Chapter 1. Abandoned Immortal Cultivator, Unemployed as Soon as He Returned to Earth
Earth.

Room 7, Unit 302, Building , Jufuyuan Community, Shanghai.

In the middle of the living room.

A ray of colorful light rose from the ground, unfolding layer upon layer of halos, spiraling upwards, each circle brighter and more gorgeous than the last. However, just as it was about to touch the roof and the colors were the brightest, it suddenly dissipated.

Only a young man with a cat in his arms was left there.

Luo Yihang finally returned to his simple one-bedroom home after being away for many days.

Although it's a rented house, it's still quite friendly.

About one night more than four months ago, Luo Yihang was sleeping when he was suddenly "kidnapped" to a world of cultivating immortals. The incident happened suddenly and he didn't bring anything with him. He only had time to hug the fat cat Ding Xiaoman who was sleeping next to his pillow.

In the world of immortal cultivation, Luo Yihang was told that he possessed rare dual spiritual roots of earth and wood, and that talent was rare, so he was fortunate to be accepted as a disciple by a major immortal cultivation sect.

When I came here, I helped him cut off his worldly ties. No need to thank me.

…People who practice Taoism usually have bigger fists. Luo Yihang’s resistance was futile, so he had no choice but to give in.

Anyway, after severing the worldly ties, all the things that happened before were just like watching someone else's story, and they did not cause any ripples in Luo Yihang's heart.

So now that you are here, just make the best of it, become a disciple, practice, and accept your fate.

But as I practiced, I realized something was wrong.

Although Luo Yihang has rare spiritual roots, his physical condition is too poor.

It's like a spaceship engine installed on a wooden cart; it doesn't fit.

During the same period, other disciples practiced Qi for ten days and built foundation for a hundred days.

Luo Yihang, on the other hand, took him three months to get started with Qi training, and has been stuck at the second level for more than four months.

At this rate, when others reach Dan stage in ten years and Yuanying stage in a hundred years, Luo Yihang will still be in Qi training stage, and maybe his life will be over.

By that time, his fellow disciple will be a powerful Yuanying stage master, and he will be a 100-year-old veteran in the Qi training stage.

If it happens again...

It is really shameful for a cultivator to die of natural causes such as old age.

There is no such thing as a loser’s counterattack, and there is no such thing as 30 years in the east and 30 years in the west.

The sect that recruited Luo Yihang stopped the loss in time and decisively expelled Luo Yihang.

It's just dual spiritual roots, not too unusual, right?

By the way, I reconnected with the broken relationship...

Recalling his experiences in the world of immortal cultivation, Luo Yihang still felt a little sad.

A little sad, but not much.

After all, he parted ways with the immortal cultivation sect peacefully and received compensation, including but not limited to allowing the sect's masters to forcibly raise his cultivation to the third stage of Qi training, allowing him to retain his memories, allowing him to continue self-study, and giving him a copy of the basic, common and simplified version of the subsequent exercises.

The compensation is sufficient, we have nothing to do with each other anymore, you have to find your own way out, what else do you want?

Therefore, Luo Yihang is now the only immortal cultivator on earth.

At worst, you can live another hundred years in good health. Even if your hair and beard are completely white, you can still pee while standing without getting your shoes wet. These are the two goals.

That's good enough.

Besides, Luo Yihang is just practicing slowly, it doesn't mean he can't continue practicing. If he works hard in the future, wouldn't it be great if he could live to be 200 years old?

You are no longer a teenager in your twenties. Although the world of immortal cultivation is magical, just treat it as a dream.

……

I was away for only a few months, but everything in the world was no longer unfamiliar to me after I reunited with my earthly ties.

The fat tabby cat Ding Xiaoman returned home, turned his fat face to look around, propped up his legs and jumped from Luo Yihang's arms to the ground, twisted his body to the kitchen, jumped onto the stove, pulled open the faucet, and then leaned close to the faucet and licked it.

yue~
Ding Xiaoman vomited.

Baozi's face wrinkled into a ball, and he came back and grabbed Luo Yihang's trouser legs and meowed.

Luo Yihang bent down and touched the cat's head. He also felt that the air was stuffy and there was a strange smell. Could it be that something in the refrigerator was broken?

"A-choo!!!" Luo Yihang sneezed violently as he made his first cry after returning to the human world.

Open the windows for ventilation immediately.

