Chapter 53 Do you want a wife?

Wendy, who was dressed in green, also looked a little green. She stared at Chen Tianfeng's eyes suspiciously, suspecting that this grandson was pretending to be drunk.

He looked down at the glass of blood wine that was pushed towards him. An ordinary person would not notice anything unusual, but in the eyes of gods, the grayish-white mist above the glass of wine formed a grinning skull, exuding undisguised malice.

This is not blood wine! This is clearly the embodiment of [Death]!

Wendy's expression was stiff. Even though the blood wine was not poisonous enough to kill him, he would definitely suffer from discomfort, stomach upset, loss of appetite, and inability to drink. He really didn't want to drink it at all.

No one wants to make themselves miserable, not even the gods.

"Come on, brother! Let's drink this glass of wine!"

Chen Tianfeng raised his wine glass, his cheeks flushed, his eyes bright, and there was a strange sense of solemnity.

"Okay! Cheers! Eh? What's behind you, brother?"

"Hmm? Behind me?"

Chen Tianfeng turned his head in confusion.

At this moment, Wendy added dozens of seals to the blood wine in his hand, threw it into the portable space, and quickly replaced it with a normal glass of wine. Then he smiled and said, "Oh, I was wrong. There is nothing."

The two clinked their glasses smoothly and drank it all in one gulp.

"Xiao Tianfeng, do you want to have a home in Teyvat?"

I don't know how long they drank or how much they drank. Anyway, after Wendy took out Chen Tianfeng's purse and spent the last Mora, she drunkenly looked for a topic to talk about: "Look, you always say that you have no home, which is too pitiful. In my opinion, you should start a new family in Teyvat and settle down."

"That makes sense!" Chen Tianfeng's face flushed, and he looked like he was really drunk at this moment: "My hometown is where my heart is at peace! Cheers! Cheers to my hometown!"

"That's right! So you want to have a home?"

Wendy raised her glass and clinked it with Chen Tianfeng's. "As long as you want, just tell me and I will definitely help you with it."

".Um?"

Chen Tianfeng's numb brain froze for a moment, then he laughed: "Brother, why do I feel like you're asking me if I want a wife?"

"Hey, so do you want it?"

"Yes! Why not? I want the most beautiful one!"

Chen Tianfeng yelled, his hand unconsciously pressing on the hilt of the knife. He suddenly felt a sense of security in his heart, and he could no longer hold on. He lowered his head and fell into a deep sleep.

"Okay! This is what you said!"

Wendy slammed the table and was about to say something, but suddenly found that the person in front of her was motionless.

He scratched his hair, put down the wine glass, and patted Chen Tianfeng's cheek: "Hey, hey, why did you fall down so quickly?"

Chen Tianfeng didn't react at all.

“It looks like he’s really drunk.”

Wendy took a breath, and her rosy cheeks returned to normal, no longer drunk: "Hehe, I finally got you drunk."

He picked up Chen Tianfeng's cup filled with blood wine, sealed it and threw it into his personal space. Then he helped Chen Tianfeng up and, by the way, removed the shield against the surrounding drinkers.

So the drinkers who didn't know what was going on suddenly saw that the pervert who was going to get the little boy drunk and take him away to do whatever he wanted was actually drunk and taken away by the little boy.
For a moment, his eyes widened and he began to wonder which was wrong, himself or the world.

Lord Barbatos, is this what “the hunter often appears as his prey” means?

Wendy greeted Charles, and amid the complicated looks of the drinkers, she helped Chen Tianfeng out of the pub and walked towards the house that Chen Tianfeng rented.

It was a perfect night at this moment. The stars in the sky and the lights of Mondstadt echoed with each other, and even the winter night wind became gentle.

"Well"

As if stimulated by the night wind, Chen Tianfeng opened his eyes dazedly, and was stunned for a long time before speaking: "Brother, where are we going?"

"I'll take you home."

"go home?"

"That's right, go home, your home in Mondstadt." ".That's not my home, it's just a house."

The next day,

When the first ray of sunlight passed through the window and shone on Chen Tianfeng's face, he, who was completely drunk for the first time, suddenly opened his eyes, but quickly closed them again because of the glaring sunlight. He blinked for a long time before he adjusted and opened his eyes completely.

He sat up, shook his head, and subconsciously checked his clothes - they were the same clothes he wore last night, nothing unusual.

Chen Tianfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and when he looked up, he saw the long knife on the table and Wendy's eyes twitching.

"Why would you check clothes?!"

Wendy's face darkened, and she suddenly wanted to open this guy's head to see what disgusting things were inside.

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Chen Tianfeng was silent for a moment, looked away awkwardly, and imitated Wendy: "Hey, hey?"

Wendy: “.”

Your uncle's
The bard rolled his eyes: "Forget it, Xiao Tianfeng, do you remember what you did last night?"

What have you done.
Chen Tianfeng's expression changed again and again as he recalled.

He seemed to have had a fight with Wendell under the influence of alcohol? They even drank blood wine together?
It's a pity that he was the only one who was bleeding. He also formed a band and named it Wind Poetry. Wendy also asked him if he wanted a wife.
Chen Tianfeng let out a breath of cold air, raised his hand to press his temple, and the only thing he felt in his mind was "what the hell".

What the hell is this unfolding?
Etc. Drinking blood wine.
Chen Tianfeng frowned, recalled the key point, and suddenly looked up at Wendy: "You"

It is very likely that Wendy was trying to make a feint to the east and attack in the west, and did not drink the blood wine at all!
So, could it be that his blood actually has an effect on gods?!
"Hmm? What did you remember?" Wendy folded her arms, raised her eyebrows and smiled.

"Are you really going to introduce me to a wife?!"

Chen Tianfeng's eyes widened in shock: "Can the God of Wind also serve as the God of Marriage?"

I can’t ask Wendy directly, at least not now, and there’s a high probability that I won’t get an answer.

"That's all you remembered?"

Wendy also widened her eyes, looking very disappointed: "Have some ambition, little Tianfeng! There are so many important things in life, how can you be blinded by love?"

"So, my wife is gone now?"

".You didn't have it in the first place!"

"Tsk, alright, alright." Chen Tianfeng curled his lips, got up from the bed, looked at Wendy, and asked in confusion: "One more question, why are you in my house?"

"As everyone knows, I am a wandering bard, at home everywhere."

"Ok?"

"That is to say, I don't have a house in Mondstadt."

Wendy sighed and looked at Chen Tianfeng pitifully: "So how about taking me in for a while? Your house is quite big, you can partition off two rooms upstairs!"

".ha?"

"We are in the same band! You can't just abandon me, Xiao Tianfeng!"

"Is this how you use it?!"

Chen Tianfeng rubbed his brows, and a guess quietly emerged in his mind: Could it be that Wendy is worried about me, a [human-shaped self-propelled source of poison], walking alone in Mondstadt?

But why didn't he scam me the moment I passed through the stone gate and entered Mondstadt?

And Mr. Zhongli, he doesn’t seem to be worried about running around in Liyue... He shouldn’t be worried, right?
Wait, Xiao?
So Mr. Zhongli arranged for Xiao to protect him?

Chen Tianfeng blinked his eyes, and looked at Wendy with a hint of pity - poor Wind God, he didn't have many subordinates, and had to do everything himself.
"Okay, I will stay in Mondstadt until the dragon plague is over. During this time..."

Chen Tianfeng sighed and was about to agree, but suddenly paused, frowned a little, and looked at Wendy in surprise: "You knew about the dragon disaster a long time ago?"

"Hey~"

(End of this chapter)