Chapter 95 Xie Xiaochan: I feel offended (First update, please subscribe)
Xu Shu wanted to sleep.

But I can't sleep well.

These days, he has been in a state of mental tension and is under constant threat of death.

Now that I've reached level 12, I guess the pressure of survival in this wasteland has been reduced a lot. However, the depression of death that has accumulated in my mind repeatedly in the past few days cannot be relieved by sit-ups.

That's why he was so anxious to find the "Fei Fei Nationwide Flight" at night.

He really wanted to release some pressure.

Anyway, you just pay the money and get the goods, so there is no need to feel any psychological burden.

However, flying across the country is too expensive and I simply can’t afford it!

“Are we going to solve the problem by looking for the refugees in this shelter? They seem willing to do this business.

"But most of them have bad skin and are average looking. The only advantage is that they charge low fees..."

A little disgusted.

In his previous life, Xu Shu might have just put up with it.

But by now, his appetite has been whetted by all the female humans and non-humans he has encountered.

If she doesn't have a few of these characteristics such as beauty, purity, cuteness, and charm, she won't be in Xu Shu's eyes and won't be able to attract Xingyu at all.

Alas, the threshold has been greatly raised.

But I have to say, Black Widow and Tempting Flower Puppet are really good...

It's a pity that they were not strong enough at that time. If it were today, Xu Shugao would have to capture them and use them as his long-term Peiji Cup.

hateful!

As for Gu Pan? No.

Xu Shu didn't think she was ugly.

In terms of beauty, she should be ranked among the top 100 even among the legends Xu Shu has experienced.

Don't think that being ranked in the top 100 is not enough. Considering the two or three hundred years of experience that Xu Shu had during his three legendary events, the significance of being ranked in the top 100 is not something that school beauties, socialites, or other mediocre women can compare to.

But the problem is, although she is beautiful, Xu Shu still doesn't consider having a relationship with her.

It's okay to feast your eyes occasionally, but to surpass her? We've all been through life and death so many times, how embarrassing it would be.

Xu Shu also has a bottom line. He doesn't want to take responsibility and is unwilling to cross the line.

"It's so uncomfortable, I'm going to sleep..."

Xu Shu nudged the soft-touch upgrade driver, ready to turn it off.

At this time, there are already more than ten or twenty friend requests that have been sent one after another and then timed out, and the number is still increasing.

“It seems that this reminder mode for friend requests can be changed.”

"When the interface is not open, it turns on Do Not Disturb mode by default; when the interface is open, it automatically switches to red dot reminder mode."

"It seems that it can be changed to sound mode and vibration mode?"

"..."

Xu Shu was suddenly stunned.

He had a bold idea, but was a little conflicted.

"Isn't this... a bit perverted?"

"But I've been through life and death, can't I enjoy myself? It's not against the law!"

A real man should do what he says!
Xu Shu acted quickly and changed the "friend request message notification" from the default "Do Not Disturb".

Set it to vibrate!
Then he closed his eyes.

buzzing...

Someone came to add him, and his phone vibrated, but the amplitude was neither too big nor too small, just right.

It was like having a pair of tender hands of a young girl, massaging his muscles and bones and soothing his body.

No matter whether it was the nuns and witches from the Mother Goddess Church and the Star Church who came to him with [sky-high praise and tears of gratitude].

It was a post from [There’s a problem with the Star Tower…], and it was from a large group of Astronomy Club members led by Melanie.

And there are some people who want to get acquainted with the "big guy".

In short, every time there was a friend request, the "cell phone" would buzz and remind Xu Shu several times.

"...Not bad, not bad, the strength is just right. If it's too light, it's meaningless, and if it's too heavy, it's not good either. This strength is just right to help me sleep. I really chose the right underwear.

"This massage is so effective, I can only say it's worthy of being called a lineup, worthy of being called an upgraded network. This technique is truly superior to any technician I've ever seen."

"Now I can have a good sleep~"

Xu Shumu lay down at the bottom of the bed and fell asleep without any distractions.

buzzing...

buzzing...

buzzing...

The upgraded drive persevered in giving his body an electronic massage, intermittently and for a long time...

…………

That night, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and everything was silent!
The moon was exceptionally round, and its bright moonlight shone upon the earth;
The stars almost disappeared, like an angry young wife, hesitating and refusing to show her head.

Only a few particularly bright ones are still shining, like the big eyes of a shy girl, blinking.

It was on such a moonlit night.

In the wasteland, one after another, strange-looking monsters that are difficult to describe in words crawled out from the ground.

