo Yihang himself also became smelly again.

Speaking of which, Ding Xiaoman, how much did you eat? Other people’s cats will become smaller after soaking in water, why don’t you see any change?
Luo Yihang picked up his coat.

Since it already stinks, let’s just leave it at that. Let’s go back first and find a way to solve the source of the stink.

Wipe off the water and put on a T-shirt and pants.

He held Ding Xiaoman down and wiped her again.

Ding Xiaoman got angry and ignored Luo Yihang. He ran to the side to shake off the water on his body and raised his paws to shake them as well.

This is when Luo Yihang likes to play the most.

There is a switch on Ding Xiaoman's body. After taking a bath, you can press its hind paws with your fingers. Once pressed, it will lift up and shake it. It's very interesting.

After playing a few times, Ding Xiaoman got annoyed. He raised his front paws, tilted his head, and slapped Luo Yihang's weird hands.

After chasing Luo Yihang away, it ran off to find the kitten.

Ever since the kitten was thrown to the ground before the fight, it has been whimpering and crawling in circles, as if it was very scared.

Ding Xiaoman ran over and scratched it with his paw, exposing the back of its neck, as if he wanted to pick it up. But as soon as he got close, he quickly turned his head and took several steps back.

Oh, what should I do with this little kitten?

Also, what to do with this little kitten.

Throw it here and wait for its family to pick it up?

I'm afraid it will be taken away by other animals before its family arrives.

Or take it back and hand it over to Officer Yuan.

Luo Yihang also walked over, squatted down and pinched his nose. He picked up the kitten with one hand and pinched its little belly with the other hand. It was soft and cute.

"You are really pretty. You have a tattoo at such a young age. You are a bad kid."

This kitten is slightly longer than Luo Yihang's palm and slightly smaller than his forearm. A kitten this big should be about one or two months old.

Its body is covered with a layer of soft, short fur, which is light yellow in color, darker on the back and lighter on the belly. Under each of its two large amber eyes, there is a strip of white fur, just like a tattoo.

Hey, eh?

The big cat just now was gray with spots, right?

The little kitten in my hand is yellow.

The big cat's face doesn't look like a cat's. It looks like a mixture of a cat, a fox and a dog.

This kitten looks like a cat.

The big cat has grown taller.

This kitten still looks like an ordinary cat.

Also, remember that cats are mothers who raise their babies.

When the big cat rolled over and fought with Ding Xiaoman just now, its entire body was exposed.

If you look closely, you can see two testicles hanging under the hind legs.

and so.

Luo Yihang picked up the kitten and held it farther away.

"You are a tabby."

It is obvious that this little kitten is not the big cat's child. It must have been captured by the big cat from somewhere.

If the cubs were really snatched away, the big cat would not run away so happily. If the food was snatched away, it would probably chase after the cat and fight, and then run away if it can't win. This is called the law of the jungle.

Okay, take it away first. Take a picture and show it to Officer Yuan tomorrow. If it is a protected animal, give it to them. If it is an ordinary cat, keep it.

Our Ding Xiaoman finally showed some maternal love and brought back a kitten, so she must be made to take responsibility.
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On the way back, Luo Yihang took off his inner T-shirt and tied it into a pocket, put the kitten in it and carried it with him, because the kitten was so smelly.

The little kitten curled up in it and rocked comfortably.

Ding Xiaoman, a cat, walked in front, far away from Luo Yihang, and was not carried on his back today.

The master stinks, and the backpack stinks too. The cleansing spell only affects the clothes and pants, but not the backpack.

This man and this cat are truly a family. They only think that other people's stench is bad, but can tolerate their own stench.

Go down the mountain and get in the car.

After the game, the car also stinks.

Luo Yihang made another hand gesture, and the spiritual energy circulated throughout his body. "Quick, cleansing spell."

The second spell of the Immortal Cultivation Gift Pack, specially used for cleaning the house, Shining Login... but didn’t log out.

A stream of spiritual energy emerged from the fingertips, and then dissipated.

Nothing.

Forget it, let’s use physical methods.

Because taking a shower took some time, it was already dawn when Luo Yihang and Ding Xiaoman returned home.

These two just walked in.

Soon after, Luo's father came over, and it was time to break up the leaves and feed them to the shrimps.

Mr. Luo pushed the door open, took one foot inside, and immediately stepped out.

"Did your kid fall into a cesspool? Why does it stink so bad?"

Luo Yihang thought it was bad, he was caught red-handed.

Looking at Ding Xiaoman again, he thought, okay, it's you, you have to bear the consequences of your own actions.

He quickly took off all his equipment and shouted outside, "It's Ding Xiaoman. He was fighting with a weasel and the weasel farted and smoked him."

Mr. Luo pinched his nose and walked into the yard and into the house.

He couldn't get in, took a step forward and then backed out again, and asked in a muffled voice, "Why do you stink so badly?"

