Chapter 13: It takes too long? My wife can’t stand it? ?
A tall and handsome man.
I actually bowed down for a mere iPhone 1 Pro max TB version!
What a spineless person!
Zhang Tian sneered disdainfully.
Then he silently followed himself with another phone and waited for the results of the red envelope draw.
He really isn't doing it for the money!
He just wanted to save it and give it to his poor sisters Sakura and Momoko.
The other person is particularly pitiful. He grew up in a poor family and has never received any education. He has a seriously ill mother, his father likes to gamble, and his younger brother is still in school.
They work really hard!
They really need help!
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Zhang Tian looked at the comments, picked out the most popular one, turned around and asked his top brother.
"Boss, they are all asking you, you are so rich, why are you still making a wish, are you troubled by something?"
This modern society.
Although money cannot solve 100% of problems.
But at least 90 percent of the problem can be solved.
And looking at this big brother's cheerful face, it seems that he lives a comfortable life without any worries.
So this made netizens even more curious.
What kind of wish would this big brother make?
What kind of results will we get then?
After all, they had witnessed with their own eyes the miraculous operations of Chu Xuan on the statue enshrined in the Tianxin Taoist Temple.
A paper wife is still a wife.
Although there are floating corpses at the fishing spot, I just want to ask you whether there are many fish!
Facing Zhang Tian.
It is also the curiosity of many netizens.
The eldest brother on the list sighed, "Actually, I've always wanted to ask the gods if my life was arranged by them."
"I was born rich, and my family's business was going smoothly without any setbacks. When I grew up and wanted to squander the family's wealth, I started a construction materials business and bought a few unfinished residential areas. I thought that this was the end of me!"
"As a result, that unfinished residential complex..."
He hesitated.
However, Zhang Tian and many netizens have a lot of questions in their heads.
What the hell?
Why do I feel that your experience is a bit familiar?
Are you the legendary...
Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick?
Zhang Tian asked cautiously, "Could it be that the unfinished residential area became a school district house and they made a billion yuan just by reselling it?"
"That's not true!"
Zhang Tian and many netizens breathed a sigh of relief.
But they still didn't notice the weird look on the eldest brother's face. "Although it didn't become a school district house, it was designated as a special zone. I'm in the building materials business, and then..."
"Alas, who in my family would understand? This is simply a huge fortune sent from heaven..."
"That money is like making money. It's driving me crazy!"
Many netizens fell silent.
I was speechless for a moment.
After all, if this kind of thing really happens, you are really lucky, and you can't even go into details!
Zhang Tian quickly changed the subject, "Brother, what wish do you want to make? How about something simple, like finding a remote fishing spot?"
Although there was an accident at the last fishing spot.
But he didn't believe that there were so many murderers in Hangzhou.
There is one.
This made the police officers laugh so hard that they couldn't stop.
You can see how rare it is.
But his words were disdained by the eldest brother, "What's the point of fishing, especially fishing in the middle of the night, it's outrageous, the wind will make your balls cold, you might as well sleep in your own bed with your wife!"
The eldest brother pondered for a moment and said, "Let me put it this way. I don't have any other interests. I just hope to be on the news so that more people can know me."
"Although many reporters have interviewed me before and said that I am a good person and a philanthropist, I know that they are just trying to flatter me and are after my money!"
"Those netizens are not stupid. They almost never read it and forget it in a blink of an eye."
"so what."
"I want a real one that reports on me. It would be best if everyone who has read the news knows me and gives me a thumbs up."
The eldest brother sighed, "Alas, the life of a rich person is really boring. I really want to find some fun."
That's what I said.
Zhang Tian couldn't help grinding his teeth beside him, his eyes full of resentment.
It turns out that eldest brother’s realm is different.
Others want to be famous and get attention in order to make money.
But this eldest brother, because he has a lot of money and is bored, wants to get attention.
And it belongs exclusively to him.
The kind that makes passers-by recognize him at a glance!