Before nine o'clock, the entire D8B3 city wall was crawling with densely packed monsters of all kinds, forming a "U" shape, covering the entire city.

The safe zone is a circular city wall with a radius of ten kilometers, located on a "田"-shaped foundation. This city with a radius of forty miles is not big, but it is not very small either.

But even so, every city wall was surrounded by strange monsters. You can imagine how terrifying their numbers were.

On top of the city wall, there was a convoy of vehicles moving forward. They were the garrison corps responsible for night patrols.

The car lights cast light far away, but were eventually swallowed up by darkness and silence.

Neither the human garrison nor the monsters besieging the city took action.

The monsters just lay there, facing the moon, motionless and silent.

The garrison's patrol convoy also drove very quietly, patrolling in circles on the city wall in a very regular manner.

Everyone acted as if no one saw each other and everything was peaceful.

After entering the wasteland, the density of monsters dropped drastically as the distance from the safe zone became more than ten or twenty kilometers.

Of course there are still many, scattered around in various ruins.

The further you go out, the fewer these pitch-black, strange-looking monsters with tentacles appear.

It becomes even harder to see near the border.

——Northern District! Border coordinates: (3, 19)!
Huhu~
The night wind was howling. This place was more than 200 kilometers away from the Star Tower and was already very remote.

The border line, in the same form of a lower frame and upper circle, circles vertically and horizontally, covering the entire wasteland with a radius of 190 kilometers, as well as a "田"-shaped coordinate system with a one-way wheelbase of 190 kilometers on the circle.

This is——"Starry Sky!"

Outside the line is a wasteland, inside the line is a wasteland.

The border line was really just a thick, long red line, about a palm wide. It looked ordinary, but it completely divided the inside and outside of the line into two worlds.

The so-called "a line of sky" is just like this.

In the deep darkness far outside the line, I wonder how many pairs of eyes are peeking at the world inside the line.

Humans live inside and look at this, which is called the red line.

The weird creatures gathered outside, and they knew that thing was called "dead line".

There is only a fine line between life and death.

The wind can come in, the rain can come in, but demons and monsters cannot come in——

This is the border!
At this moment, not far inside the line.

There was a tall man who looked to be about thirty years old and was wearing a cloak.

He was sitting in front of the tent and campfire, grilling meat and browsing the upgraded network.

Next to him, there was a seven-foot Han sword stuck in the ground, the top of the sword was round and the square was square, with the sword spine straight.

The sword pierced through the corpse of a strange fox, and next to it was a green 14-striped erosion crystal. The blood was warm, and it was obvious that the fox had died not long ago.

——At this moment, he was eating roasted sweet potatoes while browsing the upgraded network.

* Upgraded network
* Song Nianhui (Pure Sword Heart), second-level weapon master
*Team channel: 3
Song Nian replied: "Brother, someone will be here soon, promise me you won't leave, okay?"

There was a traitor: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you didn't want to form a nanny? Who wants to follow you to die? You are totally sick. You cheated me out of 30 points for the plane ticket. Just wait, I will hang you on the world channel!"

【Hint: "A traitor" has left your team. 】

*Team channel: 2
……

"Ugh."

Song Nianhui covered his head with his hands, feeling overwhelmed.

He couldn't help but look towards the other side of the lake and called out, "Big sister, I told you a long time ago that no one would come if we didn't form a nanny group, why didn't you listen?"

Click, click.

By the lake under the moonlight, there is a woman in a red Taoist robe with cute Nezha-style twin ponytails, elegant yet a little radical.

She has a graceful figure but a petite body, like a child of thirteen or fourteen years old. She is dressed in a very antique style, and it is difficult to forget her image after seeing her at first sight.

With a whoosh, she swung her arm and lifted the rod, and there was a long hook on it - a straight hook!
Naturally, you can’t catch any fish, this is a empty basket.

"Haha." She sneered disdainfully and hung the fishing rod behind her. Upon closer inspection, it was a strange-shaped gun that shone with a cold light and looked like a pen or a whisk!

"Just laugh at me... Big sister, why don't you quit the team on your own, okay?" Song Nianhui forced a smile.

"Hmm? You can try and kick me out."

"I……"

If I could beat you, I would have kicked you out long ago, fuck!

"Then what should I do? The ticket will expire the day after tomorrow, and I bought this second-level furnace with more than 300 contributions, sister!" Song Nianhui said with a sad face.

What sin have I committed to bring such a damn plague god in?