"I heard a noise and thought there was a thief. When I went out to check, I couldn't hide." Luo Yihang said helplessly.

As long as Ding Xiaoman is there, it doesn't matter how many times you cast the Purification Spell, it will be useless and your mana will be wasted.

Luo Yihang later decided not to use it anymore, just let it stink.

"Go wash it quickly." Luo's father pinched his nose and looked disgusted. "We haven't had weasels here for a long time. This thing is not easy to wash. You need to use vinegar, and if that doesn't work, use alcohol."

Luo Yihang hurried into the bathroom.

After a while, he shouted, "Dad, vinegar."

Luo's father sent him in.

After a while, "Dad, alcohol."

Mr. Luo went home with a pinched nose, hesitated for a long time, and took out a cheap bottle from the cupboard.

I felt so sad when I sent it in.

After a while, Luo Yihang finished the experiment in the bathroom. Vinegar worked, and so did alcohol.

I can finally feel relieved.

"Dad, Ding Xiaoman."

"what?"

Dad Luo went to catch Ding Xiaoman.

Ding Xiaoman is so smart. He has already taken a bath in the middle of the night, and now he would rather smell bad than take a bath.

When it saw Luo Dad coming, it immediately stood up from its cat bed, and faced Luo Dad, standing up, baring its teeth and claws, and howling.

Mr. Luo retracted his outstretched hand.

Ding Xiaoman found the right opportunity, put down his front legs, lowered his body, slipped out from between Luo's father's legs, and ran around the yard.

Dad Luo chased it for two steps and found that he still couldn't catch up with it.

Call people decisively.

He shouted toward his home on the upper floor: "Old woman, come quickly and catch the cat."

A shot of arrow pierced the clouds and called all the people in the house.

Luo's father and mother, three children with the surname Luo, and Zhang Xiaoru.

Six people chased and intercepted Ding Xiaoman in the yard, yue~yue~non-stop.

This cat stinks.

After several rounds, the weakling Zhang Xiaoru left the battlefield and started retching while leaning against the wall.

Luo Qingcai found the right opportunity, pounced on the ground, and grabbed one of Ding Xiaoman's hind legs. Ding Xiaoman turned around, swung his two front paws, and slapped him in the face.

Fortunately, Ding Xiaoman was sensible and recognized his family, so he didn't show his claws.

Father Luo pinched Ding Xiaoman's armpits with both hands, stretched his arms straight and far away, turned his head, held his breath, and sent Ding Xiaoman into the bathroom.

Luo Yihang grabbed Ding Xiaoman and shouted again, "The cat outside was rescued by Ding Xiaoman. Tell Officer Yuan to see if he is safe."

"What cat?" Dad Luo quickly closed the door, took a deep breath, and looked around... There was no need to look for it.

Zhang Guiqin and Zhang Xiaoru were squatting in the corner of the room. The three young Luo men were standing in a circle behind them, all of them peeking inside.

Dad Luo also came over to take a look, and saw the two people squatting and pinching their noses to tease a little kitten.

Now you don't have to worry about the smell.

The kitten was lying softly on a piece of dirty clothes, stretching out its four little paws and scratching itself, wanting to hug Zhang Xiaoru's fingers to rub its belly.

Every time when she was about to hug the kitten, Zhang Xiaoru would move her fingers and tickle its belly. The kitten would twist and turn, wagging its tail and spreading its four little paws.

Then Zhang Xiaoru stopped pointing her fingers, and it also stopped, scratching its little paws and coming to hug it again.

So cute.

"Isn't this just a kitten?" Luo's father took out his cell phone, took a picture and sent it to Officer Yuan.

He sent another voice message, "Hey, Xiao Yuan, my cat has taken a kitten from a weasel's mouth. Take a look, is it protected?"
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When Luo Yihang came out of the bathroom with Ding Xiaoman, who was angry about being fat.

There's no one outside.

The kitten is also missing.

First, I blew Ding Xiaoman's hair dry. Ding Xiaoman was very proud, with his tail hanging down and swinging wildly from side to side. He walked to his nest with a cat-like step, but didn't go in.

He raised his paw and knocked over the nest with a snap. Without even looking back, he turned around and walked away, then jumped onto the sofa and lay down.

Well, it doesn’t want this nest anymore.

How did you get in there when you still smelled just now? Now that you don’t smell anymore, you’re disgusted with it?

Throw it away, throw it all away.

Luo Yihang’s own clothes, pants, shoes, socks, and backpack... Forget it, just throw away the backpack too. I’m too impatient to wash it.

Find a pair of gloves and put them on. Gather all those things and throw them into the trash can, including the gloves.

Then I found a bottle of air freshener and sprayed it all over the house and yard.

Ding Xiaoman had already run away when the spray started.

After spraying all the liquid in the bottle, Luo Yihang opened all the windows and doors to let in the air, and quickly ran away.

After spraying air freshener in this house, it stinks and it's even more unbearable to stay here...

(End of this chapter)