Even though Zhang Tian is not a journalist, he still thinks this request is outrageous. "I'm afraid only God can satisfy your request."
"And I feel like one stick of incense might not be enough for this requirement..."
My eldest brother is very generous.
Just wave your hand.
"Put up ten!" As soon as he opened his mouth, he offered ten thousand incense sticks.
The live broadcast room was filled with people calling 666.
Their eyes were full of envy.
Because they have fully experienced it.
In that novel, it is the power of a domineering president.
And the protagonist's domineering aura!
So that’s it!
They were furious before, but once this kind of domineering aura was released, countless younger brothers bowed down to them, which was simply stupid.
Today they met.
I just felt that I was laughed at by my former self.
"Brother, we have to make it clear in advance. This statue in the Taoist temple is a young god. Even if you burn incense, you may not get any reward..."
"It's okay. I believe in God, so I'll just do a good deed."
I heard my brother say this.
Zhang Tian stopped persuading her.
He took out three incense sticks and placed them solemnly in the eldest brother's hand.
Let the eldest brother light the incense.
Then it was inserted into the incense stand.
The statue was in front of Chu Xuan.
Chu Xuan had actually seen them a long time ago. As a natural born god, although he was only a young god and was sleeping most of the time, he still possessed miraculous abilities.
Possessing a divine consciousness that covers the entire hall.
The range will also grow with the amount of incense he absorbs.
Even the incense absorbs more.
You can also leave the statue.
Travel a thousand miles a day.
Therefore, Chu Xuan saw everything that happened in the hall, and he did not expect that there would be black fans who would come to expose his lies.
And that pretentious style.
She actually looks 30% like him!
Money is like giving birth to children, it keeps coming and you can never spend it all?
Madness!
I can't guarantee the freedom of incense!
Chu Xuan chuckled and decided to teach this so-called number one brother in front of him a lesson.
【Ding! 】
[It is detected that you have inhaled incense! 】
[The incense-becoming-a-god system is starting up. 】
[You have received an offering of three incense sticks, worth thirty thousand incense points, and the wisher has made the following request.
He wants attention.
He hopes to be in the spotlight.
He needs more people to know him.
You have three options.
[Option 300: On the day of good fortune, you can pick up money when you go out. Because you picked up a mobile phone, you were blackmailed for yuan. You laughed on the spot and were nicknamed "Speechless Brother" by netizens. You light incense sticks.
Option 1000: He kindly gave a passenger a ride, but he misheard the destination and took him miles off the track. The passenger then called the police to blackmail him, and he pestered him for six hours, forcing him to pay yuan in compensation. He laughed out of anger on the spot, and was nicknamed the "Angry Laughing Brother" by netizens. He was asked to light incense sticks.
Option 10000: On the highway, because of the heavy fog, a car accident suddenly occurred in front of him. He avoided the collision of five cars in a row within one minute, and became a god in one battle. Netizens called him the old driver of Akina Mountain, and lit incense sticks. 】
Three options.
The first two are just jokes, so we ask for fewer incense sticks.
But the last one.
It was a bit thrilling. Not only did you have to defeat five people alone in a car accident, but you also had to save your life. It was indeed quite difficult.
But Chu Xuan took a look.
I found that the number one brother on the list had some merits. It seemed that he had done a lot of good things in his daily life and could not be considered a bad person.
Arranging for him to escape death seems a bit immoral...
Chu Xuan pondered for a moment and decided to design a way to fulfill his wish himself.
The corners of his mouth were raised.
"hey-hey!"
Almost at the moment when Chu Xuan's laughter fell.
Three hundred miles away.
A woman with a good figure woke up from the messy bed, her body aching. She covered her face with her hands and cried silently. After a while, she seemed to have made a decision, then took out her mobile phone and called the police.
"Hey, I want to call the police!"
"..."
"My husband wants me to have sex with him three times a day. I can't stand it anymore. Can you arrest him?"
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(End of this chapter)