Chapter 61 Use magic to defeat magic
As soon as I heard my uncle's faint pleading voice on the phone.

Zhang Tian felt very strange.

Although uncles in our country are not like those in Europe and the United States.

Meet someone who is dissatisfied.

Empty the magazine directly.

But it's not that humble.

But when he heard what the other party said and a group of middle-aged women came to the police station, he immediately understood.

Mr. Lu Xun once said that in China, no one’s fighting ability can defeat the aunties, especially in the field of quarreling, they are the uncrowned kings!
Especially this is a peaceful era.

Advocate using words rather than hands.

The combat effectiveness has simply doubled!

Zhang Tian had already imagined the scene: a bunch of middle-aged women gathered outside the police station, with birds singing and flowers blooming. The scene was naturally not a good one.

Especially the uncle who helped them with the case yesterday.

Although he doesn't look like an intern.

But it is not of high level.

It is naturally a headache to deal with a lot of aunties who come to cause trouble. After all, everything has to be decided by public opinion nowadays.

Zhang Tian fell into deep thought for a moment.

I was wondering if I should go and help.

But netizens were very wise and advised him to protect himself.

"The anchor must not go. These trolls must have been hired by the other party. From their attitude, it seems they have no intention of reconciling."

"Image rights? Why the hell didn't you think about image rights when you stole something?"

"I feel like this is a classic among classics, and he is just a child! It's really infuriating."

"Yeah, I often encounter little brats doing things like that, and the adults at home don't stop them. It's so annoying."

"As the saying goes, like father, like son, like son, like mother. That kid is a bad boy and has no morals. It's obvious that he has not received a good education."

"That's right. When I was a kid, if I stole money, my parents would break the broom even if no one else did it!"

"Bad kids always have bad parents."

"Anchor, anchor, why don't you give me the chance? I'll let them beat me up and I won't fight back. I just want to buy a BYD Qin Plus."

Can you still play for me?

Zhang Tian was immediately amused by the netizen's idea. Although he thought the idea was good, he couldn't do it that way.

After all, the body is its own.

If a conflict arises, it would be better if you just get beaten up. But if you get bumped into or bruised, leaving scars on your body or face and having to pay some money, that would be a huge loss.

After all, getting beaten means paying money.

It’s not that you can just compensate for it.

It depends on the disability assessment.

However, the disability assessment in our country is extremely ridiculous. No matter how severe the flesh injuries are, as long as there are no broken bones, they are only considered minor injuries.

How much compensation can be given for minor injuries?
So Zhang Tian rejected this idea, but soon he saw another netizen gave a brilliant suggestion.

"Anchor, you can spend a thousand dollars to hire someone to fight!"

One thousand dollars.

Can you still invite people to fight?

Zhang Tian was confused, but he took another closer look and suddenly his eyes lit up. He saw his netizen saying, "Look at those old men and women dancing in the square behind you. They have nothing to do!"

He turned back suddenly.

Sure enough, I saw the old men and women dancing in the square.

Say he's old.

That's all false.

After all, people can be active every day and run to the square to dance square dance. They do this because they have nothing to do and are in good health. They can even do some fancy moves on the horizontal bar.

So he ran into a supermarket nearby, discussed with the person in charge, and then pulled out a basket of eggs.

Came to the square.

Just shout loudly.

"Free eggs! Free eggs!"

Although this is Hangzhou.

Every household has some balance, but that doesn't mean every old man is very rich.

And taking advantage of this kind of thing.

It would be a waste if you don’t take advantage of it!

Haven’t you seen news reports of old men and women from big cities taking the subway to the countryside to steal people’s things? Does that mean they have no money?
Happy freeloading!
As Zhang Tian shouted, a group of old men and women gathered around, looked at him eagerly, and then stretched out their hands.

Zhang Tian was not polite and gave one to everyone, leaving all the old men and women present speechless. You only want one free egg?
This is too much!

Before this group of people could speak.

Zhang Tian clapped his hands, picked up the loudspeaker and shouted, "Dear uncles and aunts, I am here to distribute eggs for free today, one basket per person, but there is something I need your help with."

"Yesterday I had something that was stolen by a kid, so I took him to the police station."

"Then his uncles and aunts were not good people. They called me and scolded me, and even asked me to go to the police station."

"Look, everybody."

"My delicate skin and handsome face show that I am a student with a high level of education."

"I don't quarrel."

"I don't know how to quarrel."

"I'm asking you to help me if you have time. If you can come with me to the police station, if someone scolds me, you can help me return the insults."

"A basket of eggs for everyone who goes!"

"For every extra curse you give me, I'll give you one more!"

As soon as these words came out.

All the old men and women in the square were amused. Wow, this young man has a strange brain. In this day and age, he actually invited them over to have a fight.

If it is other aspects.

They may feel a little old and cannot compare with those young and strong guys.

But if we want to quarrel...

Do you know how I developed this iron mouth?
That was a dispute that had been going on with the neighbors for decades.

I have been arguing with my spouse for decades.

I have been arguing with my son and daughter-in-law for decades!
He has already become a master in quarreling!
Someone immediately patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, young man. Although I am old, I can't stand such a lowly person. He stole something and dared to scold others. I will scold him for you."

I really have justice in my heart.

Not for the eggs.

As for whether they would fight when they quarreled?

Hey, young man, to be honest, I have only been retired for two or three years. Before I retired, I was a professional fraudster.

Don't force me to go back to my old job!

So Zhang Tian led a large group of people over there. He was so cunning that he walked a few steps faster so that he looked like he was alone.

It was just as he expected.

As soon as you enter the police station.

A few vicious-looking middle-aged women came over and started to curse, "You little bastard, you are so vicious."

"Isn't it just stealing your game account? Do you want to put my child in jail?"

"You poor bastard, you won't be able to eat four dishes in your life!"

Facing the aunt's scolding.

Zhang Tian was not angry, he just watched with a playful smile.

A few seconds later, his large force arrived.

Dozens of uncles and aunts came over and started cursing at the aunts, "Who the hell do you think you are? You're scolding me, your grandson?"

"Your grandma's ball!"

"Xxx, I'm going to fuck you."

"You are a cheap thief. Your son is not a good person, and your mother is even more of a slut."

“Ula ula ula ula ula…”

The aunt on the opposite side was facing an overwhelming siege of extremely high levels of mother's milk.

The scene turned dark.

I almost fainted.

You guys are all using my words!!!

(End of this chapter)