Chapter 38 Netizen: Brother, let’s start the class and learn on our knees!

Chapter 38 Netizen: Brother, let’s start the class and learn on our knees!
Trying to have two feet in one boat.

And he's a gigolo.

And you still want to land safely?

There was a look of disdain on Chu Xuan's face. The wisher in front of him really thought he was a baby who knew nothing.

Let you have some experience.

What is God's justice!

What is the wrath of the single god!
Driven by his belief, he rejected all options and personally set the ending for this man who Zhang Tian called "a master of unique skills".

"If it's just like this..."

"It seems that there is still a little bit of impression..."

"You must kill the person and destroy his heart!"

Chu Xuan pondered for a moment. Originally, he wanted to follow the wishes of this master and perfectly solve the other party's current predicament. The simplest way was to make those two girls change their hearts.

The opposite sex is only for reproduction.

Same-sex love is true love!
But he also felt that this would not teach this skilled guy a lesson at all.

So he made some minor changes.

The explosive ending.

"Hey……"

Accompanied by the whispers of his god.

The ending has already been set for Brother Jueshou.

And in the outside world.

Placed in the Taoist temple, the statue on the table slowly flashed purple light.

This made Juehuo Ge stunned, and then he felt a little happy. He had never expected this.

The baby god in front of me.

Not only can wishes come true.

And he responded!
Responded to his outrageous wish!
If it were any other god, nine out of ten times they would not agree.

This made Juehuo Ge couldn't help but feel a little secretly happy in his heart. It turned out that what was said on the Internet was true. The god in front of him was a baby god, who was particularly in need of incense.

And it was just a baby.

Very easy to fool!

He couldn't help grinning, imagining the happy sexual life he would have after having both sisters.

Happy like a god.

And you don’t have to work.

Let the two girls support me.

Even later.

You can also inherit the other party’s parents’ property without any effort!

This is better than being with a rich woman.

Avoid at least fifty years of detours!
Brother Jueshou couldn't suppress his smile. He turned around and asked Zhang Tian, ​​who was stunned, "Lord God's Messenger, take a look. Did the gods agree to my wish?"

Zhang Tian's eyelids twitched.

Although it's a bit hard to believe.

But he still nodded silently.

Although what was happening in front of him was outrageous, he still chose to accept it.

After all, the old man from the Gods Management Bureau had said that the Taoist temple must be kept open, no matter what happened, no matter what happened.

gods.

Even a young god!

Everyone will have their own choice!

"That's right, Chu Xuanshen has agreed to your wish and helped you solve this disaster..."

"But what can I say?"

"Let's try to avoid such things. After all, the gods have promised you this time, which is already a great honor for your ancestors..."

"If you do it again next time, I'm afraid I'll see you in the suitcase..."

This is what Zhang Tian really thinks.

Sometimes the suitcase contains more than RMB.

Maybe it's the people.

For example, this guy in front of me with unique skills!
In the face of Zhang Tian's advice, Juehuo Ge didn't care at all. He just waved his hand casually, obviously not listening to the advice.

Still mumbling.

"I hope this Chu Xuanshen can move faster. He came too early this morning and I'm so sleepy that I can hardly open my eyes."

"I'll lie down in the chair and take a nap."

"Hopefully when I wake up."

"The problem is solved!"

After saying that, he lay down on a chair beside him without any courtesy, not treating himself as an outsider at all.

his behaviour.

Suddenly Zhang Tianming understood.

No wonder the other party was able to control the two sisters. In addition to sweet talk and coaxing people.

Being thick-skinned may also be a reason!
Not to mention Zhang Tian, ​​even the old man beside him couldn't help but sigh, "The world is so big, there are all kinds of things. There are actually people like him. If you had half of his abilities, I wouldn't be in this situation. Now no one calls me grandpa!"

OK OK.

Are you here to urge me to get married again?

Last time I almost fell into a trap.

Isn’t the lesson profound enough?
Zhang Tian rolled his eyes and said, "Dad, I don't think I should have only half of his abilities. I need to be better than him."

"I'll bring you three wives next time!"

"Then I will respond to the country's call and give you nine grandchildren, so that you can listen to your grandfather every day!"

As soon as these words came out.

Dad immediately shut up.

For fear that his son would not be able to figure it out, he brought back three daughters-in-law for him at once.

After Zhang Tian confronted his father.

Then I went to edit my own video.

As a genuine melon-eater.

Don’t share the melon after eating it.

What's the point?
You will be despised by other melon friends!
As his video was released.

His account already had quite a few followers, and instantly a bunch of people saw the new video, especially the explosive beginning of the video.

"I got together with two sisters..."

As soon as these words came out.

Those who were originally lying lazily in the quilt.

Still squatting.

At this time, their eyes widened.

I immediately felt more energetic.

They kept leaving shocked comments under the video.

Zhang Tian looked at everyone's comments.

Can't help but sigh.

Or maybe all of our fans are talented and speak nicely.

The key is that they still want to rush to the front line to watch the show, and keep calling on Zhang Tian to start the live broadcast, so that they can see how skilled that big dick guy is!
“The anchor is the green anchor!”

"How could you do such a dirty thing?"

"You can do a live broadcast, but let's make it clear in advance that the guy with the unique skills won't show his face, and I will also process his voice."

Zhang Tian started the live broadcast.

Almost instantly.

It was early in the morning, time to sleep in.

The number of people in the live broadcast room was increasing rapidly.

Soon the number exceeded ten thousand.

"Good morning everyone. I didn't expect that everyone would get up so early in such a cold weather. It seems that you are all hardworking."

Zhang Tian is livening up the atmosphere.

But I didn’t expect that the netizens in the live broadcast room would be so disrespectful.

Just shouting wildly.

"Where's the special skills brother?"

"Where is Brother Jueshou?"

"Hurry up and show him up!"

"Anchor, anchor, are you trying to secretly conceal the other party's identity and then become his apprentice? You are so mean."

"You can call me anchor in front of others, and then you can call me apprentice Xiao Zhang."

"I am dying of laughter. The scene suddenly changes at the end of the video. The host's envious and jealous look is so vivid."

"Haha, that's what a man is."

"Anchor: I'm sorry, there were a lot of people outside just now. I was just doing my job. I apologize to you now. Please teach me."

"I didn't believe it at first, but when I heard that guy swear that he would never get rich in his life if he told a lie, I really believed it."

"Brother, open the class, learn on your knees!"

"Mother-in-law: Oh no! Are you coming for me?"

"Oh my god, can the gods grant such a wish?"

"This is not a good thing either. Don't forget that the young god of this Taoist temple is evil!"

What's so weird about it?
Isn’t it just a matter of carelessness that caused a small deviation in the result of the wish?
Zhang Tian was about to explain himself when he was suddenly stunned because a cell phone rang in the huge Taoist temple.

Just fell asleep...

It’s my special skill!

He and many netizens couldn't help but widen their eyes.

What will happen?
(End of this chapter)