Chapter 87 I’m not clean anymore

"I'm not clean anymore." Lu Mingfei typed a few words in the chat box with Chu Yuzhen, but he didn't send them out. He deleted them one by one. He thought about it, typed it again, then thought about it again and deleted it again.

What happened tonight was magical, so magical that he might call the police and report that he was forcibly kissed by a good-looking woman with a great figure and red eyeshadow. He might get the answer "We are strictly trained and will not laugh no matter how funny it is unless we can't help it" or be advised to turn left and go to a mental hospital.

Even if he complains online, he may only get answers like "eat some peanuts", "go to bed", and "make up your story". And...

Jiude Mai, the name of this coquettish female gangster sounds like a Japanese. It is impossible for Lu Mingfei to block the door of the embassy and yell like a shrew to hand over the woman who kissed me.

“Ah…” Lu Mingfei sighed as he lost everything for the first time in his life, and even ignored Lao Tang’s invitation to perform solo.

"Ding ding ding!" There was a series of sounds on his chat software, but it was not from his sister Chu Yuwei, but from Big Face Cat.

Chen Motong sent him a bunch of pictures of midnight snacks late at night, and captioned, "All the coke and barbecue you want, come on?" Lu Mingfei didn't want to pay attention to her at first, but suddenly remembered that with this girl's lively spirit, she might be able to think of a solution.

So he typed: "I have a question for you."

"I'm busy eating and don't have time to type. Just tell me." Chen Motong sent him a voice message directly.

Lu Mingfei thought for a moment and typed: "I have a friend who was forcibly kissed by a woman with a great figure, long legs and a very seductive appearance. What do you think he should do in this situation?"

"I'm just hiding under the covers and having fun. What else can I do?" Chen Motong sent a voice message, and after a while, he sent another one, "Wait, the friend you're talking about isn't you yourself, is he?"

“You are the one who slanders others’ innocence out of thin air!” Lu Mingfei typed away.

Chen Motong sent a voice message asking, "Do you look like you have friends?"

"Why don't I have any friends?" Lu Mingfei was angry and decided to count for her on his fingers.

Although she usually played around and liked to step on his feet, Su Xiaoqiang was one, right? They had eaten together and danced together, so Liu Miaomiao was one, right? Although she was weird, she was also quite normal at times, so was Chen Wenwen...

Lu Mingfei slapped his forehead and thought, something is not right, why are they all girls?

"Hahaha, I was wondering where you got your friends from. It's better to come and have a meal than to dream." Chen Motong sent another message. Then she sent a bunch of laughing emojis, but the system prompted that the message failed to be sent, and she was blocked again.

"...You're an elementary school student?" She held her forehead weakly, and then suddenly remembered what Lu Mingfei asked at the beginning.

A woman with a great figure, long legs, and a very seductive appearance... She suddenly remembered that she seemed to know such a woman. Although she had never seen her, she knew some of her characteristics and her name.

Thinking of this, she didn't care about supper anymore, she hurriedly paid the bill and drove away. The car was a Ferrari that Chu Tianjiao bought, but it was black. As for the address of Lu Mingfei's home, she had asked Chu Yuyi for it in the morning.

The ignition was started, and before passers-by had time to see the beautiful car and the woman, the Ferrari's taillights quickly disappeared at the end of the street.

Lu Mingfei regretted going to Chen Motong to discuss it and went to Old Tang to ask about it. The other party advised him to take less... no, drink less, or go to a mental hospital. Lu Mingfei was so angry that he launched all his nuclear bombs on the spot and blew up his base. Lu Mingfei, who was planning to let Old Tang know who was the boss of the group tonight, suddenly stopped. It was not because he was kind enough to let Old Tang go, but because someone knocked on the door.

Lu Mingfei had some doubts. Although this place in the suburbs was more humane than the one in the city center, the neighbors’ visits to each other disappeared after Lu’s parents ran off to Polar Bear. Since almost everyone on this floor had moved out, Lu Mingfei was the only holdout.

He opened the door, looked left and right, then looked down. A petite girl with platinum hair who he almost didn't see at first glance was standing at the door.

"Renata Razumovsky Romanova, height 155cm, weight 42kg, measurements: B33-W22-H32, target to be captured."

"The person who wants to be regarded as the heroine in a certain story. By the way, because her current name has been taken back, she can only use the name Renata. A legal loli. Unlike a girl who appears to be nothing but a gossip in her heart, she is really silent, heartless and expressionless... But, it depends on who she is targeting."

"No time limit, conquer Renata! Bonus points and special skills will be awarded based on your conquering progress! Isn't it heartbreaking to see a girl who appears cold to everyone but only shows her soft side to you in private?"

...Get lost! The villain in my heart has already launched the broken plan into space, how can I get my name back! Lu Mingfei asked with a polite smile learned from Liu Miaomiao instead of an awkward smile: "What can I do for you?"

That crappy plan was right. The girl in front of me, whose name sounded like she was from Russia, was indeed a little cold. Her eyes were blue, like the floating ice in the Arctic. Her face was delicate like a doll, but she had the words "Keep away from strangers" engraved on her face. Her dazzling white-gold hair was tied up. Although she was small, she was as noble as a princess on a secret visit.

Lu Mingfei had never felt so resentful that someone didn’t install a peephole. If he had taken a look through it and seen that it was a pretty girl, he would have shrank back immediately.

Then, the Russian girl spoke up: "I live across the street, come over to say hello."

This sounded more like a notification than an interview. The standard Mandarin without any Russian accent surprised Lu Mingfei. He remembered that the Japanese female gangster OL also spoke very standard Mandarin without any Colonel accent.

He looked up at the opposite side and saw the door was wide open. He was wondering why he didn't hear any renovation sounds today. It turned out that they had already finished and moved in. Then he was shocked, because there was a figure with a great figure leaning against the door. The long legs were unforgettable, and he had seen them not long ago!
Jiude Mai smiled and waved to Lu Mingfei: "Thank you for what you did just now."

"You you you you you..." He pointed at the female hooligan office lady with some trembling voice. The other party looked relaxed and at ease, and she didn't feel any guilt at all for stealing his first kiss. Instead, it made him feel a little petty for being entangled until now.

After wandering around, Chen Motong asked for directions from the man who was enjoying the cool air downstairs: "Uncle, does Lu Mingfei live upstairs?"

"Lu Ming, what?" The old man seemed to be a little hard of hearing.

Chen Motong had no choice but to say it again: "Lu Mingfei."

"What Mingfei?" the old man asked again.

Chen Motong said again: "Lu Mingfei."

"What's the road?"

Chen Motong slapped her forehead, feeling that she was really free. Let the old man cool down by himself. She went upstairs. In fact, Lu Mingfei's house was not difficult to find. It was the busiest floor now.

(End of this chapter)