I was originally short of one person, so I wanted to find someone to output the damage. I quickly cleared this small relic and relied on the erosion crystal materials that exploded inside to make back some of my investment.

As a result, after this "Xie Xiaochan" came in, she started chatting with her teammates in a sarcastic manner.

He didn't notice it at first, and when he found out it was too late. Everyone was scared away by her words "There is no nanny in the team".

Logically, this incense burner belonged to him, Song Nianhui, so he was naturally qualified to ask Xie Xiaochan to get out. However, the big shot ranked 38th on the Qingyun List held a thick and big judge's pen thing against your head, and asked if you dared to kick him!

"What should we do now?" Song Nianhui didn't dare to lose his temper.

Xie Xiaochan had already walked over, glanced at his upgraded network driver and said, "I have already assembled a team of people, a second-level nurse, a night watchman, and an iron armor. They are on their way."

"Invite them to join the group?"

"They are pioneering in the Misty Sea and will come back tomorrow to join the team. Now there is only one spot missing. Do you know any strong men? They need to be stronger, about the same level as Qingyun 414 just now." Xie Xiaochan said coldly.

"You want another Lux?"

Isn't there already a second-level iron armor? Why do we need a first-level warrior?

Song Nianhui was very puzzled.

If the other team has good people, it means they are directly taking over the show, which doesn’t matter.

But they are two extraordinary people of the same profession, one is at the second level and the other is at the first level. Not only are the roles of these professions duplicated, but they have also been optimized. Why did you team them up?

"Don't ask so many questions. Follow me this time and you'll make a fortune! Anyway, you better gather some people quickly."

"Yes, yes, big sister! There are really too few first-level warriors willing to play the second-level version. In fact, the Qingyun 414 you mentioned is in this safe zone, but it's a pity that he is not very good." Song Nianhui said.

"Ah? Oh, yes, I almost forgot that there was a strong man on the ranking just now! What did you say, what's wrong with him?" Xie Xiaochan spat out the candy in her mouth, suddenly realized, and then asked curiously.

Song Nian replied: "That guy is a complete newbie and he's illiterate. He asked me what the ticket is. Don't you think it's funny? Who would dare to ask for a complete newbie like Lux? Once he lies down, we'll all have to play hahaha..."

However, when Xie Xiaochan heard this, her eyes suddenly lit up: "He doesn't know anything? Great! It's really a piece of cake to find it. It's decided that he is the one! Hurry up and pull him."

"?" Song Nianhui was stunned.

No, why are you so happy about bringing in a primary school student?
"Hurry up and add him, otherwise you will quit the team." Xie Xiaochan ordered.

"I'm so fucking ***"

"Okay, then I'll add him as my friend." Song Nianhui was helpless.

I just deleted "Gu Pan" and now I have to add it back. I feel a little embarrassed.

But he can't just give up the money for the sake of his face.

...half an hour later.

"He didn't respond and didn't approve... I guess he's upset because I deleted him before." Song Nian replied helplessly.

"Oh, I'll join in then."

She touched the cute pendant on her pink earlobe and opened the upgraded network.

There is no "find add" function in the upgraded network.

But she remembered the previous [Extraordinary Post], and after flipping through it for a while, she found it and clicked on it.

[You are adding a friend: Gu Pan, a first-class warrior...]

Half an hour passed and there was no response.

"Ok?"

Xie Xiaochan frowned.

I, Xie Xiaochan, who is ranked 38th on the Qingyun List, have been active on the forum for many years. I am a well-known figure who always comments on every post. I am somewhat famous. Why don’t you add me?

Are you pretending to be sophisticated, or did you not see it?
[You are adding a friend: Gu Pan, a first-class warrior...]

【Your note: Brother, let’s make friends. 】

ten minutes.

[You are adding a friend: Gu Pan, a first-class warrior...]

five minutes.

[You are adding a friend: Gu Pan, a first-class warrior...]

One minute……

?Fail?

Xie Xiaochan raised her eyebrows, not wanting to believe it, and nodded quickly several times.

Unfortunately, it still fell on deaf ears.

"???"

The girl's face gradually turned red, which meant that she had aroused desire - a great desire to fight!

She poked her fingers on the "+" sign behind the "Add Friend" button more than ten or twenty times.

Humph, if you don’t pass, I’ll keep adding!

Add! Add! Add!

Oh, it still hasn’t passed?

To make friends!

To make friends!

Let’s make friends!
Let me pass!
Xie Xiaochan was so overwhelmed by the strength of the Seven-Colored Taoist Nun that she felt her hands were sore from pressing, and her face turned pale.