Then Luo Yihang subconsciously raised his hand and made a spell in front of his chest, silently chanting the profound spell, and summoned his true energy to speak in a low voice, "Quick, cleansing spell!"

A small breeze came out from the fingertips, and just as it appeared, it disappeared in a snap.

...nothing at all.

Alas, in a place with scarce spiritual energy, even a cleansing spell cannot be used.

It doesn't matter, there is a backup plan. Luo Yihang turned around and went to the toilet to get a bucket and a mop.

How shameful! A genuine cultivator at the third stage of Qi training still needs to use a mop to clean the room.

Fortunately, I wasn’t seen by my colleagues, otherwise I would have died of laughter.

After mopping the floor a few times, Luo Yihang found something wrong. The floor was not too dirty, and there was only a thin layer of dust on the furniture.

It doesn't look like he's been away for several months at all.

The food in the fridge wasn't bad, but it just smelled.

And the smell outside the window is worse than inside the house.

Luo Yihang went to the window and looked down. It was just dawn outside, the street lights were still on, and there were already people walking on the street.

Everything is normal, there are no zombies.

Is there pollution in Shanghai recently?
Luo Yihang closed the window again and remembered that there was something called a mobile phone.

The phone was still placed on the coffee table, charging, just like the day I left.

I haven’t touched my phone for more than four months and I almost forgot about it.

I missed you so much when we met again.

Turning on the screen, Luo Yihang saw the date displayed on the phone screen and couldn't help but curse: "These guys who play with time are quite considerate."

I spent more than four months in the world of immortal cultivation, but only six days passed on Earth.

……

Turn on and unlock.

There are more than a dozen missed calls in the call log, all from the company.

There are many unread messages in the SMS inbox and VX.

The content was mostly about the leader asking why I didn’t come to work. My colleagues also asked me the same question. The leader’s tone was very calm at first, but then became increasingly unpleasant, asking me if I still wanted to work.

Finally, the Human Resources Department sent a letter notifying Luo Yihang that his labor contract had been terminated due to absence from work for more than three days without reason, according to company regulations.

At the same time, I still received a sum of money in my salary card. When I was fired, the salary for the first half month was also transferred to me.

Alas, it was my fault and I deserved to be fired.

The company handled its business impartially, and Luo Yihang had no intention of asking for compensation or anything.

Anyway, Luo Yihang didn't plan to go back to work after returning from his cultivation, so it was just a relief.

Thanks to the indifferent big city, when a living person disappeared for several days, no one called the police, but fired him instead.

From now on, you will be an urban immortal. You can do anything and be successful. You can make a lot of money by pretending to be smart and live a happy life.

Why bother working 996?

Urban cultivation... urban... urban...

Hey!
Luo Yihang suddenly remembered that he had both earth and wood spiritual roots, so he had to practice in a place with lush vegetation and close to the soil. There was no point in practicing in the city!

He also realized that the strange smell he smelled was not air pollution, but foul air.

This thing will be produced in places where people gather and are full of resentment. The foul air is thick and not only is it impossible to practice, it is harmful.

On a cold weekday morning in Shanghai at the end of March, workers all over the city were forced to get out of bed, and they were filled with resentment.

Ordinary people cannot feel the turbid air. High-level cultivators don't care about it, but a newbie in the Qi training stage like Luo Yihang cannot stand it.

When he thought of this, Luo Yihang felt that his realm was unstable. The third level of Qi training that he had managed to raise with the help of his abandoned disciple was even showing signs of falling.

I can't stay in this place!
Run quickly!
　A pure, pure newcomer.

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　　You can understand it this way: the protagonist is a talented teenager from a country with little basketball atmosphere, who has a soft shot. He was discovered by an NBA scout and brought to a team for a tryout.

　　The assistant coach trained him for a few days and sent him to the Development League to play two games. It was found that he was not good at physical confrontation and could not adapt to the game.

　　So I bought another plane ticket to send him back.

　　Friendship is like two plane tickets. Once you leave, you will never pay attention to them again.

　　These compensations can be understood as tryout wages. Ten thousand dollars is nothing for a team.

　　As for geniuses, those who can go to the NBA for tryouts are all geniuses. In their own world, they are all Jordan. Even if they only play in the summer league every year and guard the water dispenser for thousands of years, they will all be invincible in the junior league.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)