Damn, what is this guy doing? Is he taking a shit? Is he done yet? Let me pass!
She nodded again.

However, [Gu Pan, the Steel Rhino] still did not accept her friend request.

Xie Xiaochan's eyes turned red now. That guy was clearly having a hot fight with the Mother Goddess Church and the nuns before!
She saw him replying to so many nuns' IDs with "Sister, add me as a friend, kick me if you see me", so it was obvious that he was a pervert.

This is exactly the talent she needs to explore this "relic" this time!

By chance, she obtained a "trigger" that allowed her to enter an area in the ruins that no one had known about before - no one knew that the "burial ground" ruins on the southern foot of area D8B4 actually had an extra small entrance on the northern foot of area B3!
However, this small entrance is quite special. Firstly, she needs the "special trigger" in her hand to really go deep into the elite monster area. Secondly, that elite monster is almost immortal, and she needs a strong warrior to attract her hatred.

And this "Iron-Armored Bull", oh, now it's "Crawling Steel Rhino" Gu Pan, and you can tell at a glance that she needs talents.

As a result, she took the initiative to add the other party, but the other party did not accept?

"What the hell, am I not as good as those roast chickens?"

She felt offended.

"How dare you bully me, you brat?!"

She was burning with desire (battle desire), her hands spread out, dancing like phantoms, poking circles on the "+" sign like a machine gun.

When she was using her power, she looked very strange, with her eyes as seductive as silk and as white as water that seemed to be dripping.

The whole person exudes an indescribable charm - this is exactly the characteristic of the "Seven-Colored Taoist Nun" approach.

When they use their abilities, their emotions will burn them, thus unleashing greater power.

However, unlike her seductive body, her attitude was very tough.

She has a strong will and a calm heart, completely free from worldly desires. She is a completely ascetic fairy.

Desire is external and false.

Innocence is inner and real.

The two contradictory temperaments are combined into one in Xie Xiaochan, where yin and yang meet. Coupled with her petite figure, it is difficult for people to feel impulsive towards her, yet she is extremely charming, which makes her quite unique.

The "+" symbol added by the friend sometimes turned into "+" and sometimes turned into "o" when she clicked it.

It looked as if it was constantly reaching in and out, dancing for her.

She gritted her teeth:
“Hurry up and make a friend for me ahhhhhhhhh!!!”

Secret technique: Girl's ten fingers work together~
The art of big combo!
Da da da da pa pa pa pa...buzz buzz buzz!

Buzz!
Buzz buzz buzz! !

——"What the hell? What's going on?"

In the shelter hotel, Xu Shu, who was sleeping, was awakened by the vibration of the upgraded drive.

He had slept well before, and the intermittent massage, half asleep and half awake, was very pleasant for his body and mind.

Then, about an hour ago?
"Strange, why did it suddenly become so intense, could it be that a lot of people added me all of a sudden?

"...No, this is bad. If I continue like this, I will be in danger."

"Jingwei, open the door for me..."

Xu Shu gritted his teeth and was about to use his Heart Steel Skill: Jingwei Filling the Sea.

But suddenly I found that there was no one around.

He then thought about it.

"Well, I won't defend it this time."

"I was sleeping so well, but suddenly so many people added me. Damn it, I'm about to throw up."

He gave up resisting and followed the guidance of his heart. He walked to the window, one hand on the wall, one hand on his waist, his eyes shining brightly.

The piece is convex''''^·,!
Piece...～,
Q...

"Oh hoo~~"

Fighting is fun!

One minute later.

Xu Shu changed the notification mode for new messages to "Do Not Disturb Mode", wiped the sweat from his forehead, and went to the bathroom to wash his face and hands.

When he came out again, his face showed an indescribable detachment.

It seems that at this moment, nothing can arouse my interest.

"How come there are over 34,000 additions? Oh my god, am I an internet celebrity?"

Xu Shu clicked on them and found that 178 of them came from different people.

The remaining 24,800-odd posts all came from the same person.

*【(Xie Xiaochan, Seven-Colored Taoist Nun) requested to add you as a friend, and the other party's note: Let's make friends! 】*34522!

"?"

"You look familiar... Are you here to see me, CPDD too?"

Xu Shu touched his chin. The other party added so many times. This kind of perseverance not only moved him, but also made him burst into tears.

So, he generously accepted the other party's friend request.

Then go to private message.

Gu Pan: "Thank you, I feel better now."

Xie Xiaochan: “???”

"What?"

(End of this chapter)